Scarlet Lounge
12646 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236

My husband and I went here...

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MrsNolaManager
Feb 20, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Evening

My husband and I went here last Wednesday the 15th of February.

Let me just say this is possibly the saddest titty bar I have ever been to. First of all, my apartment is bigger than this club. The "stages" are about as wide as a dining room table for 8. When we got there (around 10:30), only 3 dancers were working: an Asian girl whose belly stuck out further than her boobs, a blonde who was probably about 175lbs and over tanned, and a Hispanic looking girl whose ass resembled a golf ball in texture.

The tables remind me of conference tables in a Holiday Inn or something. The chairs look like high backed office chairs... you know, the X shaped base chairs with wheels on it that lean back and forth and feel pretty unsteady. Yeah.

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