Chapeau Vert Lounge
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16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219

If this was the only club in Detroit, I probably still wouldn’t go…

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NorthernSoutherner98
Jun 20, 2024, 3:36 PM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

In Detroit for the week and wanted to hit a couple of clubs. This was my first stop of the night, only because it was the closest club to my hotel. Club is right along the main road with a well lit parking lot. Once inside, you could see the TV that had the security cameras on it with plenty of views of the parking lot.

 

I got there just after midnight and once inside, I paid a $5 cover, got patted down, and headed to the bar. This place kind of feels like a dive sports bar with a stage (which wasn’t used once while I was there). Bar is along the left wall, stage is against the right wall, there’s a few tables in between, bathrooms at the back, and dance area was at the front, right across from the bouncers desk. The “vip” dance area was just a long padded bench with a big window for the bouncer to see in.

 

At the bar I bought a $5 water bottle and sat for a bit. I only saw 3 dancers, all AA. One was a bit chunky and sitting at the back of the room playing on her phone the whole time I was there, another I didn’t get a good look at who was with a customer the whole time, and Autumn, a caramel skinned skinny girl with red hair. I only saw Autumn from behind while she was sitting with a customer, and at least from the back she looked decent, so I figured I’d wait a bit and see if she’d come over to me, which she did.

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If this was the only club in Detroit, I probably still wouldn’t go…