Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Carl's Bar Reviews

• review

  2 days ago
  Average place for average night

  Thursdays have been my go-to day and it usually works out well. Theres a decent selection of ladies and it’s not too crowded to where you can’t get a seat. The place itself is just...
  Irish-Thunder-God
• review

  a month ago
  Carl’s and the Ravens

  A friend of mine said he had a good time when he was last at Carl’s. Problem is my friend loves the BBL girls. Curiosity got the best of me and I stopped in....
  Hellooo Nurse

  From Bali to Cali
• review

  2 months ago
  Back for More Disappointment

  Passing thru the area I made a conscious decision to stop at Carls for a drink. If the dancers there weren’t the best then so be it, at least I’d relax with a beer...
  Hellooo Nurse

  From Bali to Cali
• review

  3 months ago
  Revisiting an old friend

  I haven't been to Carl's for quite a while but stopped by one recent afternoon about 2 weeks ago. The layout is still the same with a couple pool tables by the restrooms. The good...
  Comments: 1

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  3 months ago

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  chiefwiggum
  Jerry87

  Illinois
• review

  4 months ago
  Quality faltering

  Decided to stop by late on a Friday night. Place is situated with the bar being to the right, bathrooms to left next to a couple pool tables in the middle. Dances take place...
  Comments: 1

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  4 months ago

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  Local Hick
  Jorge21
• review

  4 months ago
  A night at Carl’s

  Carl’s bar was a pleasant surprise. The girls range in “quality”, but the lap dances are relatively cheap, so your money goes a long way. It costs $20 for one song and they take...
  Baller93

  Illinois
• review

  4 months ago
  Rush Hour Detour

  I was in the area and needed a place to wait out rush hour traffic. Since I hadn’t been to Carl’s in a longtime I figured I’d make it the place. The parking lot...
  Hellooo Nurse

  From Bali to Cali
• review

  4 months ago
  Mediocre at its finest

  Went on a Saturday night recently. The place must have had 10 Hispanic/cuban ladies. I think only one of them actually spoke English. Lapdance were only 20 dollars a song but they were off...
  Chi12345
• review

  5 months ago
  If You Like Big Butts

  I visited around 4:00 on a Thursday, so blue collar workers were coming in for a cerveza. The strip mall lot is small and tight, but I was able to park on the street...
  Trenchcoat

  Texas
• review

  6 months ago
  Not worth the trip

  Carl's Bar appears to be a typical establishment of its kind. Upon entering, there is a bouncer who checks identification. Parking is complimentary and conveniently located near the entrance. During my visit, I was...
  Yattt333
• review

  6 months ago
  Carl Furillo was actually an elevator mechanic in the WTC after his Dodger days

  Stone Park, IL. Right by Scores/Gold just down the street from those. Sunday night before memorial day. Plenty of parking in the lot, this club is in a strip mall. Area seems fine to...
  Comments: 3

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  6 months ago

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  Muddy
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  9 months ago
  Dive bar with cubinitas | Burning benjis

  Decent parking as all the other connected businesses were closed. 10$ Cover. When you walk in you immediately assume it’s not a strip club. But once you get past security you can see all the...
  Comments: 2

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  9 months ago

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  Chastitychi
  Grjax
• review

  a year ago
  Mid Summers Afternoon Trip Meant to Be a Delight.

  Review from a few months back. I happened to be in the area and my last visits were many right after I stopped in the day before Turkey Day where they pulled out...
  YahooSerious

  Illinois
• review

  a year ago
  Its back

  I visited here after a long gap and was pleasantly surprised how things have picked up. It used to be dead during Covid and even shortly after, at least during early evening times that...
  kman

  dealfinder
• review

  a year ago
  Good way to RELEASE & RELAX

  Went on Sunday night during memorial weekend. Got there around 9pm, looked kinda slow, me and a buddy got seats at bar pretty easily. Drinks are cheap. Probably 10 plus girls working, some hot...
  BFizzle
• review

  2 years ago
  Best Deep Grind Lap Dance

  Just stopped in to check out the place. Google list the club as “adult entertainment” which meant nothing to me. Pulled up at the bar, bought a beer - low cost $3, all cash....
  JustAGuy42
• review

  2 years ago
  chill option in Stone Park, 30 minutes from Chicago

  I stopped into the Gold Room earlier in the evening and it was dead so went over to Carl's for a bit to wait for Gold Room to pick up. Three area clubs have...
  captainfun

  new city, new club
• review

  2 years ago
  Never disappoints

  Was working in the area and got off early so I decided to checkout Carl’ around 2:30 on a Friday. No cover and nobody working the door. Didn’t think there’d be anybody inside, but...
  Opiecunningham246
• review

  2 years ago
  Now like stepping into the twilight zone

  This review is of a visit two days prior to Black Friday. It's two PM (not AM as in the song), and in the area - my several trips to here have just been...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

  by

  Alfredo_Darke
  YahooSerious

  Illinois
• review

  2 years ago
  More like a neighborhood pub.

  Stopped by to test it out. Extremely dark inside and I worry why! Lol. The bar was int busy and there were about 6 girls there. I won’t say working as half of...
  stud5555
• review

  2 years ago
  Ok for a dive bar, not a typical strip club.

  Happened to be in the area for the first time in a while so decided to stop in. Being the middle of the week I wasn't expecting much but the bar was clean. There...
  Msaloz12

  Nevada
• review

  2 years ago
  Great lap dance, dubious atmosphere share insights if you have any

  Found out about Carl’s while googling strip clubs in the Chicago area. Recently moved here from another state and we didn’t have places like Carls, Bobby’s or Allstars there. Anyway, popped into Carl’s around...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

  by

  Chastitychi
  Opiecunningham246
• review

  2 years ago
  Still good for the occasional trip

  No many choices left in area so this is my bar of choice. Overall it’s nothing above average, and some days are still hit or miss. I prefer the weekdays as weekends (Fri/Sat) can...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  YahooSerious
  Irish-Thunder-God
• review

  2 years ago
  Crowded friday night

  First timer at Carl's, based on previous descriptions I really like this type of place (low-pressure, neighborhood bar feel). Parking lot was full as it's tiny and part of a strip mall, ended up...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  ehhhh
  ehhhh

  Wisconsin
• review

  3 years ago
  Got my nut

  I guess this is the only Melrose/Stone Park "bikini" bar that is still open and has dancers. Certainly not my favorite because they are super strict and have stupid rules like no hats after...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

  by

  Jerry87
  BigMike78