Not Worth My Time Or Money

The place is the only decent building around, as it is in a bad area. When you first walk in, you’re greeted by the rudeness of the girl behind the counter just telling you how much money to cash up. I was thinking everyone has their off days, so I let it go, but apparently, everyone who works there is like that. Before I can go in, I’m patted down for any weapons. I was told I was clear *whew* so I headed in. The main floor is just a bunch of chairs in a row. It literally looks like the smallest and cheapest auditorium for a high school ever. There is an extra level, but you pay more just for a slightly comfier chair and a table.

The club is fully nude (on stage and once you buy a dance) so there is no alcohol. That was a huge buzzkill. You got a group of grown ass men in a room sipping on juice trying to sneak a peak over each other’s shoulders to see a girl naked. It felt like I was back in middle school. There’s no pole on stage so the girls really have nothing to work with. Speaking of the girls, they literally look like zombies - like the Admiral is keeping them in the basement till they need them for work.

A lap dance on the main floor is $10 while the same lap dance is $20 on the upper level. Great pricing, guys. Some of the girls were really pretty, but still had that dead look in their eyes. None could keep a conversation, so they would just walk up to you and ask if you wanted a dance. That’s a huge turn off for me so I would say “no thank you”. A few of them acted like I just cursed out three generations of their family. Bouncers are supposed to be intimidating, but these looked like they had nothing to lose if they “accidentally” hurt you.