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review
12 years ago
As a Miami native and local...
As a Miami native and local strip club connoisseur I frequented this spot quite a few times with a mind set of taking Secrets for what it is. A under the radar...
rondade305
review
12 years ago
I'm just starting to come to...
I'm just starting to come to Miami more frequently on business. I usually stay at the Hilton Hotel, Biscayne Bay, and have taken US-1 up Biscayne Blvd to Aventura. I have seen this club...
carvo
review
13 years ago
I was driving south down US...
I was driving south down US 1 when I saw a building advertising full nudity and full liquor. I had just passed by a Lambo dealer a mile or two down, so how bad...
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
review
13 years ago
Ok so this was my first...
Ok so this was my first time going to this club and I was kind of scared because there was a lot of fishy stuff going on in the front!!! As I got in...
aphia1906
review
13 years ago
i went to this place after...
i went to this place after work with a buddy. Wanted to see if it had improved.We got in for free because the bouncer is an old friend of ours. Wow. This place...
DT27
Florida
review
14 years ago
I went to secrets on 10-3-2010...
I went to secrets on 10-3-2010 i must say it was very small smelly and unpleasant. dancers all were garbage floors were falling in on some parts of the club, dancer with no titts...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
Visited this club on a Thursday...
Visited this club on a Thursday night. Place was semi-empty. Few dancers and not much clientele. The girls are average and below. Some nice ebony girls (club is all ebony, at least from what...
npsfan
review
15 years ago
I just visited Club Secrets and...
I just visited Club Secrets and boy was it a trip. First off this club would be classified as a black club. Next the dancers range from average to decent, so you will always...
samutuck
review
15 years ago
Stopped by on on Friday afternoon...
Stopped by on on Friday afternoon around 5:00. No cover charge to get in. All the stripers were black and for most part slender with an average of B cup's, but there were two...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
Was in Florida working, spent some...
Was in Florida working, spent some time in South Beach partying, 4 A.M. rolled around and we got and since we had to leave at 7, might as well go to the strip club....
antihero30
review
16 years ago
PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS! ...
PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS! Thank you. Highlight: The dance prices have been reduced back to $5. I hadn't planned on returning to this club because they had raised the dance prices to...
jablake
review
17 years ago
I stopped by around 3 PM...
I stopped by around 3 PM on Saturday. The club was dark and it took me a while for my eyes to adjust. Immediately a large ugly white dancer was on top of...
jablake
review
17 years ago
An important addition to my earlier...
An important addition to my earlier review. I said the dance prices had dropped from to $10 & $20 to $5 and $10. That is *ONLY* for the day shift i.e. from...
jablake
review
18 years ago
When in vacation, why not add...
When in vacation, why not add to the summer fun with a night at Secrets! After a blistering day in the sun, I decided to chill out with some cool company. I...
chumbola
review
20 years ago
I live close to this club...
I live close to this club so I sometimes stop by. I'm usually disappointed, but since the club is so close to me, I hold out hope that things have improved. I went in...
LeGrande
review
20 years ago
I visited about 9:30 PM Tuesday....
I visited about 9:30 PM Tuesday. Not many customers, but plenty of dancers. The quality of the dancers was good. It looked like I was in store for a fabulous night...
Kyle1111
review
20 years ago
If my rating was based just...
If my rating was based just on my experience on this visit, then my rating would be a 1 the lowest possible rating. I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday and the place was dead....
Kyle1111
review
20 years ago
I visited at around 2:30 PM...
I visited at around 2:30 PM Wednesday. I had thought the club opened at noon. It actually opens at 2 PM, which translates into I came way too early! There was...
Kyle1111
review
20 years ago
I went here late (11:00 PM)...
I went here late (11:00 PM) on a Thursday night ($5 cover after 10:00 PM). Lots of customers who appeared eager to buy dances as fate would have it customers show when dancers...
Kyle1111
review
20 years ago
This has to be one of...
This has to be one of the hottest spots in North Miami area. The girls are hot and sweet and really seem to pay attention to the patrons. The drinks are ok too, but...
tuck6331
review
20 years ago
I visited on a Wednesday night...
I visited on a Wednesday night around 11 PM and left around 2 AM. I had a lot of fun despite the LOUD music. The reason I'm giving this club a much higher rating...
Kyle1111
review
20 years ago
BTW, adding to my prior review....
BTW, adding to my prior review. Secrets has a good number of black dancers and some latin and white dancers. The customers seem to be primarily latins and whites with fewer blacks....
Kyle1111
review
20 years ago
This isn't one of my favorite...
This isn't one of my favorite clubs because I had a very negative incident there about a year ago. I had spent practically the whole night at the club. Usually I like to...
Kyle1111