Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

All but a discriminatory experience there

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TazBone
Jul 31, 2018, 6:15 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I was there Saturday and I didn't have a good experience at all. The admission itself has jumped from $25 to $28 due to a $3 state strip club tax that suppose to fund domestic abuse crisis centers. Since the Admiral is a nude club, it's only a juice bar. Has the owners/management ever thought about turning it into a BYOB venue? On top of that, it's a one-drink minimum between $6-$8, which is too much Since it's baseball season, luckily, I went to the White Sox-Blue Jays game(BTW, the White Sox won 9-5). After that I drove straight to the place and got in for 1/2 the admission.

Those $10 nude dances may sound reasonable, but they are actually air dances out in the open and the each song is approximately 3 minutes long which is a total ripoff to me. The so-called private suite where you get three songs for $100, which is another total ripoff. It's just nothing but a couch and curtains for 7 1/2 minutes with a girl. I could get more bang in a private area for around that price elsewhere. 30 mins= $275, 1 hour= $400. If you want to upgrade to the party suite = $400, VIP suite = $500 and both them for an hour. There nothing but fancy sofa sets with no drinks provided.l breakfast buffet. For those prices, I expect a whole lot more than that to get my money's worth. It also depends on the girl if she has a heart of gold or heart that's cold.

Speaking of the girls, the majority of them were stuck-up bitches who didn't give a fuck if it was your first time there or an out-of-towner. All they were about was that hustle, even if it meant rushing a customer for a dance without the customer getting to know the dancer. I treat every dancer like I'm at a Carmax dealership because they have lemon personalities for the most part and some have mileage on them. Meaning by lemon, they may look good on the outside, but have bad attitudes on the inside. I had this one experience with this rude dancer, who tried to sell me a $20 VIP dance after she gave the guy next to me a $10 nude dance. I told her I wanted to have what he had. She was trying to rip me off and I wasn't having it at all. Before that she tried to pass me up before I called her out for trying to ignore me for no reason. She said, "You didn't know that I wanted a dance". I thought it was bullshit because I thought she tried to discriminate against certain customers, including me. I also called her out for being picky just like most of the females in Chicago. A moment later, I was kicked out of the club for standing up myself after being ignored. I don't deserved to be ignored for no reason at all. I told one of the bouncers to fuck himself and that was the end of it and I probably got banned from the place.

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