Lido Cabaret Reviews

Context:
I was in Orlando for work. Professional hounds should know Orlando is a wasteland for mongering, so it’s a drive out to Cocoa Beach (CB) for some fun. I’ve never been impressed with the talent at any other CB club, so Lido was the choice. Arrived at about 6p and...

I arrived at the club around 10:00 PM on a Saturday night. There was ample parking, and no parking charge. The cover charge at the door was $15 after a quick ID scan.

Upon entering the club, the bathroom is to the left, with some bar seating on the right and...

Drove in from Orlando while in town on business. Went to dinner in Port Canaveral and then made my way over to Lido around 8:30pm. Parking lot was full and well lit - felt safe.

The size of the club surprised me - it’s small. Cover charge when you...

I went to Lido the next day after I visited the Aces and Red Leopard. Let me put the comparison here since I thought that comparison would be the most beneficial for readers.

Lido was the largest club among those three. Very spacious, As soon as I...

Visited this place during Orlando trip. Based on reviews of Orland clubs decided to drive here. The club isvisible easy as you drive down coca beach area. They have good parking lot and wel light and feels safe.
I got a parking right in front definitely more...

When you first enter you turn to the left. The bar goes down in a large P shape. The stages are at the end of the P with charis and tables around both.

Drinks are good price $4-$12 depending. Some go above that. Dances are $20 per song. There is no...

Wandered in on a Saturday evening before it got too crowded. Plenty of free parking, no cover before 8, is $20 after and veterans always get in free. ID is scanned at the door. Took a seat a the bar to survey the area. Probably 6-7 dancers working the room...

It was an odd day in Cocoa Beach..
Lets just say that my first 2 stops were total busts. So I hit my least favorite club of the 3, why is it the least you ask?
Because all the girls are my type and its a low mileage club, yet...

Showed up around 5 pm to beat the cover charge but ended up paying for it with boredom. Dayshift is an old timers ' refuge. Retirees sipping beer at the bar w/ dancers. About 6 dancers I rated 6-8.
Skipped out on the boredom and went to entertain...

Parking: Free

Place: Nice, upscale feel overall

Atmosphere: Very smoky - been now used to smoking being banned in most indoor places; this place is packed with smoke; didn't like that at all

I used to really like this place, but the last couple of visits in weekend nights have not been very...

Thursday night, got there around 10:30, plenty of free parking. Scan the ID and $12 cover charge to get in.

One large main stage with 2 poles, and one smaller stage with one pole. This night only the main stage was in use, two girls on stage at a time with...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon...usually my first stop because of their great deal of a beer and shot. I guess now it will be a free shot with your first drink, but it's in a baby shot glass. I believe it's only til 7pm which is when...

Its been a bit since my last review of Lido.

Layout is exactly as described in many other reviews. See their website for a fantastic fly-thru.

Parking is always free and plentiful.
Admission varies per day, but this time was $10. I've paid as high as 15 but that was pretty late...

Overall, after Inner Room changed to the lamest place on the beach and fired all their dancers, Lido has been my home.

Went in for a night as I was depressed and had a hard day. Night completely turned around. The women are sometimes hit and miss but this particular night,...

Context:
I arrive right about 6p, and stayed until 9.30p on a Saturday. Everything was quite good (especially considered it was relatively early) except for the 2nd hand smoke. The smoke didn’t seem that bad on entry (no one or not many actively smoking), but I felt like crap by...

Visited on a trip to Orlando. It was about a hour drive from my hotel to the club, minimal traffic. Well worth the drive for the experience.

Walked in, and the bar was fairly full with decent hip hop music playing. When I arrived there...

Arrived Wednesday night around 8 pm, big parking lot and I think a $10 cover. Around 20 or so dancers, maybe 5-10 PL's when I got there but more steadily arriving as the night went on. Dancers were probably 40/60 split between white and latina/cuban, don't think I saw any...

It had been many years (at least 12-15) since my last visit here for a bachelor party. Previously when in this area I was a semi regular at the good ole IR, and I sure do miss those days of yesteryear there. Have also been to Cheater's a few times...

Stopped in Fri trying to get in before cover was charged...didn't make the cut as it was 7:30pm. I think one of them you can get in before 8pm and it's free. Paid the $10 to see how it was.

Wasn't very busy with patrons, but definitely a good...

Parking is still free. Cover depends on the day and time you arrive. Before 7 has no cover, after you will be carded by the scanner. I can't figure out what the exact charge is as I've paid 7, 10, and 15. So plan on less than $20.

They have a...

This was a disappointing visit. The girls just were not into it today. They were just going through the motions.

The good part was there is no cover during the day. The beer was cold and there were girls on the stage at all times. I hate when...

Parking/Valet:
Large parking lot north of the front of building. Extra parking area around the other sides of the building one row each. Club has the main entrance on the north side of the building.

The Club:
As you enter the doors, you walk through a S turn to the right. Straight...

So I went to Cocoa on a Friday afternoon and decided to hit the trio of establishments. First was (RIP Inner Room) Dancers Royale...had a quick beer and left as happy hour hasn't been the same there since the remodel.

Stopped into Cheater's and there were a few decent dancers...

First time visiting this club, i wasn't expecting much for a Wednesday. I believe the door fee was $10 when got there. Ample parking, and sort of well lit near the building.

The bar is unique for a joint like this, it wraps around, there were a 3-4 people...

So this is my fist time in this club. Ample parking with ten or so cars when I got here, a little early around 9pm on a Wednesday.

The door is on the north side of the building and the entrance starts with a little maze straight to...