Scarlet Lounge

Another midday visit to the Pitiful Princess. Had a few dances with Ronda, very reliable mature dancer with beautiful boobs. A touch of belly, but not fat, and a great personality. Saw…

After reading reviews here and seeing postings from a dancer on one of the stripper sites, I thought I would give this place a second try. I've stopped once before a…

Never have been here. So, I stopped in this afternoon. Hadn't read any reviews so had no preconceived notions. And... it was a laid back place with enough dancers to represent a…

I have gotten into a pleasurable, and tantilizing, routine when I venture down from Seattle to visit Portland ' s wonderful variety of strip clubs. I start at the 205 club…

Wandered into the Pitiful P around 2 on a Tuesday afternoon. Saw 3-4 girls working and about a dozen customers. Bartender was cute and rated about a 7. One of…

You've got to love a club that's got dancers going at 10:30 in the morning. Four dancers, two stages. Clearly overkill considering there's maybe one or two customers max at…

I stopped in for a random visit last week and was able to check one off my "never seen that before" list. I saddled up the the rack and a blonde…

I try to cum to Portland at least once a month. I usually try to hit a number of strip clubs and then return later to the ones which had dancers…

Portland may be the land of 1000 strip clubs, but the contact here can be lower than what you get in most of the country. You used to be able to…

Made a rare weekend visit to Pitiful Princess. They weren't too busy; a few customers at the bar, a couple at video poker, and a couple at the rack. Saw a very…

Sometimes a visit to a dive strip bar can renew your faith in humanity, cause no matter how skanky or worn out a tired old stripper might be, some dude somewhere finds…

This is an update to previous reviews. I've been going to this club now off and on for about 6 weeks. There area great number of dancers here that are fun…

I went to the PP this past Sunday night and I was surprised how busy it was. Much busier than I'd expect for a dive bar on a Sunday night. I ended…

This was my first visit to this club and I wasn't impressed. The exterior looked pretty rundown; but the interior was actually pretty clean. It had two well lit stages. Like…

Was bored and I thought I'd try this place for laughs (who names their club pitiful princess). I got exactly what I was expecting. It looked like someone took a diner and…

I just love Portland strip clubs. I head down to Portland every chance I get. I was able to get away last Tuesday and spent about 13 hours going club…

I have danced at this club on and off for the past few years. This is a recent update to my more descriptive reviews of this club. This club has been struggling…

My first visit. Inside better than the outside and I agree with past reviews on appearance. Was really slow on my visit. 4 customers, 2 dancers. Nice smoking…

This review is from a visit about three weeks ago. I've been to the Pitiful many times, usually during the afternoon or evening. I think the layout of the club has been…

Once again, my choice was motivated by trying to catch a game. I didn't plan on going here, but I was curious. It's kind of a degrading name, no? Then again, I…

Visited Pitiful Princess this afternoon. Had intended to get a private with Davina - but she seemed to have her own entourage there today. Watched Sativa enjoying herself on…

Visited Pitiful Princess for the first time on Saturday night. Went in around 9:30p. The place is small, so it was fairly busy but not overly packed. I'm not sure how many…

Oh how I love Portland strip clubs. But the number of clubs has, sad to say, dropped in the past year or so. Happily the number of good clubs is…

If I were rating dancers strictly on looks, they'd be a little lower. But they are almost all very nice. Good friendly vibe in the whole club. The only girl who wasn't…

I keep trying this club and it keeps failing, in spite of better reviews from other guys. A lady I was interested posted her schedule and when I arrived she was on…

I was back on this side of town on a Monday afternoon and decided to stop in to see what was happening at the Pitiful Princess! - - This is still…

Compared to the places I usually hit in Portland (Rose City, DV8, Devils Point) nowhere near as nice inside, much smaller than those, however that is not a bad thing. Inexpensive drinks and…

Over all a disappointment. Very few dancers and even fewer of quality. Definitely a less friendly vibe than I would see at many other local clubs. Drinks are well…

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon upon my arrival in town. There are two stages and a main bar that appear once you walk in the door. I…

Props to previous review, as that articulates my experience well. First timer Friday near dinner time. Bar was full of friendly neighborhood types. Most were older gentlemen. One…

Went to Pitiful Princess for the first time ever the other day around 1:00 pm. I was surprised that at 1 o'clock on a thursday the place was pretty full. There were…

Although Portland is well known for its numerous strip clubs I have noticed that over the past year or so a number of customer friendly clubs have closed. And the number of…

This club is only one of two in Portland that has morning dancers. Most clubs that advertise dancers starting at noon don't really have much going on until about 1pm.…

My second visit to this little outer SE dive was much like the first. It seems like a friendly neighborhood bar that also has strippers. Two stages working on this day but…

Got here this past Saturday about 5pm. It's a small club with 2 private dance rooms that have curtains, no doors. Not what I'm used to, but it works.…

When I was here in July - I promised myself that I'd come back some time! I finally made it back to this side of town and stopped in for lunch today…

Went here on a Thursday night. With a good friend of mine. I must say this place is great. The staff are friendly and were very understanding as I had…

A really homey dive-type strip club. Kind of like your favorite neighborhood bar but with strippers. The strippers themselves are really friendly and range from average to hot. During the day there will…

I decided to check out Pitiful Princess based on some things that Trixxi said on this site - even though it's on the other side of the city! ( I'd recommend reading…

This club doesn't usually have "A list" strippers. The girls tend to be Asian, AA, older, or younger but chunkier types. Nonetheless, they're pretty nice and friendly. Lots of…

Let me start this review by saying that it appears that some clubs in Portland aren't doing very well. Closed clubs recently include joys and glimmer and tommy too is often…

The club is pretty small and not a lot of room to move around. They have video poker stashed in one corner next to one of their two stages. Both…

First I gotta say that I have never been in a stranger strip club. The good points are that the bartender is friendly and pours a good stiff cheap cocktail, the place…

Another trip from Seattle to strip clubs in Portland. Alto6.gh i always visit a number of clubs in any visit i always gravitate to the pitiful princess for a number…

Had a great visit to PP. Came in at lunchtime; there were 7 dancers there (one then left because it was fairly quiet). There were maybe 5 customers, 2 of which were…

With the imminent demise of my long time favorite place Jiggles, I decided to explore some east side clubs in search of a new hangout. This classic little dive probably won't be…

The space is just a box-shaped room with a bar a couple of very small stages. It's well-lit. The nicest thing (in the summer) is that it has a patio…

Like others have said, it's a small neighborhood bar type of venue, just off Interstate 205 in Powellhurst. It also happens to be one of the half dozen east side clubs that's…

My first visit in a while. Pretty much the same. This is one of the few clubs that has dancers in the morning. According to their schedule, some start at…

Of the 3 strip clubs to choose from near 122nd and Division (Heat, Spearmint Rhino and PP) Pitiful is the most neighborhood Cheers bar with Strippers. Pitiful seems to have loose standards…

My first visit to Pitiful Princess and it was OK. I tried it at lunch hour; a half dozen customers there, 5 dancers, though one left fairly soon after I arrived. She…

Dancer review: this is a small neighborhood club close off I-205. There are not a lot of other reviews of this club and it needs an honest one. I have danced here…

Wow, talk about a club that lives up to the name. I went here on a Friday afternoon after work and just DAMN.. The club looks like somebody took an old VFW…

I decided to stop by one early afternoon since this place is relatively close to my work. When i walked in my first thought was that it didn't look like a strip…

I made another trip to Portland to visit strip clubs. My last visit had been only 2 weeks before. I had been at the pitiful princess on the first…

If you've been to any small, kinda run down strip club in east Portland, you've been here. It's not a bad place, it's just not a great place. If you happen to…

This club is on the way home from work and though the name is somewhat off putting at first, but I have actually come to kinda like it and most of the…

I get to Portland to specifically go to strip clubs about every 2 months. My lastvisit included a stop at pitiful princess and i was very glad i did.…

I stopped coming to this club several months ago because the dancer quality had gone way downhill since my first visit. This week I decided to give it another try to…

Despite the weird name, I think this club is my new favorite club in Portland. As contrasted with another club up the road, the girls here seemed genuinely friendly, sexually provocative, and…

I wouldn't waste the time on this one. Only 2 girls working, average looking at best. They were reasonably friendly, but that is about the best I could say about my experience…

My husband and I went here last Wednesday the 15th of February. Let me just say this is possibly the saddest titty bar I have ever been to. First of all, my apartment…

Was checking out a few clubs nearby so I decided to stop in on the poorly named club. The club is pretty small. Despite that fact, it has two stages. It seemed…

This is the latest addition to the Glimmers/Shimmers franchise. It's small but nicely laid out with a good size bar, 2 stages, and decent tables & chairs. Parking is easy.…