Carl's Bar Reviews

This place isn't really as bad as some people have said. Cover for a Saturday night was only $5.00 per person. Inside the bar is VERY spacious...more like a club than a bar. There's a set of metal stairs that takes you to the second level where all the dances...

One of the "default" places to go near the city or north side. Why? No particular reason and since the talent pool can vary widely it really depends on the night. The bartenders are great since the owner and her daughter are directly involved, and they treat...

I want to a couple of my spots last night and I usually like to write about my favorite experience. I surprised that it was at Carl's were I usually go to wrap up the night. I started at Club O early and, I took a bartending course, my drink...

I stopped by on a Sunday night to watch a football game. This is not an ordinary strip club. It is bar with girls walking around. It can be tough sometimes to get a dance as the girls often hang out with regulars. I suggest getting a drink and sitting...

After reading all the previous reviews i was pretty unsure on whether i was going to go there or scores. well i took a trip around the place and saw the lot was full. I decided why not go in. as I walked in the door there was no cover...

I went to Carls on Saturday night right after the boxing match was over on payperview. We parked on ththe street because the lot was full.
There was a $5.00 dollar cover which was ok. The drinks were reasonably priced. I was alittle happy from the Boxing match that...

My background: Up until one year ago I led a very clean life and didn't step foot into any kind of gentlemen's club until I was in my early 30s. I rarely drank and never smoked. Recently, however, I have snapped. I've totally lost my mind. ...

I have gotten some take out FS at playpen one night, I basically told her that I needed to save some money for some ass that night and she pretty much said I can spend that on her

For the same results, I told her I didn't have a whole...

I suppose if there was a rating system for lingerie bars this one would rate rather high. The newish facility is nice in a sports bar kinda way. Staff, security, lighting, bar are all good. The new Carl's is clearly in a class all by itself among the O'hare lingerie...

Visited with a friend on a Friday evening for the first time. It was a very interesting place and didn't realize the format initially. The charges to get in was $5. The drinks were very reasonable and lots of specials. Ladies were rather few and a good mix...

This place is hard to recommend. The facility is nice, recently redone, and the girls are pretty for the most part, but they don't circulate enough. You can sit here with your drink for a long time before they come over to ask you if you want a...

Myself and two other friends visited here after a co-worker told him about it. Carl's is placed in a small strip mall area with little parking. We had to park on the street. To get into the club it's just $5 but must be 21/ over to entry. For the...

Went to Carl's for the first time last night and had a good time. As usual the range of women varied from very hot to just plain fat. I had a great dance for $10 with a petite latina who took me upstairs and waited for the next song to...

The new Carl's is pretty nice as far as stone park clubs go. The dancers range from really bad, to good no one is stellar. You can get a nice back rub as well as dances. The dances really are not private at all, there are tables...

I’ve been visiting Carl’s on and off for a few years now. For the most part, my experiences have been rather consistent. Sunday through Wednesday, the club is typically slow with anywhere from 1 to 5 dancers available. The talent tends to increase in both quality and...

Not truly a strip club, more of a bikini lap dance club. No privacy in the dances, just chairs along the wall in plain view. No stage dances, pressure seemed low, and just a relaxed bar with girl to get lap dances from.

Bar service and prices were decent....

I had not been to Carl’s in a long time and did not realized it had moved (I think across the street). It was a little difficult to find, it is huge, but with the tinted windows and the large sign (that does not have lights) it looked like...

This is a nicely upgraded club with around 5 dancers each shift. They wear pantyhose and grind for half a song or so. It was kind of hard to get them to pay attention to giving dances because they seemed to spend most of their time socializing with...

I am giving Carl's a good review as it has been a favorite of mine's for a couple of years now (ever since I've signed on for the Oscar Madison/Charlie Sheen lifestyle) granted it a stocking club in an ever growing world of nude dancing or anything goes contact clubs...

I'm actually sitting at Carls as I write this review. It's pretty bad in here. Only two girls working and about 20 guys in here. I haven't even been approached once for a dance by either of the girls. One of them is about a 3 and the other is...

I saw several new faces on a recent Wednesday afternoon visit, and I was pleasantly surprised by the noticeable upgrade in quality. There were still some of the usual suspects, and there were still a few dogs walking around, but by and large it seemed like they kept the good...

Great local sports bar here. I always enjoy the place but it's not a high end strip joint either. Picture a nice neighborhood bar with bikini dances in th back. Dances are pretty much 20 but a few girls will negotiate deals on mulitple dances. Always good grindage and maybe...

Went to Carls on Sat. I sat at the bar for about 1/2 hr. Before anyone approached me. I must say I don't like approaching the dancers because they want a dance immediately, where if they come up I can expect a little conversation first. It just feels like not...

I have reviewed Carl's before, and the review wasn't positive, but I go in whenever I am in town. I went there about 11PM and there were about 8-10 dancers. There is no stage, the dancers are only VIP. I was there for more than 45 min. before one of...

I stopped by Carl's during on a Tuesday late afternoon. Hadn't been here in quite some time. It is basically a local bar in a strip mall that has girls in bikinis providing lap dances. The girls are typically in the 4-7 range, most are fairly attractive...