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Club Femme Nu
1673 Kapiolani Blvd Honolulu, HI 96814
Club Femme Nu Reviews
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Rock0405
reviewed
a year ago
the dollar menu of strip clubs
Overall this place is pretty run down and low class compared to the competitors across the street Ballarrinas and Rock Za both of these clubs have FAR better quality girls and for a similar...
nomadxx85
reviewed
2 years ago
ehh....trap the tourist
I was staying in Waikiki and decided to stumble on over. The entrance is in the back where the door guy collected $10, and provides you with a ticket for a discounted drink. The...
Comments: 1
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2 years ago
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One123456
One123456
reviewed
3 years ago
dive bar turned sh!t hole: save your money.
La Femme Nu in a short summary… shit hole. Overall it was a terrible experience which is a bummer because 2 years ago it was a decent off the main road SC. Outside parking...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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sexualchoc
ahhhhhvocado
reviewed
3 years ago
relaxed atmosphere, not too busy, on a saturday night
Alright, I know this place has loads of bad reviews on tuscl, google and yelp, especially after the pandemic, and I can understand why to a degree. I do have quite a few positive...
urugly
reviewed
3 years ago
not worth your time or money
Haven't been to a strip club in years and finally went with some friends to Femme nu. There were 6-10 girls ranging in both age and size dancing on the multiple stages they...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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CarlitosPeligro
mrxh
reviewed
3 years ago
ok on a weeknight
For people outside of Hawaii, sorry to say that clubs in Hawaii are not as good as you would hope for. There are no lap dances and touching is not allowed. Many...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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CarlitosPeligro
makikiboy
reviewed
3 years ago
kind of lame club
Unfortunately hawaii not a good place if you want lap dances. For FN, main areas no touchie and at best only air dances but more just buying the girl $20 to $40 drinks....
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3 years ago
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makikiboy
latinalover69
California
reviewed
5 years ago
waikiki strip club trip report july 2019 - clubs rock za and femme nu plus more...
NOTE TO EDITOR: I am posting this same Waikiki review for Club Rock Za and Club Femme Nu since I am actually reviewing 5 Waikiki clubs in one review but only Club Rock Za...
Comments: 6
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5 years ago
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latinalover69
wallanon
reviewed
6 years ago
a little birdie told me not to come here. i didn’t listen.
Part 1 - Does Parking Really Get Its Own Paragraph? I was approaching this club on Kapiolani Boulevard from the other side of the street, and there was so much crap parallel parked I couldn’t...
Treck4life
reviewed
6 years ago
cali made it worth it
This was my 5th time visiting the club. I go once a year when I’m in town for business. The last few times haven’t been the best experiences but this one was saved by...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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rickdugan
landr
Georgia
reviewed
6 years ago
a dying club—possibly dead already.
Just awful. Everything that could possibly be bad was awful. Let this place die a quick painless death. I’d been to this club a couple of times many years ago and liked the...
Pjizzle02
Texas
reviewed
6 years ago
the fall of the mighty
This place has gone extremely down hill since 2012. Unfortunately Hawaii's strip clubs scene is no where near comparable to the mainland. The touch barrier is strict, the girls don't give 100% effort and...
Slushie
Stockholm
reviewed
6 years ago
good value club on most days
Went several times for the duration of a holiday in Hawaii so not a local. Location is good enough and i think there are one or two more clubs in the immediate area, walking...
lmaolmao1
Minnesota
reviewed
6 years ago
not as bad as they say
There seem to be a lot of reviews regarding this club that lean towards the extremes, as in extremely good or bad. I personally thought the club was relatively average. The cover charge was...
Jellyjud
Hawaii
reviewed
7 years ago
dont waste your time
There was a pregnant woman on stage.... A few old ladies trying to get me to go to VIP 300 for half an hour each. No thanks. They actually trying to get me to...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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RedZ06
ebonyplayboy
Ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off!
reviewed
7 years ago
femme nu is the go to club
I've been going to Femme Nu since 93, I told you I'm not new to this I'm true to this. I love strippers! Femme Nu has a reputation for beautiful women. The club has...
Comments: 2
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7 years ago
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armychoc
623
Since 1963 ...
reviewed
7 years ago
for my money, the best honolulu choice
On a short trip to Honolulu I was determined to check as many clubs as I could. I used to spend quite a bit of time on Oahu, and quite a bit of...
sacase
reviewed
7 years ago
chill strip club
This club is my go to spot when I am on island. It might not have the best dancers or best anything, but you know what to expect in here. I like it because...
Comments: 3
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7 years ago
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Wildbill13
SlickSpic
reviewed
7 years ago
club femme nu with my gal
Picture it, Honolulu in August and I'm with my girl. It's her first time in Hawaii and she wants to hit up a strip club. Seeing that I haven't been to a...
Hosehound
reviewed
7 years ago
double timed
I had no sooner entered the club when I was approached by a buxom brunette who had staked her claim on me. Next thing I know I’ve got two of them hanging on me...
dancer0307
Dancer life
reviewed
7 years ago
my review
Day shift is not bad...if the ships from Pearl Harbor come in from underway-the sailors go STRAIGHT to town to party and spend money. This can be your cash cow for the day. Tip...
Wyliedx
reviewed
7 years ago
the worst strip club i've ever been to
I've been all around the us from Alaska to the east coast to the West Coast to Guam to Singapore. I've full moon just topless alcohol no alcohol. I've had big women and petite...
Comments: 4
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7 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
jbea
Hawaii
reviewed
8 years ago
different kind of club
I have come in here a few differnt times in the afternoon time frame. It is so-so in here, $3 coors light bottles. Its weird because the women dont just dance on stage, they...
Comments: 1
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8 years ago
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RedZ06
boredxx
Ontario
reviewed
8 years ago
hawaii virgin
Dropped by 9:30 pm or so. Parked in the front and didn't realize the entrance was in the back. All areas in Honolulu look a lil sketch one way or another and this establishment...
mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
reviewed
8 years ago
go to the beach instead
Go to the beach instead. The exterior lacks curb appeal IMO. Entrance is in the back, might be a parking lot in back too (they charge for parking). Non-smoking! Arrived at 4.30, no cover, one...
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