Reviews

my first time to visions was awesome. I went inside and two dancers immediately said hi which took me aback for a second. I spoke with them and surveyed the club which is…

The girls were very friendly in this club. One kept sayin' "you know it'll come out" and I think she was trying very hard to make some $$$. I never found out, but had a…

I was told this is where the locals go. I took a cab from the Quarter which cost less than $20. There is a beat up parking lot for free use if you drive yourself.…

I went to the club on a Friday afternoon. Seemed busy to me, but a couple of girls I talked to said it was a bit slow. I found the girls a bit aggressive and…

Had not been here for a long time, but went with two friends who felt a strong need to go to a club with some real talent and opportunities for good contact. I will…

Went to visions in the afternoon. Not a lot of dancers. I was approached by an aggressive dancer at first. Then by a dancer I didn't wasn't attracted to. They girls of every race and…

Visions night called out to my grouop of 5 like a beacon in the night. This crescent city classic has a unique stage layout. Insteand of a central stage with other stages, it…

It's been a while since I was on TUSCL or at any club but I am back in action. I went to Visions last night and am glad to report that things have not…

I just left Visions and, again, I had another great time. The place was a bit slow so the girls were hungry. While the majority of the girls were in the 6 range, there…

Well, went to.Visions again, for another escape from the life of monogamy. Again, this place rocked. This time, I spent some time with a beautiful brunette who shall remain nameless. Anyway, she was amazing. As…

Interesting club. A bit out of the way, so you really have to intent to go there, not the kind of place you just go to on a whim. Parking lot looked safe…

Very slow at first glance--only saw a few girls the night I was there (Monday, I think). I agree with all the recent reviews - there is a very different atmosphere here compared to…

After reading the previous reviews, decided to give this place a try. With the exception of a few, was not particularly impressed with the quality of girls there like some other posters were. However, I…

I was in town with a few buddies to do the typical New Orleans long weekend party thing. I am definately glad we found this place be weary of all the hustle places right on…

Visions was the first club I attended as a legal drinker. It hasn't changed much in 10 years. There is still a stage with a pole and a mirrored wall, a large bar that the…

Great club. I have been going for a few weeks now after moving to Nola. There is a wide variety of girls, something for every taste. The physical layout is interesting. No stage, rather one long…

This was the first time that I had ever came to this club and i got to tell you that it is one of the best that i have been into in a long time.…

This was the first time that I had ever came to this club and i got to tell you that it is one of the best that i have been into in a long time.…

This place is great. It's off Bourbon, so you're not swarmed with tourists. The girls look great. VIP is the way to go, but you can get plenty of attention in the main lap…

I stopped in Visions on consecutive Thursday afternoons while traveling, both visits had similar features. First, each time I enjoyed the company of several young (at least - under 35) ladies -…

Bottom Line: Highly Recommended. Best in nola. There are many reviews with information on the layout, seating, atmosphere and drink pricing. If you like a posh environment, go elsewhere. I recommend Penthouse on Iberville. Visions is…

Visions is a strip club that the where locals will frequent. The girls will rotate and do quick bartop dances around the bar throughout the night. It is required that you drink and tip every…

I went into visions after reading some of the reviews on this site. Upon entering though kinda of small as I am a regular patron of many Chicago, Dallas, and Cali clubs it was…

This was a great strip club to go to. I am used to the Houston strip club hospitality, but in New Orleans it really comes close. Not sure how many girls were there because I…

As mentioned before, we’re fast approaching the peak season for tourism in New Orleans. That (should) mean you should see a noticeable difference in the quality of strippers now and during the slow months of…