Club Femme Nu Reviews

Go to the beach instead.

The exterior lacks curb appeal IMO. Entrance is in the back, might be a parking lot in back too (they charge for parking). Non-smoking! Arrived at 4.30, no cover, one drink minimum. Interior was ok, with a bit dated blue collar vibe. Apparently, no bottled water,...

I went to this club last Tuesday when I was in town. Pay your mandantory cover in the back entrance and go in to get your drink that's included with the cover price. For me its always a Coors Light - the one thing they cant water down....

Hi guys, I judt here tonite. There are some nice girls. But they are average looking got most. Some girls make s big attempt to hustlr. One really old Asian woman kept stickimg aroun me and she flatters and crap like that .then asks if...

I visited Club Femme Nu on a Thursday and Friday nights around 830 pm in October during a business trip to Honolulu. According to its ratings CFN is a top rated club in HI, is all nude and serves a full bar. Entrance to the club is from...

Femme Nu has been at the top of the strip club pecking order for a number of years since the old Fantasy Island Showgirls closed down. Unfortunately like every other strip club in Honolulu the quality of girls working the stages here has declined significantly in the last ten years....

Returned to Femme Nu last month. Being from the islands, I go here several times per year, not because its the nicest or has the best looking looking girls, more for comfort, I guess. There is one main stage and 3 smaller stages. Going on a Friday...

This club has a bar, multiple stages, seats around stages, and then booths with tables. The dancers at this club are just average. The pretty ones also have fake boobs, so if you're into that, then perfect. Most of the dancers are a bit older (27+ I'd say). They mostly...

Visited on a Saturday evening. This is easily one of the most popular clubs in the area so expect to find a large crowd around all the stages. Parking is somewhat limited, definitely DON'T park nextdoor unless you want to get towed. Cover charge at the door, but it at...

This club is like most hawaii clubs, with garter belt tipping being standard. Gone are the good old days when you could get some contact. No lap dances to my knowledge. They do offer private dances but they are real expensive, $40 a song i think. ...

A place that has been there for years and really has not changed much. There are always alot of hot girls. They will dance on one of the many strangers and will not undress unless someone is sitting at the tip rail laying down dollars. If you keep feeding them...

Decided to stop by Femme Nu since I was on the Island. From the big island and had some business in Oahu. Went in around 11:30. Place was semi packed. There is 4 stages where girls stand up until a guy sits in front of them....

Aloha, brothers and Lopaw. I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, there is no good news. The bad news is, well, plenty.

Let me start by saying that I knew not to have high hopes for this sorry excuse for...

Been vacationing in Waikiki for the past week now and although there are so many other worthwhile things to do on the island, I decided to hit up this club. Out of boredom? Perhaps. Nevertheless, I paid my entry fee and walked in.

Not much has changed since I was last...

Alright so I must be a glutton for punishment cause I keep coming back. Anyways I had time to kill before going home so I dropped by cause Rock Za was closed...this was like at 3P so I figured it should be open already. <br>
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Anyways I come in and the...

I went to Femme Nu with some friends on a Thursday night and it was packed! Parking in the lot in the back is $2 but I didn't have to pay when I parked in the front, although spaces are limited. Cover is $7 and includes one domestic beer, you...

Wow so I recently moved back to Hawaii and thought I would check out the clubs here. I never went prior to leaving Hawaii due to the age issue, but now that I am of age I figured it would be fun and would check out clubs people talked about....

I find the strip club scene in Honolulu to be, well, strange. I've been vacationing in Hawaii for many years, and the strip club scene here has always, well, sucked. And it really puzzles me. You'd think that chicks from all over would love to come to Honolulu to work...

I've lived in Hawaii all my life. Started going to strip clubs as soon as I turned 18. The strip clubs in Hawaii have been going down hill for the last 10 years or so. Gone are the days of lap dances, smoking weed with the strippers...

On business in the island and decided to try out club femme.. the place was beat up bldg with a poor quality of dancers. No pole dancing , just girls trying to move around like mechanical mannequins. There were about 5 girls and one was around 50 and pushing herself...

Way too long customer (vip status) for this club. Very saddened how the economy/times have changed the mgmt/employee attitudes in this club. Posting only to comment/vent on the numerous "rookie" "get a pair" reviewers posting these days. My rule no 1 and should be...

Femme Nu is the place to go to see a lot of girls! Probably the busiest place in Honolulu. There are always many girls to chose from although most at Hawaiian. Some mainland girls. Very few other types. As mentioned in other reviews the girls will dance scantilly clothed...

Visited last Friday around 4pm. They open at 2 but the quality and quantity of ladies on hand is hit or miss. To park in their lot is $2 but there is metered parking out back on Kona street but remember these meters are privately operated not by city. They...

This review is a little late but better late than never. I went on a Wednesday night thinking that it shouldn't be too crowded forgetting the the following day was a holiday. As it seems with all the clubs in Hawaii, parking isn't the greatest. I did managed to find...

I went to Femme Nu the other night with a platonic female friend - I was in Honolulu for a conference. I'd been there before a few times and always enjoyed it, even though it's no contact and the setup is weird: The girls are like parking meters...

I recently stopped by on a Tuesday evening for the first time. You enter from the back of the club and pay a cover. I think it was about $10. There is a bar, some table seating and seating near the stages. At the time I...