Pandora's Adult Cabaret

I went back to Pandora's recently to check out the night shift. There must have been at least 30 dancers that night including many new faces, the downside of which is that dependable veterans are moving on. While…

I have been to this place several times. The cover is $10. $5 for a small non-alcohol drink. It was hard to find a parking during a busy Saturday night. There are two stages and the…

This review is based on two recent afternoon visits -- Tues and Thurs. Hadn't visited for 3-4 months and immediately noted a lot of new faces and, on both days, more dancers than I remember from the past. …

Well, this was possibly my last visit to Pandora's for a while. Too many negatives, and not enough positives left. If you know better times or tips or names for an old hound dog like me, well... please…

Had been a long time since I visited a club and wanted to check out Pandoras. The appearance of the club was typical Seattle club....nothing fancy, somewhat dimly lit. Two stages with maybe 30 customers and 12 or so…

Visited on a Friday & Saturday night and it was packed to the seams. There's a wide variety of girls at the club (at least 15 of them). The club itself is fairly standard in Seattle: Chairs spread…

Hit Pandora's late, a lil faded and a lil thirsty. Got seated and a $5 drink. I always give $10 to get in, $5 for the drink, and $5 to waitress for the shit she has to deal with all…

Thought I would swing by Pandoras to see if I could get into any trouble. I was hoping one of my favorites would be there, like Dillon or Jenna or maybe Desi. No luck today. Nobody was striking my fancy,…

Visited on a Saturday from 6-9 pm... not a whole lot of action as there were like 10-15 dancers and more were arriving when I left so I expect a lot of the dancers are late arrivers. Watched several…

For me, Pandora is probably the best club in Seattle. On the night I visited, 10 to 15 girls were working, and they ranged from a 6 to an 8, mostly in the 7 range. I was a bit turned…

I've been coming to Pandora off and on for last year +. First several months I was more and more pleased on each occasion with variety of girls, friendliness, lack of pushiness and mileage.

However last few times I've been…

Came here a previous Saturday to escape the heatwave we've been having. Many of the usual faces from before, and a couple newer ones. A tall athletic brunette named A***r approached me but I couldn't gauge how her…

I have been a regular to this place. But I have never been here on a Saturday afternoon. Today I have a couple of hours to spend so I decided to come here and check the lineup. Typical process at…

Came in on a late Friday evening/night. I got a text from a dancer who was working and decided I had nothing else better to do, so in I went, and my goodness am I glad I did. …

Stopped by the club on a buzz through the Puget Sound as I headed back to Portland. Few regulars where there doing their thing but they didn't do much for me. No one that I was hoping to find was…

Went back to the club on a Thursday night around 9, place was packed! It was great to see how busy it was because that meant there would be tons of girls, I was right. There were more attractive girls…

Took a buddy of mines there on a weekday night. Introduced him to all the girls I knew. He turned down a few and got some dances from other ladies too. He only got one dance from Dezi, not a…

I frequent the club rarely, but enough times to be recognized over the years to be recognized and to have found some of my favorite dancers. This is one of the few non de ja vu owned clubs which makes…

I last visited Pandora a while ago. It hasn't changed. Enter and pay the cover, which gets you a soda. Dark club, but not as dark as Sands. Two stages, usually both have dancers. Dancers…

I'm kind of a regular here, basically this is the go-to club for those of us who like big b ( ) ( ) bs. Setting that aside it has the some pro's:

- No dancer drink hustling.
- Many…

This is the first visit to Pandaro and I was there on a Tuesday evening during waitress contest. To my surprise there was at least 20 girls working that evening and the place was pretty full but not packed.…

No real changes to report from previous visits. Haven't seen the old lady manager from Honeys around lately but don't know if that is due to the nights of the week or not (weekday evenings as opposed to…

Maybe its just the luck of the draw but I feel like I've run into more cautious dancers at Pandos on my last few visits. Still no problem finding the type of dances I like, but there was a time…

So I have been to this club many times.
It is a $10 cover charge. Either $5 for a schooner of soda or $10 for a refillable pint glass soda.
Idk about you guys, but I am not their for…

I frequent this club from time to time as I work in the vicinity. This club is located just outside of downtown Seattle and is WELL WORTH the short taxi ride if your in town visiting. I stopped in last…

The stars and the moon must have aligned Friday night as Pandoras had pulled out all the stops. The club was packed with close to 30 to 35 dancers, and most of these were very attractive. As I settled…

I am a regular at Pandoras. I went Sunday, June 14th. There were about 15 girls working. I sat back and watched the show for a few hours. A few girls came up to me and I wanted to watch…

Stopped by late Monday last week. Lightly staffed on this night. Around ten dancers. Quality was very average. Names that I remember: Kennedy, Ruby, Monica, Carmen, Angel. Would have loved to have gotten a…

Had another chance to stop by on amateur waitress night again and as usual it was pretty crowded. Watched the first round of contestants then I felt a tap on my shoulder and it was sunshine, a beautiful perfect figure…

I was a regular visitor to the old Rick's club before its' unfortunate closure. Unfortunately, Pandora is the only club that is closest to what the old Rick's had to offer. These places can become somewhat addictive and…

Had an hour to kill recently so stopped in at Pandora's mid afternoon to see what might be happening. As noted in other reviews, there seemed to be a good number of new faces. Perhaps more notable, some of the…

If you're in North Seattle, your choices are Pandoras or the two Deja Vu clubs. I've never had a bad time at Pandoras. More friendly dancers at all times of the day and you don't get the "buy a girl…

Lots of new faces there lately, the place has a lot of dancers with a tendency for the teen-like looking ones although they make up with some nice busty ones -and definitely not enough ethnic ones-. The physical aspect of…

First time visiting on a Thursday night. They have a "waitress" contest on Thursdays which seem to pack the club though I don't know why. The really hot waitresses don't seem to participate and some of the contestants…

I had spent the day in Seattle, smoking weed, eating pizza, and drinking beer. I had a good idea. I decided to go over the top of the lake to get back to the east side. This way I could…

Quick precis: Club was decent, dancers ranged from okay to cute, though no OMGs. Mileage was good. Now the details:

By way of introduction, this was my second visit to Pandora's. My first visit was almost a year ago, and things…

Been to Pandora's a few times in the evening/night and enjoyed the mix of girls and some of my old favorites from Deja vu Tacoma. For this visit I needed to kill some time before the Mayweather/Pacquiao so decided…

Its been good shifts the last couple times I visited Pandoras, not sure if its indicative of a trend or I've just had random good luck. Midweek, midafternoons there have been plenty of girls on the floor and always at…

Came into the club not expecting much after my last visit but was pleasantly surprised how many new dancers were in and i barely recognized most of them. It is always great to see new faces. I got my drink,…

Stopped by this best weekend, after a dissapointing visit to some Seattle bars. My friend Evan and i decided to finish the night here. I noticed a few new dancers after we settled down. After staying for about a…

I actually had a pretty good visit today dropping by randomly. I normally plan my trips, but I ended up unexpectedly in the area for work and had two hours to kill, from 3 to 5. I paid $20 for…

Stopped by P's to check out the latest afternoon talent as I have not been here for a while. Many of the same girls and there and I saw a couple new ones I've never seen before. Here is the…

Decided to drop in on a weekday visit hoping to see a few familiar faces on a Monday. To my disappointment there were only three dancers on shift. B***A and A***L were two that I recognized but never…

My go to clubs are the showgirl/deja vu clubs. For me, that is where the bar is. In terms of cleanliness, this is where Pandora's needs the most help. I wash my hands especially at clubs (C'mon, I have had…

After a disappointing visit to Kitten's I decided to get something good. Headed out to Pandora's. Arrived shortly after 1 am, place was still jumping pretty good. Plenty of dancers on shift, out giving dances, keeping busy. While the overall…

I went in early on a saturday night, suprisingly it was starting to get busy, and the new shift just seemed to be coming on. There were a few of the regulars but I did see 5-6 newbies that…

Went in on waitress contest night and there were only 4 competing for the $100 prize. Luckily there were over 20 strippers alps working that night. The usual daily girls were there but then I noticed a new girl on…

Other reviewers complain about the silicone, but the swing shift had several natural girls. Also, some of the girls were very nice looking and a couple of younger ones. Can't comment on mileage, but they are easy on…

After being out of town for awhile, I thought I would stop on in and see what was taking place on a Thursday night. I was looking for a few of my favorite girls, but they were not in,…

Amazon women (not) in the mood.
This title is a ref to a Futurama episode, in case you wonder.
The club is the same, but this night was much different from others. Possibly I picked the wrong day of the week and…

This review is based on an experience which a fellow club reviewer thought was worth sharing.

Got in there on a pretty quiet afternoon. An older dancer who I've known for several years and through a few clubs made her…

Was in on a Thursday sometime in the 1:00 hr and stayed long enough to see some of the dancers with 2:00 shifts. This was as good a dayshift selection as Ive ever seen here- maybe late in the month…

This is my go to club.
Entry fee is $10 & either a small soda for $5 or a free refill soda for $10 .

There were some regular dayshift gals.
Fun can still be had with the right gals. There…

This is one of the best club in Seattle. The cover is $10. The small drink is $5. Refillable large drink is $10. The parking lot is private but it is filled up pretty quickly. …

Not a review of a specific visit, more a general review of visits made in the past few months. Pandoras has some very attractive dancers if you like fit girl next door types. Most have natural perky breasts…

I never visit clubs on the weekend, but this time my window of opportunity was such that I found myself out there on a Friday night.
The parking lot was entirely full, and there was some event at the tavern next…

I was finally able to make it in on waitress dancing contest Thursday evening. I arrived about an hour before the first round of waitresses to be on stage. It was lots of Fun and I imagined quite nerve wracking…

Before attending this club I did not however hear the best about it but I felt like I should check it out myself. Before I went I had heard some of the girls would use drugs in the bathroom. I…

In Seattle and decided to check this place out. Arrived on a weeknight evening, don't remember what day. Just a short drive north of the city. Parking lot was almost full but managed to find the one…

This is my favorite Seattle club. I have a consistent time here, but I come for the most part at the same time each time.
I marked 5 dancers but I think there may be 6 or 7. It…

Came in about 10:30 about two weeks ago. I have noticed a sharp decline in dancer quality lately. Several new dancers Chase a 5"6 brunette i ended up getting one dance and being bored to death. Some of the other…

I hate to be a parrot, but I agree with the others who note the inconsistency of the experience here. First I'll note the basics: with no traffic the club is about 15 mins north of downtown Seattle. …

I am a fairly frequent visitor to Pandoras. It is probably the best all around club in the city, but it is not really the best in any one thing. The Deja Vu clubs are the nicest looking inside, especially…

I'm still trying to get a handle on the Pandora thing. It's consistently inconsistent, at least on early-in-the-day visits. On some visits it rivals the level of fun I used to have at Rick's and Honey's - and sometimes…

I completely agree with the previous review by lux where he says this club is so inconsistent. I too go during the day I went in earlier in the week and it was terrible, I ended up going to…

Stopped by last night. Lots of new faces. Not much variety. Most were white. No Asians. Two black girls. I got dances from two girls I had not seen before. Both told me…

Still the top club in town for the kind of personal attention your probably looking for if you frequent a strip club reviews site. Another such site had a post this week about Pandos staff "recently cleaning house", getting rid…

Swung by Pandora's on a late Wednesday afternoon (~4ish) having not been here in a few weeks. Pretty much the same as always: several dancers who really should hang up their stilettos, a couple who are reasonably cute, and…

Well...
The club itself is slowly but surely falling apart and collapsing in on itself. It appears that the ownership group is content to sit back and count their money instead of spending it on maintenance and updates. The…

The girls were much hotter than the last time I visited, which was probably a year ago. Those of you who do not like enhanced breasts will not think of them as hot at all. I do believe that every…

Long time listener, first time caller. Been clubbing for a while but not as much as during the Talents West days. Not impossible, but harder to find the higher mileage dancers that are fit and attractive. Made…

I have made Pandora's my default strip club for Seattle. I don't like the 'corporate' strip club scene that now dominates the city, and the only other non-corporate club that I would consider visiting is the Sands. Unfortunately…

Visited Seattle to run some errands and decided to give Pandora's a try after reading the outstanding reviews.
Saturday around 1pm with around 7 girls on hand. Had the pleasure of visiting with a couple of beautiful latino's - Vanessa…

My first time in Seattle and decided to check out a few clubs. Pandora is a juice bar with no alcohal available. The first thing that I noticed was how young the dancers were. …

Took a trip here on a Sunday after being away for a few months. saw April, Janaka, Nova, Ivy, and a few others that were probably new, but didn't spark my interest. Also was pleasantly surprised to see…

Went back to Pandora's after a few month break. Same club, differrent day. I was looking for a particular girl, but she wasn't dancing. One woman I have seen here serveral times in previous vistits stopped by…

Came back to pandora after a bit of a hiatus. Same standard layout and cover - 10 dollar cover, 5 dollar drink. Hostess really cute and attractive - not sure if available for dances but should look into it. There…

Been a long time strip club goer in Seattle. Noted the downfall of Ricks and other clubs in recent times and clubs taken over by the chain. However had a hiatus for last 3 years. Recently, Pandora's has been getting…

So I was in town for business and decided, based on reviews, this would be the club to visit. I like to try them in the town I am in until I find one I like and…

This club seems to be making improvements to become the best club in the state. Improvements being better quality girls because the club itself inside is pretty much a shithole. Many attractive dancers are now working here and…

I was disappointed after leaving one of the Vu clubs further up the road to head here hoping for a great time. I found the dancers' looks had noticeably depreciated since my last visit and I was looking at more…

I found my self in here on a Sunday evening. There was about 7 gals on staff. They were all over the hill, old with fake tits, or just to damn skinny. There was maybe one younger (less than 40)…

Had some time to kill before i headed into work, so i stopped to see how day shift is. Upon the first ten minutes i saw some regulars like Diamond, Monse not really my type. I was approached by a…

Traffic was fuster clucked on Lake City Way late last week, so with Pandora's in sight, I ducked into the parked lot and slipped thru the door to wait out the traffic jam.

It had been awhile since I'd stopped by…

I can't remember the last time I went to a strip club on a Sunday. Maybe never? BUT, I needed some TLC after the Seahawks managed to turn a repeat Super Bowl win into an inexplicable loss. …

It's been a while since I've written a review, but I have been going to the club regularly every 2-3 weeks over the last few months. I'd been holding off on a review, because some of the best dancers…

I went for the first time tonight. After call bing another in that I've been to a few times and hearing there were only 3 girls on shift at 4:30pm I figured it was a good option to try something…

This is actually a sum of three Thursday afternoon visits over the past two months.

There were always at least 6 or 7 dancers in rotation. By 1 or 1:30 there could be as many as 10 or 12 (I…

Went in on a weekday evening and ran into a cute tiny girl with long blonde hair down to her butt. We chatted it up for a bit and she turns out to be a bikini barista during her off…

It has been quite a while since I have visited this club, and was pleasantly surprised. About mid afternoon,
must have been 10 dancers in rotation, all fairly attractive, on only one covered in tats (I do not like tats)…

My most recent visit to Pandora's was on a Monday just before midnight. About 15 girls working, mostly ones I've seen before. None of my favorites were there but there were 2 girls on my to do list, both…

Pandora's has become the best club in Seattle. The waitresses are friendly & good looking. There are two stages that you can get a good look at from most seats. The cover is 10$ and…

Went on a Sunday night around 11. Surprisingly busy; couple dozen guys, at least a dozen dancers. Bought the "one large bottle of water and don't bother me again" drink and went to watch for a while. Girls ranged from…

Got the Christmas shopping done early and decided to take a break (ya, the review is a little old). Was at Northgate and figured that was pretty close so I stopped in.
Club seemed pretty slow, around early afternoon on…

I was up in Seattle for a few days prior to the Sea vs GB game so took advantage and visited Pandora's. Slow start with about 5-8 dancers and 3 patrons. Several dancers stopped by my table right away…

I've been to this club twice. A gal I previously saw at Centerfolds drew me over with her when she moved when Centerfolds split their club. It's a medium size club. Dancers typically around a 7-8. The "private"…

Taking advantage of my work from home scheme once again, I ventured across I-5 to Pandora’s around noon on a Tuesday. This was my 2nd visit over all.

The space: two stages, clean, orderly bathrooms; with newish if inexpensive…

Lot was as full of cars as I ever see it, but I don't go at night. I'm sure it get's busier then. Inside the dancer pool was kind of disappointing considering how many there were. Probably about 12 strippers…

First time on a late afternoon to this club.
There were very few dancers, and very few patrons -- maybe I caught a time in between shifts? Also, it was a couple of weeks before Christmas, so possibly a slow time.
Anyhow,…

I was in on a saturday night around 8pm. There were 7-8 dancers present but probably another 8 came in during the hour and a half I was there. The quality varied with 3 girls who I would…