Visions Reviews

I had a one day layover in New Orleans so I decided to go to Visions based on reviews. I had to rent a car because it is out of the way. It was as expected for the most part. I thought the dancer quality was pretty high but there...

There were a few hotties, but not enough. All of the hotter ones seemed to have favorite guys they would hang out with the whole time. The rest of the girls were nice enough. The shot girls were a little persistent, one was a little rude....

So, I went to visions one Wednesday afternoon, looking for some escape from normal married life. I bellies up to the bar and enjoyed the circuitous bar, with all the wonderful ladies going by. I really like the set up, with the stage and bar being one. There were some...

Visited on Monday evening, it's a cool club with built in bar and stage. The staff and ladies are nice. I did run into one dancer who was all about the $$$ BUT she was gorgeous so I understood. She sat on my lap and talked for a few and...

It was around 1pm on a semi-slow Friday afternoon as I sat at the bar at Visions. After being approached by several "not as nice" entertainers, I watched as A**** offered companionship to the gentleman sitting a few stools down from me. After he declined I made eye contact to...

I went on a Tuesday after midnight and there were only about 5 dancers and less than that doing dances. I got a lap dance from the drink girl in the $20.00 room, but left unsatisfied. I only gave her a dance to get her out of my...

I haven't been to Visions in a while but always remember it as one of the better clubs in New Orleans. My recent visit did not match up to prior visits, now this may have been because it was a Sunday evening visit and their were a limited amount of...

Took a taxi with a few buddies, but parking is super easy and plentiful as well. No hassle from the door guys getting in. Cover is $8, but there's not really a reason why you would ever pay that. The website has corny little certificates for free admission, and if...

I haven't been to visions in a while so I decided to take a trip over there. The club isnt in the greatest of neighborhoods but there are cameras on the parking lot and a door guy watching out for trouble which makes you feel safe enough. Inside its...

I can't believe I forgot to review this club. I spent a few months last summer visiting several clubs in several cities and Visions was definitely one of the most memorable. I was here last August, spent about a week in the area, and couldn't resist returning to this...

I'll keep this succinct using bullet points
Pros
•easy parking
•Nice girls, my dancer was kissing me in VIP
• cover includes a beer
• pretty clean
•mostly pretty girls, and mostly nice figures
•can touch girls "for the most part"
•longer songs than other clubs

Cons
•must tip at bar even if youre talking to a girl...

Had a great time. Dancers ranged from 5-9 and all were very friendly. I've been to visions several times and always have a good time. The bartenders are very good, and mix a great drink. The private dances are very extreme if you get the right girl. There are 3...

I have been making Visions my mostly-regular club for several years now. I choose it because it's the best that New Orleans has to offer, but it really isn't anything ultra-special. The staff is very attentive and decent to me, remembers me and my preferred drink, thanks me, all that...

Went to this club on a weeknight with my buddy who was from Houston. I have been here many times over many years and this evening lived up to the typical level of quality that I have come to expect from this club. I find this club to...

I like Visions for a variety of reasons. It's easy to get to and park (unlike anywhere on Bourbon). There's a consistent flow of girls throughout the week. And the Party Rooms (fully private - similar to VIP/Champagne Rooms at other clubs) are a much better deal here than anywhere...

It was a Thursday night and decided to check out Visions as I haven't been there in about 6 months. The area is a little sketchy but the parking area is plentiful and well-lit. They have some promotion that if you bring any ticket stub you get free admission so...

Decided to make a side trip over from Biloxi. Got there about a half an hour after they opened. Two PL s in the place no stage dancing. Watch some college hoops until first stage show started at noon. Sure wish the stools on the bar...

this is located in a pretty poor section of new orleans however there is the front door man loking over the lot 4.00 will get you in and the will also pay for your first beer.the dancing area is on top of the bar and the girls will stop by...

Not the typical strip club that I have been to, but it is a place that I enjoy. It is setup like a sports bar with almost the whole club being 2 bars that the girls use as a sort of catwalk as they are both attached to the main...

Went to visions for the third time and was not disappointed. Had a great time. Spent the afternoon with a beautiful woman with a gorgeous body. Enjoyed three lap dances with her. She really was amazing. The club was great. The new champagne room is cool though I haven't enjoyed...

I've been here a couple of times and it seems like it can be very hit or miss. There are some attractive women, cover is cheap and even "party room" dances are pretty inexpensive ($150/20 mins). That being said, there are a couple of things about this club...

Interesting place. At first it has the feel of a neighborhood sports bar. Lots of TV's on the wall and LSU was playing, so maybe it was getting more attention than normal. The club has a long, double-sided bar down each side, witha small stage between them. The dancers come...

Visited a few times during the week in the afternoon. The place was a little empty but the girls were generally nice and approachable. However, quality really does vary. I'd say the range is probably 3 to 8. Be prepared to wait for the hotter girls in the house.

Lap dances...

Choosing the right girl in this club can make all the difference. There is a wider variety than most clubs - for my taste from 4 to 9's.

There are three lap areas - none have any entrance fee, just different dance prices.

The $20 room will...

If your looking for a gentelmens club where you and your girlfriend or wife can visit
this is definetly a good one. I made my second trip to visions this past weekend and
took my girlfriend with me she had a blast and the dancers here was really excited
to see a...