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Wet spots can be a bit awkward I remember going to the Toy Chest in Dearborn when I first started going to clubs. I had never been to more then a Deja Vu before,I see this blonde 10 dancing on stage so I go up and tip her she ask if I was busy if she could come set wuth me when she got down.I say sure thinking wow this is my type of place,well she has one more song and in walks this kid maybe 20 years old with a $1000 suit on walks up to the stage and tips her a $100 bill they talk a while.She gets done with her set comes over to me and says she has to take to kid in the back "sit still he cant last a full song".I am like ok never had this happen at the vu,anyway before the songs over the "kid" comes out carrying his coat covering his crotch. Tiff comes to my table and says you ready I say sure I get up leave my coat on the back of my chair she quikly turn around and say " might wanna bring your jacket unless you already have a jacket on" I am like ready to pass out my head is spinning .As I am setting down and she is pulling her top off she reaches in my pants and says if I get you off in one you owe me for two and if It takes two you owe me for one.And sha says I have never been paid one song sofar. I say ok thinking never would a middleage old fart like me bust a nut in 3 minutes.Well lets just say she got her two song rate and said you glad I had you bring your jacket with you now!

I have never been asked to leave ,even though I should have been thrown out on my head for some stupid things I have gotten away with.I was at Bogarts back in the late 90's this new teen hard body just started and was like her 5 th night dancing and her girlfriend that got her in took off to do a party for a couple hours .So i decide to show her the ropes,we go up and she starts to the left I say why not try the rightside chairs,.She said her girlfriend said not to anyway we end up over in the corner to the right no one else up there I convince her that fs is just $10 more per song she says wouldn't go that far but follow her lead and she would get me off.First song she pulls it out and bbbj ,second song she starts humping with her gstring on so i turn her away and start inseting a finger then two the three then I slip junior in just about 2 inches .She says easy no more fingers I said ok then I grab her waist and pull her back ,next thing i remember asking the bouncer to grab my coat so I could leave as it turned out she was a sqiurter