Club Tease Reviews

It was the middle of the day, but this place was skeezy as hell. I stayed for about 2 minutes before sneaking out. The dancers had bellies and one latched onto me as soon as I walked in the door. The bartender was hot and attentive, but she wasn't...

Super sketchy place, only enhanced by the fact that it is right next to the area's favorite 7-11 donut stop for on-duty cops. Dancers are generally fairly haggard & rough. But they will get nasty with you, right at the rack or back in the thinly-veiled private booths. Nobody seems...

So I have been to this place before. I only stayed like 5 minutes for a beer, saw a row of ugly women and I left. I happened to be in the neighborhood and decided to give it a second try. I think things are looking up....

My most recent visit had 5 dancers on a weekday afternoon. Variety is the key word for this place.

Dancers can be hot or not. They tend to average a little older than most clubs. Not many young dancers here. But definitely some hot ones. And...

I have been here a few times and it is hit or miss. They can have girls that are a 7 or 8 and have girls that are a 2 or 3. The bathroom is horrible. It is one of those that have no door for the...

Stopped by on a Wednesday around 10. 3 girls on duty; but 2 of the ladies seemed like theft would rather be anywhere else. An attractive blonde provides a great stage dance even thought here were only 4 guys in the club. As I was the only person at the...

Lately things are really picking up at Club Skinn, from my point of view. I have a preference for black girls. I've had great dances from Chyna and Honey, a number of times in the past. Honey is very flirtatious and funny, maybe a little crazy. ...

Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest tit bars in a city full of them. Still this is the quintessential definition of the neighborhood strip bar. The stage area is tiny and the bar seems to have several regulars. The girls are an uneven mix. Many are...

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss.

I dropped in around 7:30 on a Wednesday evening. The place is a dive, but physically it's not any...

This club is really hit and miss. They frequently have some great looking dancers but also have some not so great looking. They frequently have quite a few dancers on duty, but sometimes not. You can get a great private dance here and you can get a...

Tried the club again because I was in the neighborhood. The place was cold inside, so the dancers had coats on over their bikinis when not dancing. A couple of decent looking chicks and some fatties. I sat at the bar and was totally ignored by the dancers, even though...

CLub Skinn used to go by JD's. I am not sure if it was a management change or just a new name throw up to get some more business. I never could get a full answer from the barkeep, I'll let somebody else figure it out.

This place has always been...

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of pork even before you look at the food menu.

Everyone friendly. Good service. The girls were reasonably busy giving...

I normally come in to this bar once to twice a week. So, I decided to come in and check out the dancers and get a steak! Walked up to the door was stopped by privet bouncer asked me for ID and seemed very rude and short with me when...

I've been by here a few times in recent months, and always done well. My favorite thing: private booths for dances in the back. I've had good experiences with high-mileage dances here.

This particular Monday, there were a couple of very large black girls outside with big ol' gangsta...

Stopped by Jd's tonight to see what it was all about. This place is a straight up biker bar with a couple of dancers. Actually, I'm not even sure they would qualify as dancers. The two I saw were pretty bad, one was really fat and the other one was...

There have been recent changes. For the better. More dancers. Pretty high quality dancers for the most part. 4 on duty before 4pm. More came on at 4 and I think only one left so there were probably more than 5 between 4 and 5pm....

Basically a neighborhood bar with overweight older dancers. Very small inside and a few transient homeless at the bar who need a bath. I was there in June 2011 and each month before for maybe 6 months. It has gone a bit downhill but it was never a great club....

I just started visiting JD's recently. After several visits, I have mixed feelings about the place. First of all, I was concerned about safety because of the area it's in compared to most of the other clubs I frequent. However, I was surprised to see it's a...

I saw a review on another site claiming this place was balls-to-the-wall mileage with "gangsta" clientele. So I came in a couple times, had a couple dances, earlier in the day when the clientele was nothing special. I couldn't speak for evenings.

Mileage varies as everywhere, but it did...

I've dropped in from time to time over the past couple of years and it's been pretty dismal. Maybe one dancer during the day and not very motivated.

But I stopped in on a Friday about 3pm and the place was hopping. 5 or 6 dancers working. Lots of...

Not bad for a middle of the day kind of place. Not a lot happening, but the two dancers there were attentive, the bartender did her job and was funny. Quality was so-so, was told that is pretty much the case in off the map places in Portland though. Food...

There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

The first thing you'll notice when you walk in is that the place is very small and...

After reading the previous review stopped by to see how things were. The bartenders were hot but the dancers were not. This is or was a small corner neighborhood bar that at some point added dancers. They appear to have a kitchen.

I do not know how much...