Reviews

I went in to the club as I was in the area and heard good things about it, so decided to give it a try. The parking lot was pretty full and decent size considering the size of the club. Went inside paid the 7 dollar cover and went inside. There is a bar on your right when you come in and it winds around to the middle of the club. There is a small roped off area on the left for lap dances or vip room but is open to anyone who wants to look in. Moving farther inside there are tables on the wall and a small vip stage with seats surrounding it. The DJ booth is adjacent to this stage and fronting another longer dance stage. Running along the back wall are some more tables anda good place to get some table dances. This night I believe there may have been up to 20 dancers working this shift a little before the pm. There were A few lack girls quite a few Latin girls but the one I remember the most was this gorgeous Asian women whom I spent a good deal of time and cash on. Being from Miami and being somewhat spoiled by the goods here I will say I was a little disappointed by the limited action available although she was beautiful and enthusiastic about getting a rise out of me, the open set up precludes that more is not possible. The DJ wasn't bad and the music while loud was not that bad as to hold a conversation. The drinks were all pretty standard domestic beers were 5 and most well Liqours were 8 with high end 10. Not a great value but not bad overall. In honesty, I would repeat as out of the 3-4 clubs in the area Lidos inmho has the best eye candy. But if one wants a little more bang for your buck hit the lesser clubs

Visited to kill time waiting to see a rocket launch that was scrubbed. Interesting layout with an odd shaped bar that winds through three separate rooms. Nice center stage with a pole and another odd shaped dancer aid that I never saw used. Tipped a dancer on stage with a nice rack that it winds up is from Canada. We chatted about how much better Toronto clubs are. We chatted a little more and I decided on a dance which was good, I'll say better than average. After the dance, we chatted a bit more and decided to leave. She has a great personality and seemed truly interested in me and practically begged me to stay. I wish I could remember her name but I don't.

I was in Florida in late March, early April to catch some spring training games and see titties. After IRC and Cheaters on previous evenings, I felt obligated to e check out and review Lido's. This is the nicest of the three clubs, with the hottest chicks. Girls were hot enough on stage to keep me happy. There were also 3-4 girls occupied with a batched or party that I would have liked to see more closely. Anyhow, I only got one lap dance from a hot brunette. Very nice dance, but low mileage here. Lap dance room is small, and shared. This is a good club to take your wife or girlfriend. Also good if you only plan to watch the stage show, or drop a lot of coin on lap dances. I prefer a little seedier club like IRC and to some extent Cheaters.

I traveled from Orlando to try out the "Inner Room Cabaret" which I have heard nothing but good things about. I was extremely disappointed and only stayed there for a few minutes. I decided to try Lidos Cabaret as I passed in on my wake back and I'm glad I did. Dancers are mostly white, I think I saw 1 or 2 Hispanics. It's a mediocre sized club with a small main stage and they sell alcohol there. The women are pretty attractive ranging from 6 to 8. Of course I got a dance from the 8 who quoted me at 20 dollars a song. I figured out afterward that this is the high end, but I'm used to strip clubs in Tampa and didn't think much of it at the time. There's a section (not a room) where you can get dances but it's not really private. There were two other men receiving dances when I went in there. Touching is fine but the ladies keep their bottoms on. Overall it was ok. I didn't see any of the girls get nude which I'm pretty sure is prohibited because of the alcohol. I would Give the club a 7. Decent atmosphere, above average looking women, good contact, 5.50 for beer (I drink Stella). I would definitely recommend over the inner room unless you like hood strip clubs with overweight women.

After a less than successful visit to Inner Room, I decided to try out Cheaters for the first time in a long time. I had read reviews and thought I could negotiate dance prices. I was sort of wrong. Cute door girl collected my cover (forget what it was). Lots of cute girls, but much like the olden days of Inner Room, they stuck very close to the regulars, even though they weren't doing dances. The one girl that actually was approachable, while cute, was dancing for the first time ever. She did $10 dances, but were pretty tame and annoying listening to the "How do you like it?" questions. Finally got a dance from a spinner who was under 5 ft tall. Thought she would give IR quality dances based on her attitude. Again, I was wrong. It was pretty standard. And she wouldn't negotiate for a lower fee for multiple dances. Three very cute dancers hung at a table with a couple local guys. While one was on staged, tipped and asked for dances. She said okay. But went back to the table. Finally she walked by on her way to the bathroom. Asked again and she said yes, soon as she was done. But then she walked right past me back to her table. None of the three did any dances while I was there for almost 2 hours. Could be a fun places, but was not, at least on this night.

Been going here for years. The girls are always exceptional looking. I really enjoy the busy times. Thats when their seems to be the best mix of body types for girls. They have really good drink specials. The dance prices are fair since the girls are of such quality. This place is really doing so much better than it did years ago. Had a friend do his bachelor party here. They took him in stage and he got tons of lap dances. It was super cool. Would recommend to anyone looking for a good time

This club is in a large, well lit parking lot on the main drag, A1A, running through Cocoa Beach, so no safety concerns going in. The building is not fancy but looks well maintained. There was no one behind the doorman counter when I walked in about 6:00 pm. The inside is also nothing fancy but well maintained. This is a mid-tier club—not a dive but not upscale club, either. There is a large bar attached to the right wall as soon as you walk in that takes up the middle part of the club and divides it up into basically three areas. There is small short section of bar just inside the door that is kind of a quiet area that most people seem to avoid because you can’t see the stage area. To the left is a long section of bar that faces the stage area to the right. Behind this section of bar is the non-private private dance area that consists of a large cubby with a large open door so everyone in the club can easily see what is happening inside. The bar then wraps around on the other side close to the stage where there is a seating area and couches and bottle service areas along the wall. I was there early on a Sunday evening and there was a pretty decent crowd, mostly blue collar types. A beer at the bar was $4 or $5, I can’t remember exactly, but within the norm for strip clubs. The barmaid was friendly and efficient. Overall, the place looked like a decent, mid-tire club. Now for the bad part: the dancers. There were maybe 6 or 7 working the floor when I walked in, mostly white, one AA, and a couple of Latinas, mostly in the 3 to 5 range. There was a curvy blonde dancing on stage when I walked in that I would rate a 7, but she was tied up with one customer for the whole of my short visit. The rest looked either anorexic, overweight, grandmotherly, or some combination thereof. A couple stopped by and asked for private dances in the unprivate room. I believe the quoted price was $20, but I wasn’t interested. I drank one beer and as I was preparing to leave I saw two somewhat better looking girls come in, change into working gear, and hit the floor. One was a MILF type with fake tits and a thickish Latina, may 6ish or 7ish types. I didn’t stick around as I had other sights to see. My early evening visit was a bust, but if girls on par with the two recent arrivals continued to trickle in, the later evening shift undoubtedly would have been much better.

Decided to visit during a trip to Orlando. Had heard bad things about the orlando clubs (like limited to no touching) so decided to drive out to the coast. Stopped first outside Inner Room, but there was some sort of commotion in the parking lot that sent a bad vibe, so I circled back to Lido Caberet without going in to Inner Room. Was glad I did. I spent about 2 hours and had dances with two different dancers. The first was a latina spinner who was probably the best high friction lapdance I ever had. There is no private space here or I would have definitely paid for more time. During her vigorous dance she actually knocked over a beer onto her both her discarded top and a bit on herself. She didn't even miss a step and continued the dance as if she was as into it as I was(I'm not sure it was genuine, but I couldn't tell the difference). I'm not into OTC, but her manner led me to believe that it might have been avalable. My second dance was was a slightly thicker asian lady who had recently had implants installed. She was very friendly and talked quite a bit before trying to get me to pony up for a dance (which I appreciated). I had a couple of dances with her, that at any other time would have been great, but after my experience with the first dancer, were a slight letdown. My dances cost $20 a piece, but the first dancer was too involved with what she was doing and didn't really watch the dance clock. I paid for 3 (and tipped well) but probably got the equivalent of 5. My second dancer got 3 and paid for 3. The place was relaxed (Tuesday) and just the right vibe for my tastes.

Arrived a few minutes before 7. No cover. Took a seat at the bar and ordered a Jack and bud. Total $6. I think the shot of jack was $2 during their happy hour before 7. I think night shift starts coming in at 7 Or 8 because I noticed a lot of strippers coming in while I was at the bar. Dancer to patron ratio was good although not super impressed with the talent but I found 2 worthy of grinding on my lap for $20 a song. I forget the details but the first dancer was ok. 3 acceptable dances but I don't want acceptable. I want more. The second dancer(forget her name but Damn she was fun and that's not a euphemism for extras as I'm not into extras that much nor do I think this is the club for that) was great. I believe she was Hawaiian and Cherokee and white. I bought her a drink($16 for my drink and hers) and then proceeded to the lap dance area. She made me laugh a lot and I love a girl that can make me laugh. She was shaking that big ass and grinding me the entire time. Which is just as well. I want booty shaking and grinding. Anything else is no bueno. Anyway yeah, good times. Dancer ethnicity was good variety but body shape leaned more towards skinny.(exception being the "mutt", her words). Will return if I find myself in cocoa beach again.

So this is my second time in Cocoa Beach and wanted to check out Lido's since I checked out Cheaters last time. Pulled up and the parking lot was pretty well lit. Its right next to the main road so its in the open. I walked in and at the entrance was a girl taking the money. It was after 10 PM for sure and the cover was $5. There was a bouncer/manager behind her, but there wasn't a check for weapons done. So I first go to the bathroom and its like a narrow hallway which includes a bathroom troll. The bathroom troll was right at the door. He did have quite the collection of cologne and other stuff you might need to freshen up in the strip club. Also, to dry your hands he was handing out washcloths. That's a first I've seen. Be prepared to slide against the wall if there are a few men in the bathroom. Like I said its narrow. So back out to the club. The bar takes on a horseshoe shape. There are two stages in the place the main which could have two girls (only one at a time while I was there) and the other for a single girl. So the bar is nearby for both. They also had floor waitresses. Must have been an off night for the bartender, because when I got to the bar she had her back turned at the register texting or whatever on her phone. I ordered a beer which was $4.50. I gave her $5 expecting to get .50 cents back, but after a short wait I noticed she had went back to her phone so I was like fuck it. The floor is well laid out given the space they have. There are two rows of restaurant type chairs (nothing fancy) that have these small coffee stands/tables between couples of two chairs. On the wall were oval shaped booths, but those were chained off while I was there. Not sure if it costed to use those. Not too many customers were there so nobody was in any of the booths. There were also the same chairs on both sides of the main stage and the single stage. The main stage had two poles, one that lit up and turned automatically, but both were short poles. I mean the girl could stand on her tip toes and touch the ceiling or barely jump if she wanted too. So I'm guessing not too many poles tricks get done. The other stage's pole is slightly taller, lit, but nothing special. On this particular night all the girls were hovered around the single stage in the back corner and I guess training on pole tricks. As they'd get called to the main stage that's where I saw them come from. The girls I'd rate 6 - 10. On this night I didn't see any AA dancers, although one may have been but was light skinned or mixed. They all had a pretty good physique. A couple of thick ones in my opinion, but they were cute in the face. The ratio of girls to men was like 2:1 so few were working the floor with the customers. I ended up only getting dances from on of the thicker dancers. Moreover, the music was pretty modern day, mainstream. Some metal, rock, rap. There aren't any floor dances from what I could tell. I asked the dancer I did dances with and she said we could only do dances in VIP for $20. So VIP it was. After two visits to VIP with her that's indeed where I saw patrons getting dances from. The VIP is pretty small, rectangular shaped, opened, and no dividers or curtains between couches. There were like 4 love seats on the wall of the entrance and 5 on the opposite wall. The walkway between the sides was pretty small so I can only imagine what its like when the VIP is busy. Also, the VIP had its entrance wall which had huge cutouts near the top so it wasn't private at all. Somebody 6 feet could easily see over if they wanted to. I enjoyed my short visit and would visit again. I'd recommend going to anyone, but be prepared for no floor dances as far as I know and saw.

Lido's has been my "go to" club for a couple of years. I usually visit in the late afternoon or evening. It has always had a slower, more relaxed atmosphere during those times. Over the last month or 2, things seem to be changing, mostly for the better. There are more dancers available during this time of day now, and most of them are attractive enough that I would happily accept their company. The bartender said many of them are driving over from Orlando. Not sure how long that will last though, since it is now the slow season here. Dances are advertised as $20, but as others recently noted, you may be able to negotiate that number down. The club added a few new VIP booths/tables around the sides of the club, within sight of the stage. Never seen anyone use them yet, but maybe the late night crowd uses them. There used to just be benches and tables along the sides, which was fine and provided more space for customers IMO. Not a major issue, just noting the change in the layout. The cigarette smoke was not too bad on this visit, but it has been pretty bad other times. Private dance room is the same, not very private...just several couches in a small, partially partitioned room. Its okay if there are not too many PL's getting dances at same time. I have had very high mileage from a couple of dancers, but most are only average to high mileage. I don't think there are any chances for extras here. Not the least expensive club in the area, but overall a good time.

Visited on a Tuesday for a few hours in the afternoon. No cover, $4 beers and $2 first shot. Dances were initially sold at $20/each in the couch room but all dancers came quickly down to $10/each for multiple dances. Seems gimmicky but know before you go and don't pay more than $10. Had decent dances from an almost chubby brunette who was good conversation and a pretty face. Many other 7's and 8's. Still allows smoking. Still has a hipster locals beach feel to it which I love. One improvement from my last visit to the large stage area. The connection to the dressing room was eliminated which provides more room to get around the stage. Nothing to write home about. I will return.