Good Golly

Way out in back roads, I see a sign for Somonauk x miles away - it strikes me this sounds familiar but where have I heard the name? Think. Think. Think. Could it be tuscl.net? - Indeed. We have some time to explore. Club is not on the mainstay but a road just to the south that runs in same direction. In the middle of nowhere, I see two wavy signs with the text sluts so I pull in figuring this is the place. Stop, look around, and notice the signs say slots but then notice the old very quaint sign that says High Heels - this sign reminds me of the old tavern signs. Ok we've got 2-3 cars, maybe one on the side of building and perhaps there is another parking lot? Decide to go in - very dark, looks like they've just opened as no one is in the joint. Bathrooms to either side of entrance and many slot machines - a walled off bar area is the next destination - seems reasonable so I take a seat at bar and survey the area - one main dance area with comfy looking chairs in a slightly lower area than bar. A few minutes later a bartender arrives and asks to see id - won't look at it through the clear plastic holder he needs to touch and caress it, study it, etc. A bit too intrusive. I thought he was going to ask for my car keys next. Ordered a beer 3-4 bucks depending on tap or bottle - domestics only. This was a happy hour special.

Start imbibing and a very beautiful girl (probably in the top 10 I've seen in a club) stopped by. She says her name is Molly and she over several years has danced at many of the more often reviewed clubs in the area but as of few months a joined High Heels. Had a long chat - mostly clubbing, mostly about her. I keep thinking how beautiful she is and that's when she offers a $30 topless dance. Not crazy about that but I was thinking of hitting the road and figured why not - I owe her maybe for her time and conversation but it's not like I've been keeping her from other customers as there are none. During my time there I saw only one other dancer and she was warming up on the stage - got to admire the professionalism.

She steps away to get music on the jukebox which is just carp I would rather not hear and is not even in English Wtf? She returns and leads me to the dance area and this is when I find out how tall she is - the legs went on forever.