Reviews

So get this I was in the middle of my pre-sleep jerk session where a porn star I was watching reminded me of a stripper at this establishment. Long story short, here I am writing…

Been away for a while, wife has been very ill.

Not looking for sympathy, just giving the facts.

Medial bills are eating me alive, very little money left for recreation.

It;s funny, you think you have medical…

Went to Tootsies on a pre-Spring vacation on a primetime Saturday Night after midnight. Went and paid 20 bucks for entry and it Was on.

Was about 50 dancers on shift. Reminded me of a…

We got in , it's was about 8ish , the place was not packed , the music is ok , not too loud , so you can have a conversation , most of the good…

My gf and I were vacationing in Miami and we decided to take an uber out to Tootsies and we were certainly happy with our decision. Apparently there was a regular cover and the…

This review is good for my Sunday and Monday night visits. I came into town only for two days hoping to see some all-time favorites and crush some new ones ... it…

Was bought to the club by a couple of friends. We purchased bottle service(Bacardi since it was one of the cheapest). It was a decent deal since we would have spent about the…

I absolutely love this club, and I go there every time I am in Miami. I went there on a Saturday night about 2 weeks ago, and was not disappointed. There are two…

Stopped by yesterday afternoon after work 6:45 ish. Lots of Cubans as usual but this time some of them actually were working. Got a couple of dances from Eilly, a blonde, chick a tattooed C…

Tootsie's really doesn't need any overall review in particular, but I thought there was some merit in sharing some lessons learned about the current club, so I thought I'd share. Also Badnews53 is the only…

Tootsie's used to be the spot to go 8 - 9 years ago but it's gone downhill in quality of girls. Some are friendly but most are stuck up and won't even smile at you.…

I was killing time while picking some friends up from the airport on the way to the Keys, and timed my arrival in Miami to coincide with noon, when Tootsie's opens. Its hard not…