The Lamp Liter Reviews

Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced lot, lit up and no issues unless cows decide to invade. Place is small and...

The first thing is this place feels like a dive bar. When you walk in to your left is a U shaped bar in front is the pole and to the right are tables and a row of lap dance chairs. It is a dimly lit bar without a...

Went to Lamp Liter at about 11 on a Saturday night. The club is basically a dive bar with a stage that has a line of adjacent leather seats for dances. There was typically a girl on stage at all time. There is no private room. Dances were $20 each...

This place seems like something out of a David Lynch movie. Calling the decor tacky would be an understatement. The stage backdrop is cheap & shiny red plastic fringe that rustles from the fan breeze. Giant “artistic” nude paintings flank the stage. Fake paper torch lamps and cheap chandeliers are...

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would go anyway...something to do. When you enter the club, you're in it. I opened the...

Originally stopped to go to Silver Slipper but it is now closed Mon to Thurs. this was going to be my back up but oh well. Got there around 830. By head count there were 6 females working. By weight there were about ten. Two women working...

Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a couple weeks ago.


They said masks were requires but most everyone inside was not wearing them....

Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes.

The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like a bar that someone put a stage up in. I'm sure it was actually built...

I do not go here often but when I do I swear it's like being in the movie groundhog day. I walk in I see the same older lady bartender to the left and she gives me same friendly smile, see some of the same girls sitting with most likely...

One of two clubs in the area. Girls are friendly. Dancer go table to table after being for tips. Dances are on a couple of chairs in the main room.. I would go back. The dance stage is in a small room. It has two dart machines. Has slot...

This was my first visit to the Lamplighter in 5 years. I went there the first time 20-some years ago when I was going to NIU and someone told me about this club. Remarkably, not a whole lot has changed in that time, although I did see they got rid...

I visited this club for the first time the day before this happened. Illinois clubs really blow, I usually drive to Indiana, but I was bored and just wanted to see what was going on here. First visit was fine, typical dive bar club. I was in...

I love these kinds of place. So I got there Saturday about 2, the place looks a little sketchy. Some locals were hanging out before the dancers got started. I shot a 75 cent game of pool while I waited.

There was one older fat dancer who looked drugged. She...

So i was passing through the area headed down i-80 and decided to make a stop for a few beers and potentially some dances. The club itself is really small with a single stage and and horseshoe bar across the club that doesnt face the stage (weird). This to me...

Paid a visit to here on a weeknight. Was waiting for a call and had time to kill not the best place to do that as cell phones were provided inside the club (unless you were a dancer as they all had them) so had to go outside to see...

The Lamp Liter is one of two clubs in Ottawa. There isn't a whole lot in Ottawa, except maybe some gas stations, a small airport nearby, Starved Rock park and a couple strip clubs. Lamp Liter is the (much) smaller and less "fancier" club of the two. There's...

I wish every neighborhood bar was like this. Some local girls, some talent from other areas, but always a fun visit.

I was in town for business and figured I might as well stop in after work and see whose here. Quick hello to my favorite bartender and the...

I was passing through the area and decided to stop by. Last time I was in town I only checked out Silver Slipper and, since I had such a bad time there, didn't check out Lampliter. I pulled into their gravel parking lot and parked in the back of the...

Went to the Lamplighter on a Friday evening. It is located on the west edge of town and was easy to find. The parking lot was mostly full but it wasn't hard to find a spot. Paid the $5 cover and got in.

The place was busy but there...

Was in town on personal business and had to stop in. Its been a couple years since I was here. Nothing seems to have changed much in the decor or the staff. Same good service as always. Never sat more then 30 minutes without a drink. ...

Lampliter lies on the outskirts of Ottawa.. Its basically a neighborhood bar, 5 dollar cover after 8pm. The beer is cheap and the girls here are told to be sociable and they are. I believe the girls aren't allowed to solicit dances either, nice change of pace. They...

Found this place online a few months ago, decided to drive down to it and check it out. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised! Been going back whenever I have had a chance since, and it's at least an hour's drive there for me, so it shows how much...

Talk about a relaxed atmosphere, this is the most chill club I have been to. I came here on a Wednesday evening at about 7, no cover at this time. Mostly older folk with a younger guy in attendance. It felt like I just stepped back in time back to...

Had not been here in a long time, and stopped by while passing through. Glad to see it had not changed much. Out of the way, in the middle of nowhere, but still easy to find. Small parking lot, but it was early, so I had no trouble there. The...

Agree with others that this feels like a locals neighborhood bar that just happens to have nude Dancers.

Saturday day shift has different dancers than the nightly girls who are scheduled for a week at a time so they are very motivated to get the most out f that one day...