Ark Angels Gentlemen's Club
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828 SW 1st Ave, Portland, OR 97204, USA*

Went in on a Monday evening...

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malibucoconuts
Oct 14, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Went in on a Monday evening around 10 PM. I was visiting from out of town. There were two or three other customers present and three dancers in their late teens to very early twenties. Admission was $5. The hours are 7 PM to 4 AM. Unlike most clubs in Portland, this club sells no alcohol and so is 18+. The club was at the same street address as ‘Portland Frat House’ listed on TUSCL.net. There is a web site I found at http://www.arkanglesclub.com that indicates a name change happened within the last two weeks. I submitted the name change to TUSCL. The interior is nice…clean with quality, comfortable black leather furniture. Lot’s of brick. It feels like a pub from Cheers or a nice coffee house. There is one stage with two poles and a tip rail. You can sit there at the rail and the girls will dance up close for you on the counter of the rail 6 inches from your bulging eye balls. The girls all seemed quite talented pole dancers. While enjoying the show back at my table, none of the girls seemed that interested in hustling me and so I had to approach them at the tip rail to inquire about a private dance. Do they make most money from tips while on stage? I picked out a very cute, petite sexy young girl about 20 yo, and we went upstairs to where they have a series of 6 semi-private stalls they’ve set up for lap dancing. Being up stairs like this, the lap dancing are seems very out of the way and private which is a big plus in my mind although I wouldn’t be surprised if they still have video cameras installed. I was told the first dance was $25, I could get two dances for $50 and three for $60. Dances beyond three were $20 each. You can also have a private show for 20 min in a more private room for $150. I indicated I was interested in some lap dances. Something very odd then happened. The girl wanted to know, in advance, how many dances I wanted...and she wanted me to pay up front. I was surprised at this as I’ve never had this requirement before in any strip club I’ve been too unless it's for the VIP/Champagne room. I went along with it. I gave her $60 and she left. To do what? Pay her manager, buy some booze ? I don’t know. Well, she came back a few minutes later, and we proceeded to have an interesting experience. The girl was very hot and obviously enjoyed sex and teasing me. She told me no touching but she didn’t seem to get that mad at me if did touch. So I did. Over and over. She just kept forcefully removing my hands but didn’t get upset. It became sort of a game. She gave an interesting dance. There was great eye contact and up close attention, whispering a few tasty unmentionables and some dirty back and forth chat that she obviously enjoyed, and there was decent grinding. It seemed the act of teasing me was a big turn on for her. Unfortunately...she was very drunk. I’ve never had this experience before. I didn’t know if she really knew what she was doing. At the end as I got up to leave, broke, she pleaded with me to stay and buy more dances, buy a show, stay. There were promises made. It was a bit pathetic but I must say also a bit of a turn on for me. I enjoyed myself but before I got into a bad situation (strange club, strange city and drunk dancer) I decided I should leave. I will definitely go back however as the place has nice atmosphere, interesting dancers :), and a bit of a bordello feel. Great club.

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