High contact for Portland

Portland may be the land of 1000 strip clubs, but the contact here can be lower than what you get in most of the country. You used to be able to get pretty good contact at Sugar Shack and some of the other airport clubs, but they are mostly shut down or under new owners.

Bring in the Pitiful Princess. I stopped by this the club late on a Tuesday, I honestly wasn't expecting much and expected to leave in 10 minutes. I walk into a TINY club with two little stages ,seating for about 20, and a nice little bar. There were about 6 customers and 3 or 4 dancers. One dancer was a little heavy but otherwise cute, two dancers were not exactly fit but were fit enough to be dancers, and one was a tiny little thing.

After getting a drink I hung out at the stage. The tiny thing (P something?). Does a stage show and ask if I wanted a lap. After having no success getting a lap dance at Rose City strip, I was happy to say yes. They have two small lap dance rooms that have a sheer curtain. Dance was the most hands on dance I have had in Portland in a long time, although the dancer did keep checking to make sure the bouncer wasn't watching. Access to everything but the kitty and lots of stick shifting.