All the previously published basics about...

All the previously published basics about this place apply. The parking lot is huge. The inside is massive. Beautiful women, many of whom appeared to be Latina/Hispanic, are everywhere. I went right as the Thursday night football game was about to end, and the place wasn't nearly as busy as I expected it to be. I went over by the main stage area and took a seat a row or two back. I got my beer and waited to see something interesting. It's not hard to do with 3 dancers rotating through the main stage area at a time and numerous others patrolling the floor.

I had a few dancers stop by my table, but the first round didn't suit my fancy. Finally, a brunette with some after-market enhancements and a decent personality stopped by. She explained the setup to me, and soon we were headed to the dance room (just off the main floor) for a $25 dollar dance. I'd describe it as very "standard." There was nothing wrong with it, it was certainly better than many around the country, but I just wasn't feeling it. The night was early, and I wanted to explore a little more. I headed back to my seat.

Next up was a blonde with super huge and super fake breasts. I figured why not? It would be like going to a Chinese buffet and not having the sesame chicken. You know it's unlikely to win a Michelin star, but it's part of the experience. Her dances were pretty similar to the first dancer. Back to the floor.