Chapeau Vert Lounge
Closed
16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Not worth it AT ALL.

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Jun 3, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

It's absolutely free to go in this place, but even then, it isn't worth it. You'll walk out smelling like cheap cigarettes and garbage. The owner should sell the place because all he does is find any old dancer that will work for him. The quality of his dancers suck. One did come over to say hi, but when I payed attention, I noticed she had a pretty bad cold sore on the side of her mouth. Nope, I'm not getting a dance from you lady. The only dancer worth looking at stuck to her regular (you could tell he was one). I drank mu 6 dollar beer and got the heck out of dodge. The music sucked. Most of the dancers had horrible bodies. The only special on drinks was the beer buckets. Go further down telegraph towards I-96 and you'll find a better club.

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