Wow, talk about a club that...

Wow, talk about a club that lives up to the name. I went here on a Friday afternoon after work and just DAMN.. The club looks like somebody took an old VFW bar and left the sad fucks sitting there and just added a stripper pole and some mirrors. And no, some cute bar stool covers do not make the bar amazing. It just makes it sad and pitiful. Plus, talk about some weak ass drinks. I ordered a whisky sour and it came out more like a sour whiskey. When the mixer is tipped longer than the booze in a drink it is never good.

Now, on to the entertainment. HOLY HELL!!The girls here were some of the scariest rejects in all of Portland stripperdom. I watched one girl go "to the bathroom" like 5-6 times in a a half hour, and of course every time she came out she was Happy and bouncy as could be. Unfortunately I didn't want to see her bounce. Or do anything else for that matter. I kid you not, The amount of Bad skin, track marks and layered on pancake makeup was fucking disturbing.

Just for shits and giggles I decided to blow 20 bucks and check out the "VIP" section of the bar. THAT was a mistake. the VIP secion was this little tiny room that is right next to the stage and has this jacked up couch thing that feels like it is the back seat of some van. AND the damn thing kept tipping forward. It wasn't even bloody well attached to the base. So any time the girl put her feet up on it or tried to give me a lap dance I had to worry about it tumbling forward and me landing on her.