Club Femme Nu
1673 Kapiolani Blvd
Honolulu, HI 96814
Reviews
Submit a ReviewForgettable visit
This is kind of a dark club with more of a bar vibe. The bar is to the right as you go in and there's a small rectangular stage. I think it was $10 to…
Robert999nc
Feb 5, 2025, 2:57 AM
The dollar menu of strip clubs
Overall this place is pretty run down and low class compared to the competitors across the street Ballarrinas and Rock Za both of these clubs have FAR better quality girls and for a similar price.…
Rock0405
Oct 31, 2023, 1:50 PM
Ehh....trap the tourist
I was staying in Waikiki and decided to stumble on over. The entrance is in the back where the door guy collected $10, and provides you with a ticket for a discounted drink. The place…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(One123456)
nomadxx85
Aug 29, 2022, 3:20 PM
Dive Bar turned sh!t hole: save your money.
La Femme Nu in a short summary… shit hole.
Overall it was a terrible experience which is a bummer because 2 years ago it was a decent off the main road SC.
Outside parking is…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(sexualchoc)
One123456
Apr 22, 2022, 5:17 PM
Relaxed atmosphere, not too busy, on a Saturday night
Alright, I know this place has loads of bad reviews on tuscl, google and yelp, especially after the pandemic, and I can understand why to a degree. I do have quite a few positive things…
ahhhhhvocado
Feb 5, 2022, 7:15 PM
Not worth your time or money
Haven't been to a strip club in years and finally went with some friends to Femme nu. There were 6-10 girls ranging in both age and size dancing on the multiple stages they have.…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(CarlitosPeligro)
urugly
Nov 4, 2021, 5:00 AM
Ok on a weeknight
For people outside of Hawaii, sorry to say that clubs in Hawaii are not as good as you would hope for. There are no lap dances and touching is not allowed. Many of…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(CarlitosPeligro)
mrxh
Sep 28, 2021, 7:26 AM
Kind of lame club
Unfortunately hawaii not a good place if you want lap dances. For FN, main areas no touchie and at best only air dances but more just buying the girl $20 to $40 drinks.…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(makikiboy)
makikiboy
Aug 4, 2021, 11:09 AM
Waikiki Strip Club Trip Report July 2019 - Clubs Rock Za and Femme Nu plus more...
NOTE TO EDITOR: I am posting this same Waikiki review for Club Rock Za and Club Femme Nu since I am actually reviewing 5 Waikiki clubs in one review but only Club Rock Za and…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(latinalover69)
latinalover69
Aug 20, 2019, 5:52 AM
A Little Birdie Told Me Not to Come Here. I Didn’t Listen.
Part 1 - Does Parking Really Get Its Own Paragraph?
I was approaching this club on Kapiolani Boulevard from the other side of the street, and there was so much crap parallel parked I couldn’t make…
wallanon
May 27, 2019, 10:24 PM
Cali made it worth it
This was my 5th time visiting the club. I go once a year when I’m in town for business. The last few times haven’t been the best experiences but this one was saved by a…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rickdugan)
Treck4life
Mar 16, 2019, 12:23 AM
A dying club—possibly dead already.
Just awful. Everything that could possibly be bad was awful. Let this place die a quick painless death.
I’d been to this club a couple of times many years ago and liked the format…
landr
Dec 16, 2018, 5:11 PM
The fall of the mighty
This place has gone extremely down hill since 2012. Unfortunately Hawaii's strip clubs scene is no where near comparable to the mainland. The touch barrier is strict, the girls don't give 100% effort and a…
Pjizzle02
Sep 7, 2018, 5:39 AM
Good value club on most days
Went several times for the duration of a holiday in Hawaii so not a local. Location is good enough and i think there are one or two more clubs in the immediate area, walking distance.…
Slushie
Aug 25, 2018, 5:54 AM
Not as bad as they say
There seem to be a lot of reviews regarding this club that lean towards the extremes, as in extremely good or bad. I personally thought the club was relatively average. The cover charge was about…
lmaolmao1
Aug 9, 2018, 3:31 AM
Dont Waste Your Time
There was a pregnant woman on stage.... A few old ladies trying to get me to go to VIP 300 for half an hour each. No thanks. They actually trying to get me to pity…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(RedZ06)
Jellyjud
Mar 9, 2018, 6:27 PM
Femme Nu is the go to club
I've been going to Femme Nu since 93, I told you I'm not new to this I'm true to this. I love strippers! Femme Nu has a reputation for beautiful women. The club has been…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(armychoc)
ebonyplayboy
Jan 6, 2018, 4:43 PM
for my money, the best Honolulu choice
On a short trip to Honolulu I was determined to check as many clubs as I could. I used to spend quite a bit of time on Oahu, and quite a bit of it…
623
Dec 5, 2017, 8:41 PM
Chill Strip Club
This club is my go to spot when I am on island. It might not have the best dancers or best anything, but you know what to expect in here. I like it because it…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Wildbill13)
sacase
Nov 30, 2017, 5:10 AM
Club Femme Nu with my Gal
Picture it, Honolulu in August and I'm with my girl. It's her first time in Hawaii and she wants to hit up a strip club. Seeing that I haven't been to a strip…
SlickSpic
Nov 20, 2017, 9:25 PM
Double Timed
I had no sooner entered the club when I was approached by a buxom brunette who had staked her claim on me. Next thing I know I’ve got two of them hanging on me wanting…
Hosehound
Oct 30, 2017, 6:09 AM
My review
Day shift is not bad...if the ships from Pearl Harbor come in from underway-the sailors go STRAIGHT to town to party and spend money. This can be your cash cow for the day. Tip outs…
dancer0307
Oct 24, 2017, 6:30 PM
The worst strip club I've ever been to
I've been all around the us from Alaska to the east coast to the West Coast to Guam to Singapore. I've full moon just topless alcohol no alcohol. I've had big women and petite women.…
4 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Wyliedx
Aug 2, 2017, 9:49 AM
Different kind of club
I have come in here a few differnt times in the afternoon time frame. It is so-so in here, $3 coors light bottles. Its weird because the women dont just dance on stage, they sit…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(RedZ06)
jbea
Jun 12, 2017, 10:16 AM
Hawaii Virgin
Dropped by 9:30 pm or so. Parked in the front and didn't realize the entrance was in the back. All areas in Honolulu look a lil sketch one way or another and this establishment didn't…
boredxx
Jan 29, 2017, 4:59 AM


