Smiles Nightclub

arrived around 9PM. no security at the door. I went in and a guy came to the front. i paid $20 to get in and he told me there would be a…

I been here before as it's the most local place in my area. But I haven't been in a while so went last night to see what the vibe was. Place: Club is…

Poughkeepsie, NY. I believe Mel Gibson grew up in Poughkeepsie until he moved to Australia when he was like 10. Saturday night. Area is fine. Strip mall. Plenty of parking, big lot.…

I haven't been to Smiles in a while and figured what the hell why not take a trip last night. They have gone through a lot of different things over the past…

I have reviewed this place a couple of times before over my tenure here at TUSCL but wanted to report in on my experience here last night. Not really going to mention…

A friend of mine texted me around 8pm last night and said he wanted to check out the Smiles reopening. This is one of the local Hudson Valley clubs that has been…

This was my first time coming here since back before it was completely renovated. I had heard they were going to have Jessie Jane and figured what the hell. It was a raining…

On first arrival, it's in a busy strip mall and looks more like an arcade on the outside then strip club. Upon going in you are greeted by a bouncer behind a…

Have not been here in about 5 months. Heard that the renovations were done and I was in the area on a Thursday night around 10, so I stopped by. Renovations are done…

Noticed that some overdo renovations were taking place. Previous reviews tell the story of run down establishment. So decided to stop and check if things were improving. They are.…

Stopper by with a buddy, got there about 10pm. Paid $10 cover and $3 for a bottled water and took a seat. Other than 1 other lounge lizard, we were the only…

Stopped by one evening passing through town. Not much else in the area to select from. Paid the cover and purchased the required drink. Water as this was a…

I have been to Smiles a few times over the last few years. It is a hit or miss place. I have had some great visits and some less than exciting ones.…

I finally got the chance to experience this place. A friend of mine had told me he had gone often back in the day and said it used to be a really…

Although it's a bit of a drive, it sounded like an interesting place. I arrived about 8:20 and the only one in the place. I saw a couple decent girls…

Came by on a Saturday night at about 10. Probably 4-5 patrons in the place, and maybe the same number of dancers. Dancers ranged from early 20s to early 40s, and body…

This place is in a little strip mall on the outskirts of Poughkeepsie; one nice thing about that is that there's an Italian place a couple doors down with a bar (and…

For a strip club in a strip mall next to a restaurant and a barber, the place is not bad. They had 2 girls, a slightly chunky brunette with weird tattoos, and a…

I went on a Thursday evening, got there a little early (8:30ish) and not many girls (by the time I left, around 9:30< there were around 5 girls). The girls were varied in…

Seriously looks like someone put a pole in someone's basement. Interior is all wooden and doesn't really feel like the typical strip club atmosphere (maybe what you want, but me personally not…

This place around for a long time. And new managers try hard to make improvements. But it's like a rec room. An open room…

The club really needs a fresh cleaning, paint, chairs.... everything. The girls attitude sucks, the older Italian one is the worst of them all. Yes it is cheap yes you get…

I stopped by on a Friday evening right after the opening hour, which was 8 PM. I was their first customer. The space has a simple layout with a pole dance area…

I have been to this club once, and it is different. The dancers will give you a $1 teaser dance, and convince you to get a more private VIP dance, in an…

After my trip to mansions was lackluster, I need to go the extra mile and visit Smiles. If they did 2 things, cleaned up the club and got a license to…

Establishment been around for years, and has never lost its touch. Women are pretty, thin and thick for all different types of taste. If the ladies like you they will definitely be…

I've been to this place off and on during the years and I must say that this place is on a bit of an upswing with the dancer quality. I was…

Went to Smiles on a Friday night with a buddy of mine. Girls that night on looks ranged from a 5 to 7. To say that this club is the best in…

Smiles is located in a strip mall along route 376 in Poughkeepsie. It opens at 8pm and is usually open til a bit past midnight. Parking situation is OK but…

Went with a couple friends on a Friday night. The girls were attractive and variety was good. They had two options for private dances, alone in a little booth or in a…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night around 10pm. Very few patrons in the club, maybe 4 or 5. Two were women. 4-5 dancers working the shift, did 3 song sets.If you sat at…

So I'm born and raised in this area (just across the river from Po-town) and have always known about Smiles, but had never been. There's more than enough action on my…

Everyone has their own opinion about what type girls appeal to them, and what girls don't. I offen see some talk about regarding to what a girls personality or attitude is. People…

First time at Smiles on a Tuesday night. Risky I know but needed some contact. The parking lot at the edge of the strip mall looked promising with a…

I went to this club twice. Once to try out, and another to dance. I have chosen to take other opportunities because of personal preferences (I prefer to dance at topless clubs…

For years I've heard iffy stuff about this place, but never stopped in to see for myself, so a couple months back I decided to give it a try. Surprisingly, it was…

Saturday evening visit, arrived about 10:30. No need for me to again detail the physical attributes of this club - I have done so in a previous review as have others. If you…

I have been to this club a few times. I stop in when I go through the area on business. I plan to bring my wife next time. They…

The club is located in a strip mall, next to a hair saloon. Only opens in the evening. The decor as mentioned previously is bare minimum - very rundown, with the bar…

This is for a visit a month ago. Whenever I am in the area, I stop in because it is the only one around. Not commenting about the lack of decor. Anyway, what I have…

Back to visit again. As indicated in other reviews, the physical atmosphere of this place leaves a lot to be desired. First off, its located in a commercial shopping mall. I…

This place is going downhill. Not much has changed but talent and their attitudes. Went paid the $5 entry got the non-alcoholic drink and sat down one AA dancing on…

This is a very interesting club with a subpar layout and atmosphere. Bar is straightahead when you walk in and the stages in the middle of the club. There are one or…

Visited at about 10 on a Friday night...place was pretty empty. Was there till around midnight, and it seemed that it picked up a little bit, but really not much at all.<br> The…

This a a unique club. The caliber of girls vary but most the time there are one are two that are very hot. The great thing about this club is the $1…

Was in town on business and saw the club so went inside afterwards . Not bad, but not great either, three of the dancers were older, and overall 7s in looks and…

Went to Smiles on a Friday night with a buddy of mine. Girls that night on looks ranged from a 5 to 7. To say that this club is the best…

It was okay went in to the club dim lighting 2 girls sitting next to customers one on stage I sat in a corner spot to observe one came over started to…

Went a few months back, found this site so i'm finally making a review. A couple good looking girls. One really beautiful petite black chick. Excellent dancer, no idea why she dances…

Like others mentioned, the club can be difficult to find if you haven't been there before. There were only 2 other customers there at 9:00. Approximately 5 dancers, none of which we're…

Getting to this place from Route 9 you head up New Hackensack Road and think that you must be going the wrong way as it starts to look like a residential neighborhood,…

Haven't been here in a while. I have to be in the area later in the evening. So this time I could get there at 10:30 and the place was…

Arrived at the club and could hardly find it. It's located in a small hole in the wall strip mall and looked a little sketchy. Walked inside and was greeted by the bouncer…

Havnt been to Smiles for a while, but can be assured not much will change. Actually now can see three VIP dance areas ($100 for fifteen minutes) which are being advertised…

Its basically a hole in the wall in terms of strip clubs. Dancers for the most part are older im assuming in there 30's. Some of them you can obviously smell the…

Well..won't go back here again. Physical club...poorly lit, and uncomfortable chairs. Feels very slapped together. Talked to one of the dancers and the owner doesn't put any money back…

First time coming here and I had a really great time. Me and a few of my buddies came out to celebrate a friends birthday after having drinks earlier in the…

Second time at a strip club, first time at Smiles. There were about 10 girls there. All of them looking pretty decent to hot. I was surprised there were no actual dances…

This club is pretty decent. I usually don't ever do strip clubs but there's one particular performer I don't mind spending a little money on. Also this club is extremely military friendly…

Stopped in last Friday evening around 8:15. This is after trying to find this place. The GPS is no help, and I have been here before. So, I arrived…

This club looks very divey, but looks are deceiving. Then the dancers are not on stage they walk around a sit on your lap and grind for about $1 every 30…

Hit the address into my GPS, which brought me somewhat close. It’s located in a strip mall, on a hill. It was Friday night around 11ish and…

New manager/owner brought in some new talent to add to the standby's. None are knockouts but most attractive. Seems to.be heavy on the blondes these days. However, bright lights…

This is a dive and the girls rANGE A 3-8, but they had many to choose from. They also need to dim the lights. $10.00 cover $20.00 dances.…

This club is a little hard to find. Drive southeast on NY 376 for a mile and a half from the intersection of NY 113, County 77 and NY 376.…

In a shopping strip mall conveniently next to a barber shop. At night just one bar open.so easy to find a spot. Almost never more than 10 customers at a time…

I forget what night it was but all i can say is the girls at this club are fantastic. But when you get a lap dance be prepared to say thank you…

Finding the place is always a challenge. The address on the TUSCL listing, when Goggled brings you about a mile away from the actual place. If you click on “view…

Went on a friday night. There wasnt as many people as I thought there would be, but the girls were very friendly and so was the bar tender, she was a doll.…

I’ve gone regularly for the past few months and found the club to be an enjoyable place to hang out. The manager (Collin) has always been cool to chat with…

Me and a buddy have been lookin' for a place to go since we moved up to the Hudson Valley from NYC. Finally got a boys night out to take a…

I went there at about 1am last night thinking it would be open for another hour so i would just hang out and not spend to much money, it was open until…

Older non alcohol club that is only open at night. Had fun spending a little money for some grind action next to a square stage. It has a neighborhood feel to…

went on friday nite the usal small amout of people same girls but then all i need to say was holly was working she had em lined up waitng for her shes…

I have fun every time I go. Holly, Jess and Jaz are favorites. Very classy ladies. All the ladies are great but those are my favorites. The ladies are all very special.…

went on a friday nite again there were more girls than guys the selection of girls was mixed but again not to many hotties noticed a petite blonde who came out…

not to many hotties here one pam anderson wanna bee but holly gives lap dance thats as hot ans sexy as her body paris the bartender ex dancer would be great addition…

I haven't been here in years and the talent has definitely gone considerably down.There was maybe a total of 3 patrons in there on a Saturday night when I saw that I…

What a strange place! First of all, it's in a strip mall, but there's literally no sign for the club. It doesn't open until 8:00, and until it does, there's…

I came in late on a thursday, got hit with cover (5) and paid for a water (3). There were few girls and fewer clients and all in all it looked like…

The place has not changed at all since my last review, except weekend admission is now $10. Being a Friday night there was about a dozen girls on, same sorts of…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 9:00. There were 5 girls and 8 guys. For the hour-ish that I was there, there were guys coming and going. $5…

I've been going to smiles for several years. love the lap dances $20 for one song and no pressure for an additional. my favorite dancers for lap dances are Holly…

Was there last night (Tuesday) at 10pm. $5 admission and a soda is $3. There were about 20 guys but only 4 girls. 3 skinny white ones and 1 overweight black…

not bad for a cold night in P'keepsie !! don't use the map from here to locae -- club is on the east side of the airport in a strip (duh) mall.…

This is a most interesting place. It looks like a cellar rec room from the 1960's. Complete with wooden walls and a wood paneled ceiling. They are around 25…

This is a mediocre club. I mean, do not go there unless you are bored to tears and happen too be close by. Girls were somewhat in the chunky side. But not too…

Visited the club on Monday night about 8:30. I was the first one in the club with 3 dancers. $5 cover 1 drink min. The girls come…

This club is located in a strip center and you can miss it if you are not looking for Smiles. It is a No Alcohol-no smoking club. Entry is $5…

I don't understand why thee are not more posts here. Went to this club last friday night after visiting others in area. Should have came to this club first. This…

It's been years since I was here, but this was one of the best places in Upstate NY to go to. Anyone been here lately who can give an update?

I haven't been here in a while, but last time I was there the dancers were average at best. It is an all nude club catering mostly to the stage show.…