Went with my girlfriend, won't be back, dancers were aloof and cold

Went to Carl's with my strip club loving girlfriend on a Wednesday.

We went because we looked at the "bottom 40" list of clubs, and found one of them in our back yard. We felt we had to see how bad it was for ourselves. As a one-off on a Wednesday, it was an acceptable evening, but expensive for what it was. We won't return.

Carl's is found in a strip mall, and from the outside it looks like any bar. It isn't terribly obvious from the outside that stripping