Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lido Cabaret Reviews

• review

  15 hours ago
  Finally came back. Glad I did.

  When you first enter you turn to the left. The bar goes down in a large P shape. The stages are at the end of the P with charis and tables around both. Drinks are...
  Robot2023
• review

  18 days ago
  Great, chill evening

  Wandered in on a Saturday evening before it got too crowded. Plenty of free parking, no cover before 8, is $20 after and veterans always get in free. ID is scanned at the door....
  RyanD66

  Be the gentleman at the gentleman’s club
• review

  2 months ago
  Consistency for the win

  It was an odd day in Cocoa Beach.. Lets just say that my first 2 stops were total busts. So I hit my least favorite club of the 3, why is it the least...
  Comments: 2

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  2 months ago

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  shanny72
  shanny72

  Mayor of Titty City
• review

  2 months ago
  An Unfortunate Incident

  Showed up around 5 pm to beat the cover charge but ended up paying for it with boredom. Dayshift is an old timers ' refuge. Retirees sipping beer at the bar w/ dancers....
  Derwould
• review

  2 months ago
  Price gouging, multiple dance requirements by many girls on the weekend

  Parking: Free Place: Nice, upscale feel overall Atmosphere: Very smoky - been now used to smoking being banned in most indoor places; this place is packed with smoke; didn't like that at all I used to really...
  Comments: 1

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  2 months ago

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  DoctorTom
  DoctorTom

  Boston
• review

  7 months ago
  Laid back but fun Thursday night

  Thursday night, got there around 10:30, plenty of free parking. Scan the ID and $12 cover charge to get in. One large main stage with 2 poles, and one smaller stage with one pole. This...
  SunRun

  Why walk when you can run
• review

  8 months ago
  Frisky Friday

  Stopped by on a Friday afternoon...usually my first stop because of their great deal of a beer and shot. I guess now it will be a free shot with your first drink, but...
  That guy

  Florida
• review

  8 months ago
  A solid choice in Cocoa Beach

  Its been a bit since my last review of Lido. Layout is exactly as described in many other reviews. See their website for a fantastic fly-thru. Parking is always free and plentiful. Admission varies per day,...
  shanny72

  Mayor of Titty City
• review

  8 months ago
  Lido still got it

  Overall, after Inner Room changed to the lamest place on the beach and fired all their dancers, Lido has been my home. Went in for a night as I was depressed and had a hard...
  SlayerRob
• review

  8 months ago
  Good, but smokey

  Context: I arrive right about 6p, and stayed until 9.30p on a Saturday. Everything was quite good (especially considered it was relatively early) except for the 2nd hand smoke. The smoke didn’t seem that...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

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  shanny72
  mjx01

  Aspiring Global Hound
• review

  9 months ago
  Early Evening - Enjoyed myself!

  Visited on a trip to Orlando. It was about a hour drive from my hotel to the club, minimal traffic. Well worth the drive for the experience. Walked in, and the...
  Ykon
• review

  10 months ago
  Wednesday night

  Arrived Wednesday night around 8 pm, big parking lot and I think a $10 cover. Around 20 or so dancers, maybe 5-10 PL's when I got there but more steadily arriving as the night...
  Comments: 1

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  9 months ago

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  shanny72
  Nobodygtyu
• review

  a year ago
  Overdue for a Review

  It had been many years (at least 12-15) since my last visit here for a bachelor party. Previously when in this area I was a semi regular at the good ole IR, and I...
  Boner4Days
• review

  a year ago
  Chill Friday night

  Stopped in Fri trying to get in before cover was charged...didn't make the cut as it was 7:30pm. I think one of them you can get in before 8pm and it's free. ...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  shanny72
  That guy

  Florida
• review

  a year ago
  A solid business model that most will enjoy

  Parking is still free. Cover depends on the day and time you arrive. Before 7 has no cover, after you will be carded by the scanner. I can't figure out what the exact charge...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  shanny72
  shanny72

  Mayor of Titty City
• review

  a year ago
  Disappointing Visit

  This was a disappointing visit. The girls just were not into it today. They were just going through the motions. The good part was there is no cover during the day. The...
  Chieftain

  Florida
• review

  a year ago
  Wednesday Visit (first time here)

  Parking/Valet: Large parking lot north of the front of building. Extra parking area around the other sides of the building one row each. Club has the main entrance on the north side of the building....
  Comments: 4

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  a year ago

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  Robot2023
  Mark974

  Pennsylvania
• review

  a year ago
  Happy hour lives up to the name

  So I went to Cocoa on a Friday afternoon and decided to hit the trio of establishments. First was (RIP Inner Room) Dancers Royale...had a quick beer and left as happy hour hasn't...
  That guy

  Florida
• review

  2 years ago
  First time visit, low key and low pressure

  First time visiting this club, i wasn't expecting much for a Wednesday. I believe the door fee was $10 when got there. Ample parking, and sort of well lit near the building. The...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  JC_Caharo

  Washington
• review

  2 years ago
  Younger girls, decent VIP

  So this is my fist time in this club. Ample parking with ten or so cars when I got here, a little early around 9pm on a Wednesday. The door is on...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  deboinair
  Dirktheone
• review

  2 years ago
  Looks like potentially great experience if you have time

  Great parking, easy to spot from the street. Not a seedy or scary area at all. Walked right in. NO cover. It was about 3P. Very dark inside so stop, get your...
  Comments: 5

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  2 years ago

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  shanny72
  Yardmantoo
• review

  2 years ago
  Early Evening…Last Visit

  This visit is the last for me at Lido for another 10ish years. I’m curious how much it will have changed by then. Went in the early evening 4pm-9pm …eh not for...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  sfrsox
  FrictionFriday
• review

  2 years ago
  Another good time!

  This was my 2nd visit (week apart to see how regular status changed things). Overall good, BUT arrived at 12:30 Noon with no dancers and 5 guys there. Didn’t think I’d walk...
  FrictionFriday
• review

  2 years ago
  Great Visit!

  Arrived around 1pm and the place was mellow. About 5 girls at the time with another 4 arriving around 3pm. 5 customers including a couple, another 8 customers arrived by 3pm. ...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  FrictionFriday
  FrictionFriday
• review

  2 years ago
  A wide variety of girls that know how to work the pole and dance.

  Definitely the best club I've been to in the Cocoa Beach area. They have a wide variety of girls. $20 dances. VIP is $150 for 15 minutes. The drinks are a bit Steep in...
  Comments: 5

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  2 years ago

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  johnsonj
  Robot2023