Dive-y, but nonetheless charming

The place is small and even a little dingy. But the women are aces. I would say a good half of them met my expectations for conventional beauty. The other half I found attractive in various degrees of eccentricity. I sat at the stage and tipped a couple of bucks per stage dance. I was approached by multiple women for a lap dance, and they were pleasant enough when I politely declined. I waited for the perfect dancer -- an on-the-verge-of-becoming-MILF type who gave me the lapdance of my life for 30 bucks. I plan to be back. I really didn't pay attention to anything other than the women. An independently-owned joint that's as classy as you can get for a strip dive! It's no Portland but it'll do between trips.