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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Reviews

review
published 11 yrs ago
This place is your basic neighborhood...
reviewed by
licketysplit

6.3

This place is your basic neighborhood bar / strip club. Nothing real fancy, but adequate. There's one large somewhat rectangular bar to the left as you enter with a small (~15 ft. square)…

review
published 11 yrs ago
After hearing from my old friend...
reviewed by
ss1931

8.3

After hearing from my old friend from Atlantis who was getting her life back together now works here, came to this club for only the second time ever. Around 5pm yesterday. Clean bar, mix of…

review
published 11 yrs ago
My first impressions (my first visit):...
reviewed by
raye987

7.0

My first impressions (my first visit): nicely remodeled club, very nice men's room (a welcome change from your typical club). It wasn't very crowded. About half the customers were black the rest white. Relaxed vibe.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Had not been to Turks since...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

Had not been to Turks since their apparent remodel. Club looks good. Small stage in front when walking in ($5 cover - not bad!) Large stage to the left. Dancers in the…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Went early, only had about an...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.7

Went early, only had about an hour to kill, and wanted to check it out. For a quick visit, during early hours, I was impressed with the facility, and the friendliness of the bartender, and…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Stopped in on a recent Saturday...
reviewed by
scpatron

8.0

Stopped in on a recent Saturday evening to start off a night of strip club-hopping in Philly. Things hadn't really started up when I got here around 8 p.m. - there was no cover…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Picked up my car at the...
reviewed by
59

6.7

Picked up my car at the airport and decided to hit up this club as a Facebook friend was supposedly working(didn't run into her).

Parking is a little tricky but I later found out that the…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I visited on a Wednesday and...
reviewed by
markphilly

8.0

I visited on a Wednesday and was surprised how crowded it was for a Wednesday. The Philadelphia Strip club business seems to be in a funk, so to see some signs of life at…

review
published 12 yrs ago
pretty average club drinks are expensive...
reviewed by
eagles08

6.7

pretty average club drinks are expensive .. dancers hound you .. they are decent looking wouldnt mind to go back but wouldnt mind going elsewhere either .. didnt try the food .. I personally dont…

review
published 12 yrs ago
As I said before, this is...
reviewed by
WTF1234

6.0

As I said before, this is a very nice club and I enjoy coming back to visit it again.
started at the Bar having a beer, there was this beautiful girl on the stage she's little…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I finally got back to Lou...
reviewed by
metalek2000

7.7

I finally got back to Lou Turks after many years. First off, they really cleaned up the place having done a 100% make over. The physical club is pretty nice. The girls were attractive and…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Covers a visit, late afternoon on...
reviewed by
dopeydope

7.3

Covers a visit, late afternoon on a Thursday, around 5PM. Club is in close proximity to the airport. I was expecting kind of a neighborhood bar type of place but it is actually…