The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

The Lamp Liter Reviews

• review

  4 months ago
  Saturday Night at Lamp Liter

  Went to Lamp Liter at about 11 on a Saturday night. The club is basically a dive bar with a stage that has a line of adjacent leather seats for dances. There was typically...
  portabello1
• review

  a year ago
  Weird, but good.

  This place seems like something out of a David Lynch movie. Calling the decor tacky would be an understatement. The stage backdrop is cheap & shiny red plastic fringe that rustles from the fan...
  Comments: 2

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  3 months ago

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  Local Hick
  Sazeracjack
• review

  3 years ago
  Firsts At LL Some Good, Some Weird

  In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  effncreep
  effncreep

  Texas
• review

  3 years ago
  Baby damage bayou should be the name of this place

  Originally stopped to go to Silver Slipper but it is now closed Mon to Thurs. this was going to be my back up but oh well. Got there around 830. By head...
  boredinsb

  Indiana
• review

  4 years ago
  Better than a kick in the groin

  Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a...
  StudlyJohn

  Illinois
• review

  5 years ago
  This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.

  Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes. The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  DandyDan
  Smegma Jones
• review

  7 years ago
  Very Consistent

  I do not go here often but when I do I swear it's like being in the movie groundhog day. I walk in I see the same older lady bartender to the left and...
  DickJohnson

  Illinois
• review

  7 years ago
  Nowhere Else To Go On A Saturday

  One of two clubs in the area. Girls are friendly. Dancer go table to table after being for tips. Dances are on a couple of chairs in the main room.. I would go...
  Novusmage
• review

  7 years ago
  Thursday night at Lamplighter

  This was my first visit to the Lamplighter in 5 years. I went there the first time 20-some years ago when I was going to NIU and someone told me about this club. Remarkably,...
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  MajorBoobage
  DandyDan

  North Iowa
• review

  7 years ago
  Got robbed by a stipper here.. DO NOT GO HERE, SUPER SHADY!

  I visited this club for the first time the day before this happened. Illinois clubs really blow, I usually drive to Indiana, but I was bored and just wanted to see what was...
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  JimGassagain
  Lunar42

  Washington
• review

  7 years ago
  Classic dive bar strip club

  I love these kinds of place. So I got there Saturday about 2, the place looks a little sketchy. Some locals were hanging out before the dancers got started. I shot a 75 cent...
  Jimbo45
• review

  8 years ago
  Laid back bar with naked ladies.

  So i was passing through the area headed down i-80 and decided to make a stop for a few beers and potentially some dances. The club itself is really small with a single stage...
  Msaloz12

  Nevada
• review

  8 years ago
  Not a lot to recommend

  Paid a visit to here on a weeknight. Was waiting for a call and had time to kill not the best place to do that as cell phones were provided inside the club (unless...
  StudlyJohn

  Illinois
• review

  8 years ago
  Lamp Liter review

  The Lamp Liter is one of two clubs in Ottawa. There isn't a whole lot in Ottawa, except maybe some gas stations, a small airport nearby, Starved Rock park and a couple strip clubs....
  Comments: 2

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  8 years ago

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  theDirkDiggler
  theDirkDiggler

  Illinois
• review

  8 years ago
  Always a good time!

  I wish every neighborhood bar was like this. Some local girls, some talent from other areas, but always a fun visit. I was in town for business and figured I might as well stop...
  Lappinme2
• review

  9 years ago
  I was passing through the area and decided to stop by

  I was passing through the area and decided to stop by. Last time I was in town I only checked out Silver Slipper and, since I had such a bad time there, didn't check...
  Hellooo Nurse

  From Bali to Cali
• review

  9 years ago
  Decent Club

  Went to the Lamplighter on a Friday evening. It is located on the west edge of town and was easy to find. The parking lot was mostly full but it wasn't hard to...
  PontiacGuy
• review

  9 years ago
  Lamplighter Ottawa.

  Was in town on personal business and had to stop in. Its been a couple years since I was here. Nothing seems to have changed much in the decor or the staff....
  quadfpv
• review

  9 years ago
  neighborhood bar

  Lampliter lies on the outskirts of Ottawa.. Its basically a neighborhood bar, 5 dollar cover after 8pm. The beer is cheap and the girls here are told to be sociable and they are....
  DickJohnson

  Illinois
• review

  9 years ago
  Must Visit!

  Found this place online a few months ago, decided to drive down to it and check it out. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised! Been going back whenever I have had a chance...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  9 years ago

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  MidWTraveler
  Drifter4girls
• review

  9 years ago
  A chill place

  Talk about a relaxed atmosphere, this is the most chill club I have been to. I came here on a Wednesday evening at about 7, no cover at this time. Mostly older folk with...
  dag19013
• review

  9 years ago
  Had not been here in a...

  Had not been here in a long time, and stopped by while passing through. Glad to see it had not changed much. Out of the way, in the middle of nowhere, but still easy...
  axman

  Wisconsin
• review

  9 years ago
  Agree with others that this feels...

  Agree with others that this feels like a locals neighborhood bar that just happens to have nude Dancers. Saturday day shift has different dancers than the nightly girls who are scheduled for a week at...
  tcoroi
• review

  9 years ago
  Late Saturday Afternoon Matinee visit. No...

  Late Saturday Afternoon Matinee visit. No Cover before 7 p.m. Ordered my Miller Lite Draft and surprised when waitress said $2.50. Later I added Jack Daniels with soda and she might have said $6....
  dennyspade

  Illinois
• review

  10 years ago
  I decided to stop into this...

  I decided to stop into this place on a trek out into the cornfields, hitting Silver Slipper first and this place later. This place is not much to look at from the outside -...
  NoVillain