Carl's Bar Reviews

Stopped in Carl's on a Sunday and it was a little tamer than past visits. The grindage on the dances was still pretty good, but there was less groping both ways, and the girls did not flash certain parts the way they typically have in the past. I'm not sure...

Hit Carl's on Friday about 5. They had about 5-6 girls working with a couple knock outs. One was super hot but a guy kept her dancing for the entire hour I was there. Had two dances from another blonde (Madison) who showed everything and both our hands...

Stopped in early evening at Carls last Saturday. They have a policemen as the bouncer which actually helps keep certain people away. There were a couple black, hispanic, and white girls working that night. That was nice because whatever your taste is was available. The dances...

There has been several new night time girls. One is a smoking hot italian girl haven't had the chance to get a dance from here yet. The super small hispanic dancer who has a candy style name is there a lot and gives a great dance. Some of the old...

I go here almost every week. Just noticed last couple of weeks almost all day shift dancers have changed. Not sure where the old ones went. They did little extras and hope did not get raided. Here's a little inside secret for all you guys. Save money here by asking...

Stopped by around 3pm and place was empty. Had few beers a and a few people came in and about 5 dancers. They were all friendly and not pushy. Had a dance that turned into 3.Polish blonde don't remember her name but won't forget her breasts. Full contact and very...

The dancers here are good, though not great. The analogy that comes to my mind is like a farm team for a major league club. There's some talent, but it their a bit a ways from reaching their full potential. That said, I found them to be...

slow club not that much dancer nice place to get a beer and relax girls are not pretty i dont recommend to go to that place if you want to see and good girls cold be a bar or so.i talked to a couple of girls some that you...

Went on a Friday night - late. Not expecting much - 2 out of the 4 dances were good & 2 were boring. Dancers were nice and friendly. Most dancers were very attractive.
1st time visit and that is why I did not know what to expect. ...

I use to frequent Carl's quite a few years ago, before they rebuilt the place. Things sure have changed around the Stone Park area. The dancers were OK, but the for the price it was jut not worth it, in my opinion. It seemed like the hottest...

I usually go to Carl's when I am in town, and I don't always know why. First, there is a parking lot which is usually filled, or close to it. Then there is the cover, since the place has no nudity, or even a stage, the only excuse would be...

I had a chance to stop into Carl's recently. When I first arrived, I scoped out the place and my eyes rested on Paris who is African-America and on the petite side, maybe a c cup. She was talking, but not dancing, with a customer, so I approached her...

I have been going to Carls for years. I was in there wednesday night and had a great time once again. Alexis is one of my all time favorites she gives great dances and doesnt push dances on people. Saw a new dancer by the name of passion, her tits...

I'm also a regular at Carl's and I tend to steer clear of the black dancers in there. Not because I'm a racist but because I've found that they are usually trouble. If they aren't talking crap about you to other dancers if you turn them down for...

I like Carl's it is a clean place the girls are nice. We just had a party there we were given a great deal for pizza and drinks and used the upstairs lounge the girls were great. I know some people don't like the place but you have to remember...

I have read so much about Carl's I almost felt like I knew the place even before I finally went. The "Police" in black t-shirts outside are a definite distraction. I don't know what their deal is. Whenever I walk the streets of Stone Park the local minimum wage shaved...

I suppose if there was a rating system for lingerie bars this one would rate rather high. The newish facility is nice in a sports bar kinda way. Staff, security, lighting, bar are all good. The new Carl's is clearly in a class all by itself among the O'hare lingerie...

A few Saturday afternoon's ago I made my first visit to Carl's since in opened it's new space. Like many, I was disappointed when OSB was closed down. As I was not prepared to shell out $20 per dance for contact not anywhere comparable to the old OSB, I had...

This was only my third visit to Carl's, but I'm beginning to warm to the place. The facility is very nice for a lingerie bar, with lots of space, large clean rest room (wow!) with paper towels (wow!).

I arrived when the place opened and it was very dead, but...

Guys be carful of a girl calls herself ana at carls. She is a con for sure. Acted like she really liked me and gave me her phone number. Then we set to meet and spend some time together. I met her and she was crying and said she was...

This is a bar where girls will give you dances in which they pretty much keep their clothes on during the dances with flashes of what they have under. I was picking someone up from O' Hare airport so I decided to come here since It was close and...

Went to the new Carl's. Lots of girls. Just a few very hot ones. It is a hit or miss. Sometimes you will REALLY enjoy yourself. Sometimes, dancers just not into it and really pushy. On the other hand, the club is very nice, clean and it appears safe. Full...

I made my first visit to Carl's a couple of weeks ago. Sounds like the "old" Carl's was more to my liking. This place is nicely decorated but seems sterile.

Had I not known otherwise, I would have thought this was a standard bar when I walked in. ...

Have been going to Carl's for a while now... Loved the old place before they tore it down and moved to the new one. The new place net door is good too... The dancers are fun if u get the right one.. some are stuck up but if u r...

I'm not a big fan of the new Carl's. It's still essentially a grinder bikini bar (no stages, no nudity). And the new location lacks soul.

Also, we have the continuing problem of $20 nylon dances that lack any nudity. These should be $10 dances. I did 3 for $40 with...