Reviews

Not much here

reviewed by

Muddy

5.0

Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl at the front, collect $5 cover. In we are, not a big spot. Real old time…

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published 4 mos ago

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6.7

Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced…

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published 7 mos ago

Dive bar with a few boobs but still a decent time

reviewed by

aalaswoox

6.3

The first thing is this place feels like a dive bar. When you walk in to your left is a U shaped bar in front is the pole and to the right are tables…

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published 1 yr ago

Saturday Night at Lamp Liter

reviewed by

portabello1

6.3

Went to Lamp Liter at about 11 on a Saturday night. The club is basically a dive bar with a stage that has a line of adjacent leather seats for dances. There was typically a…

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published 1 yr ago

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6.3

This place seems like something out of a David Lynch movie. Calling the decor tacky would be an understatement. The stage backdrop is cheap & shiny red plastic fringe that rustles from the fan breeze.…

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published 3 yrs ago

Firsts At LL Some Good, Some Weird

reviewed by

effncreep

6.7

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would…

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published 3 yrs ago

Baby damage bayou should be the name of this place

reviewed by

boredinsb

3.7

Originally stopped to go to Silver Slipper but it is now closed Mon to Thurs. this was going to be my back up but oh well. Got there around 830. By head count…

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published 4 yrs ago

Better than a kick in the groin

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StudlyJohn

7.7

Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a couple…

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published 5 yrs ago

This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.

reviewed by

Smegma Jones

7.7

Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes.

The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like a…

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published 7 yrs ago

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7.3

I do not go here often but when I do I swear it's like being in the movie groundhog day. I walk in I see the same older lady bartender to the left and she…

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published 7 yrs ago

Nowhere Else To Go On A Saturday

reviewed by

Novusmage

7.3

One of two clubs in the area. Girls are friendly. Dancer go table to table after being for tips. Dances are on a couple of chairs in the main room.. I would go back.…

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published 7 yrs ago

Thursday night at Lamplighter

reviewed by

DandyDan

7.0

This was my first visit to the Lamplighter in 5 years. I went there the first time 20-some years ago when I was going to NIU and someone told me about this club. Remarkably, not…