Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

Will return.

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Supremeruler
Aug 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Arrived a few minutes before 7. No cover. Took a seat at the bar and ordered a Jack and bud. Total $6. I think the shot of jack was $2 during their happy hour before 7. I think night shift starts coming in at 7 Or 8 because I noticed a lot of strippers coming in while I was at the bar. Dancer to patron ratio was good although not super impressed with the talent but I found 2 worthy of grinding on my lap for $20 a song. I forget the details but the first dancer was ok. 3 acceptable dances but I don't want acceptable. I want more. The second dancer(forget her name but Damn she was fun and that's not a euphemism for extras as I'm not into extras that much nor do I think this is the club for that) was great. I believe she was Hawaiian and Cherokee and white. I bought her a drink($16 for my drink and hers) and then proceeded to the lap dance area. She made me laugh a lot and I love a girl that can make me laugh. She was shaking that big ass and grinding me the entire time. Which is just as well. I want booty shaking and grinding. Anything else is no bueno. Anyway yeah, good times. Dancer ethnicity was good variety but body shape leaned more towards skinny.(exception being the "mutt", her words). Will return if I find myself in cocoa beach again.

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