Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

Not just snowbunnies....

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Garfield84
May 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

This was the 3rd strip club I had been to in the last two days. I pass this and Cheater on the way to the very disappointing Inner Room Caberet. Contrary to what other reviewer's said, there are more than just white girls in here. There were 4 black chicks of various skin tones, some asian girls, and some girls of races I couldn't identify without stopping the girl to ask. I only had time for one more SC before I headed back to Orlando after I left IR, and decided on Lido over Cheaters. Thank God I did. This place had some pretty damn good looking women in here. There were a couple of white women I wanted to dance specifically this one girl that had one side of her head shaved and the other long. She was sexy as hell.

Cover was $7. I don't know since it was after 1 and they closed at 2AM, but that's what I paid. I was prepared to pay a dub so found this to be a major win. The club itself is pretty nice, however, kind of small. The clientele was pretty much all white middle to upper middle class dudes. It was about 10 black guys including myself in the spot. Upon entry, I noticed the small room where guys were getting private lap dances. I knew immediately, this was the $20/dance room. Being in central Florida as much as I am, I kind of know that $10 dances on the floor are tamed, tits stay in. Back in this "private" area which anyone can peer into, girls dry hump the shit out of you and it's pretty much full contact. With bottoms on of course.

After I briefly walk through the entire club, I quickly returned to the front of the club where the private LD area was. I quickly spotted two black girls, one of which was mix and I WANTED them. I sometimes seem like I have to dance the white girl when I'm at a white strip club. But I always resort back to dancing the only black girls in the place. While I was dancing the mix black girl (who was sexy as hell) I told her I wanted to dance this black chick (who actually was from my neck of the woods in Atlanta). This chick, by the name of "heaven" was a girl that you would expect in a Magic City in Atlanta. Huge, not too big, round ass and huge DD natural tits. Her face was sexy as fuck too. After "heaven' got done dancing this one customer in the corner of the private room, she quickly came over to me and the mix black girl and joined in the fun. I danced both of them for a real songs as they buried my face in their bosoms (especially heaven's huge natural DD tits). They both took turns straddling me, dry humping me and putting their asses in my groin. Shit was worth the dub a song per girl.

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