Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Smiles Nightclub Reviews

• review

  a year ago
  Basic club

  I been here before as it's the most local place in my area. But I haven't been in a while so went last night to see what the vibe was. Place: Club is located in...
  LoverBoyPizza

  New York
• review

  a year ago
  Smile, your on camera, so don't whip your dick out. Or we may ask you to leave!

  Poughkeepsie, NY. I believe Mel Gibson grew up in Poughkeepsie until he moved to Australia when he was like 10. Saturday night. Area is fine. Strip mall. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in...
  Comments: 3

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  3 months ago

  by

  WiseToo
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  2 years ago
  Getting better, but pricing a little higher than I'd like

  I haven't been to Smiles in a while and figured what the hell why not take a trip last night. They have gone through a lot of different things over the past 3 years....
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  LoverBoyPizza
  LoverBoyPizza

  New York
• review

  3 years ago
  Smiles....You won't have many

  I have reviewed this place a couple of times before over my tenure here at TUSCL but wanted to report in on my experience here last night. Not really going to mention entry fee,...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

  by

  LoverBoyPizza
  LoverBoyPizza

  New York
• review

  3 years ago
  Friendly Reopening

  A friend of mine texted me around 8pm last night and said he wanted to check out the Smiles reopening. This is one of the local Hudson Valley clubs that has been closed for...
  LoverBoyPizza

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  Newly renovated, still seems like a dead spot though

  This was my first time coming here since back before it was completely renovated. I had heard they were going to have Jessie Jane and figured what the hell. It was a raining extremely hard...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

  by

  MissChloe_
  LoverBoyPizza

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  Biker bar meets frat house

  On first arrival, it's in a busy strip mall and looks more like an arcade on the outside then strip club. Upon going in you are greeted by a bouncer behind a desk the...
  ctfisher
• review

  5 years ago
  Nice looking, but fun no more

  Have not been here in about 5 months. Heard that the renovations were done and I was in the area on a Thursday night around 10, so I stopped by. Renovations are done - it...
  Comments: 6

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  5 years ago

  by

  hotfireinny
  hotfireinny

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  Long overdue overhaul...

  Noticed that some overdo renovations were taking place. Previous reviews tell the story of run down establishment. So decided to stop and check if things were improving. They are. Total...
  spphere

  New Jersey
• review

  5 years ago
  Needs improvement

  Stopper by with a buddy, got there about 10pm. Paid $10 cover and $3 for a bottled water and took a seat. Other than 1 other lounge lizard, we were the only ones present....
  hotfireinny

  New York
• review

  6 years ago
  Not likely to return

  Stopped by one evening passing through town. Not much else in the area to select from. Paid the cover and purchased the required drink. Water as this was a non alcohol...
  spphere

  New Jersey
• review

  6 years ago
  Very slow Monday night

  I have been to Smiles a few times over the last few years. It is a hit or miss place. I have had some great visits and some less than exciting ones. The entrance...
  Onthego42

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  Smiles is well interesting to say the least

  I finally got the chance to experience this place. A friend of mine had told me he had gone often back in the day and said it used to be a really great spot....
  Comments: 1

  last:

  7 years ago

  by

  LoverBoyPizza
  LoverBoyPizza

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  First time, had to check it out

  Although it's a bit of a drive, it sounded like an interesting place. I arrived about 8:20 and the only one in the place. I saw a couple decent girls in a...
  Loneli

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  Just OK

  Came by on a Saturday night at about 10. Probably 4-5 patrons in the place, and maybe the same number of dancers. Dancers ranged from early 20s to early 40s, and body shape, ethnicity,...
  hotfireinny

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  just not a great vibe

  This place is in a little strip mall on the outskirts of Poughkeepsie; one nice thing about that is that there's an Italian place a couple doors down with a bar (and it's a...
  andyanderson

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  variety

  For a strip club in a strip mall next to a restaurant and a barber, the place is not bad. They had 2 girls, a slightly chunky brunette with weird tattoos, and a thin but...
  Kickface5

  Illinois
• review

  7 years ago
  Smiles - OK by me

  I went on a Thursday evening, got there a little early (8:30ish) and not many girls (by the time I left, around 9:30< there were around 5 girls). The girls were varied in looks but...
  Dutch1228
• review

  7 years ago
  Looks like someone's basement

  Seriously looks like someone put a pole in someone's basement. Interior is all wooden and doesn't really feel like the typical strip club atmosphere (maybe what you want, but me personally not really.) ...
  pistachiopie
• review

  7 years ago
  Really ok

  This place around for a long time. And new managers try hard to make improvements. But it's like a rec room. An open room with misbegotten...
  Dude3
• review

  8 years ago
  It is going down hill Recommend to stay away from

  The club really needs a fresh cleaning, paint, chairs.... everything. The girls attitude sucks, the older Italian one is the worst of them all. Yes it is cheap yes you get to see...
  verizon

  if I only had game
• review

  8 years ago
  Single dancer on a Friday evening

  I stopped by on a Friday evening right after the opening hour, which was 8 PM. I was their first customer. The space has a simple layout with a pole dance area at the...
  marcojungleboy
• review

  8 years ago
  Not bad

  I have been to this club once, and it is different. The dancers will give you a $1 teaser dance, and convince you to get a more private VIP dance, in an open area....
  heelslvr

  North Carolina
• review

  8 years ago
  Still better than Masions

  After my trip to mansions was lackluster, I need to go the extra mile and visit Smiles. If they did 2 things, cleaned up the club and got a license to sell beer...
  verizon

  if I only had game
• review

  8 years ago
  good time for a quiet night

  Establishment been around for years, and has never lost its touch. Women are pretty, thin and thick for all different types of taste. If the ladies like you they will definitely be kind and...
  holyghost845