I went to the Admiral on...

I went to the Admiral on a Monday night while attending a seminar out at the airport. There was a $20 cover and one drink minimum, although you could print out a coupon for $5 off from the website. The girls were all fairly attractive, in the 7-8 range, and just a couple had implants. The attitude was a whole different situation though...none of them looked like they enjoyed their work at all. As soon as I sat down, Clover, an attractive blonde, came over and asked if she could sit on my lap. Who am I to deny that??? She gave me the layout and prices...$10 for a table dance...up to an hour in the VIP for $325. Of course she kept talking about how "nasty" she could get with the added privacy, but got pissy pretty quick when I told her I would like to wait and check out the club for awhile. I went in expecting to try out a couple of private dances, but none of the girls seemed to be very into it so I never made it to the back. I decided it wasn't worth the wait until after the game to see the "nude fieldgoal kicking contest" so I grabbed a couple of pieces of free pizza and hit the road. This was my first trip to a Chicago club, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I will probably save my money for the Industrial Strip next time.