Reviews

Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands you down. Layout…

I had some free time on a recent Friday and decided to go club crawling. My first choice was High Heels, and I'll be honest, I wish I hadn't gone. I had to pay a high…

This is the worst club I ever been to. The door guy told me and my friend we don’t like to serve your kind mind you we are black. Came in around 10pm and there…

Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past 5PM and they open at 4 or 430. Paid no…

Not really a totally fair review because I was there on a Friday as they opened up. The club was nice, had an outer room where phone use was allowed and security would wand you…

The club is out in the middle of nowhere. It is on a country road and not with good signage. It has a large paved parking lot with plenty of room for customers(no valet). Admission is $10…

I went to the club on a Friday at about 9 pm. The parking lot was almost full which is a goods sign. The club IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.The last three miles…

I had a Friday afternoon/evening to kill, and some nice driving weather, so I decided to head out of the city and finally check out this place. It was OK but I probably would only…

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided…

Way out in back roads, I see a sign for Somonauk x miles away - it strikes me this sounds familiar but where have I heard the name? Think. Think. Think.…

I had visited the Silver Slipper earlier in the evening, and having come away mostly disappointed, I decided to drop into High Heels. It's still a pain in the ass to find if you haven't…

So I’ve taken a 2 year hiatus as we all seem to have. So I decided to make the 20 minute drive to the closest club to me, the famous HH. my last…

Went in paid 7.00 cover, door guy checked my ID and I walked in to the video gaming area which had a small half round stage with a pole. No one dancing there. Went into…

Made a stop at this club after a day at Lake Holiday. The parking lot had a good amount of cars in it. I took that as a positive sign. Unfortunately the inside contained many…

Hadn't been down to Somanauk for some time and decided to pay the club a visit. There were five dancers working when I got there around 8:30, and they kept trickling in. I'm fairly sure…

Went last Wednesday 5 mins past midnight. There were just 4 guys including me and 5-6 dancers. But each girl was tied up with the guy. So there weren't many options. The girls weren't dancing…

We decided to try someplace new and different from our usual, Polekatz. The Saloon is definitely different and not something I would even try to compare to the bigger Vegas style clubs and that's a…

Decided to treat my friend to a much-needed strip club visit when a regular night in our own town was underwhelming on females...or too young too old. This has been my favorite place for years for…

Stopped through here tonight because I was getting tired of ATF in a different club and never been here. Overall I like the layout of the place and all the girls and bartenders were…

Got to the club around 7pm. Parking lot is a little beat up so drive carefully. The area seems safe no one is hanging around watch anything. They place is fairly rural…

Only club in the area. A snow covered parking lot hard to be sure is your parked in a good spot or not. Girls are friendly. Dances are in walled in corner of room…

I'm not sure why everyone is giving it some bad rep, yea the dancers could be a bit more friendly but they're not unfriendly either, a lot of you guys have to realize that that's…

Was cold out and felt I should stop in and warm up on the way home. Got there around 630 the place was dead. At about 7 one girl got on stage, borderline…

I was in the area staying with a friend of mine and I decided to drive to the High Heel since that is the closest club to where he lives. The club has a front…

Got in right after work looking to relax, only about 4 other customers in there, sat down got a drink and watched the stage. Saw a girl who looked pretty good from the bar…