Club Femme Nu Reviews

This is kind of a dark club with more of a bar vibe. The bar is to the right as you go in and there's a small rectangular stage. I think it was $10 to get in.

While I was there, the only dancer on the stage did not take her...

Overall this place is pretty run down and low class compared to the competitors across the street Ballarrinas and Rock Za both of these clubs have FAR better quality girls and for a similar price. The only downside is Ballarrinas doesn’t serve alcohol and Rock Za only has booths no...

I was staying in Waikiki and decided to stumble on over. The entrance is in the back where the door guy collected $10, and provides you with a ticket for a discounted drink. The place was DEAD and stayed that way the entire time I was there. Got a dance...

La Femme Nu in a short summary… shit hole.
Overall it was a terrible experience which is a bummer because 2 years ago it was a decent off the main road SC.

Outside parking is small but relatively cheap and easy to access. Cost is $3 for parking. Security also...

Alright, I know this place has loads of bad reviews on tuscl, google and yelp, especially after the pandemic, and I can understand why to a degree. I do have quite a few positive things to say about this place, however, and I'm certain at least a couple members will...

Haven't been to a strip club in years and finally went with some friends to Femme nu. There were 6-10 girls ranging in both age and size dancing on the multiple stages they have. But on average think 40s. Kinda old for stripping.

Feel like these girls are...

For people outside of Hawaii, sorry to say that clubs in Hawaii are not as good as you would hope for. There are no lap dances and touching is not allowed. Many of the girls will just give you air dances. There were about 9 girls working...

Unfortunately hawaii not a good place if you want lap dances. For FN, main areas no touchie and at best only air dances but more just buying the girl $20 to $40 drinks. Girls on stage are lame, they sit on the stage and they will come...

NOTE TO EDITOR: I am posting this same Waikiki review for Club Rock Za and Club Femme Nu since I am actually reviewing 5 Waikiki clubs in one review but only Club Rock Za and Club Femme Nu deserve the actual reviews.
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Hey guys, finally getting around to a trip...

Part 1 - Does Parking Really Get Its Own Paragraph?

I was approaching this club on Kapiolani Boulevard from the other side of the street, and there was so much crap parallel parked I couldn’t make out the driveway until I was almost past the club. So I told myself I’d...

This was my 5th time visiting the club. I go once a year when I’m in town for business. The last few times haven’t been the best experiences but this one was saved by a dancer named Cali. She was fun, sexy and freaky. Started with a lap dance in...

Just awful. Everything that could possibly be bad was awful. Let this place die a quick painless death.

I’d been to this club a couple of times many years ago and liked the format of a dancer plopping down in front of you and dancing for as long as...

This place has gone extremely down hill since 2012. Unfortunately Hawaii's strip clubs scene is no where near comparable to the mainland. The touch barrier is strict, the girls don't give 100% effort and a lot of them are either aging or don't have the skills to be a dancer...

Went several times for the duration of a holiday in Hawaii so not a local. Location is good enough and i think there are one or two more clubs in the immediate area, walking distance. Maybe don’t walk around the area alone late at night, grab a cab or uber.

Bouncer...

There seem to be a lot of reviews regarding this club that lean towards the extremes, as in extremely good or bad. I personally thought the club was relatively average. The cover charge was about $7, if I recall correctly. Once I got inside the workers were quite accommodating, offering...

There was a pregnant woman on stage.... A few old ladies trying to get me to go to VIP 300 for half an hour each. No thanks. They actually trying to get me to pity them and throw them a bone. It was sad. 1 or 2 passable ones but...

I've been going to Femme Nu since 93, I told you I'm not new to this I'm true to this. I love strippers! Femme Nu has a reputation for beautiful women. The club has been around since 1988. But with all the competition now the club is hit or miss...

On a short trip to Honolulu I was determined to check as many clubs as I could. I used to spend quite a bit of time on Oahu, and quite a bit of it in clubs, but I haven't really been back for any serious visits in 20 years.

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This club is my go to spot when I am on island. It might not have the best dancers or best anything, but you know what to expect in here. I like it because it is a very chill place. I can get a drink and be left alone for...

Picture it, Honolulu in August and I'm with my girl. It's her first time in Hawaii and she wants to hit up a strip club. Seeing that I haven't been to a strip club in a year, I was up for it. Not only was I game,...

I had no sooner entered the club when I was approached by a buxom brunette who had staked her claim on me. Next thing I know I’ve got two of them hanging on me wanting me to drop 1k each of them to go into the back room. I had...

Day shift is not bad...if the ships from Pearl Harbor come in from underway-the sailors go STRAIGHT to town to party and spend money. This can be your cash cow for the day. Tip outs are reasonable. DJ rotates and he is not very nice. Neither are the bouncers. Ross...

I've been all around the us from Alaska to the east coast to the West Coast to Guam to Singapore. I've full moon just topless alcohol no alcohol. I've had big women and petite women. Aggressive, dominatrix, or soft types.


this is by far the worst strip club I've...

I have come in here a few differnt times in the afternoon time frame. It is so-so in here, $3 coors light bottles. Its weird because the women dont just dance on stage, they sit on pillows on their cell phones till you walk up to them and flip them...

Dropped by 9:30 pm or so. Parked in the front and didn't realize the entrance was in the back. All areas in Honolulu look a lil sketch one way or another and this establishment didn't look any different. I didn't pay while I parked out front, but I wasn't there...