Watch out for ROB Mercedes

A couple of weeks ago I was in on a weekday to check things out but an unfortunate incident happened.

I discovered that a new ROB has emerged. For those newer to the board a ROB is a rip off b***h. It was someone who I never thought would have done this and that dancer is the old timer Mercedes. The little blonde milf with enhanced double DDs decided to sneak into my wallet during a dance and swipe some money. My wallet was in my warmup jacket pocket and was visible so it could be taken out fairly easily but when it get's taken out it is harder to put back in the pocket and I noticed a problem right away when my wallet was behind me on the bench instead of my pocket but at the time I was thinking it fell out. When I was counting money so I could pay Mercedes I noticed about half was gone. I immediately knew there was a thief sitting right next to me. I told her that since she already had the money I guess I didn't need to pay her. The amount she took was just about the amount I owed her anyways so why do this? I scolded her like a father telling off a little child. It felt weird as she is probably pushing 40. She played the game of "you don't think I did it do you?". Uh... yes. Money doesn't just walk away in the middle of some dances. I didn't have any other dances on this trip and prior to Mercedes the other dancers that approached me were no more than a couple of seconds of chat so it would've been impossible for any other dancer to get in my wallet, take the money and put the wallet back. She even said we could look at the security cameras to prove her innocence knowing full well they don't have cams back there. Mercedes then rushed off to the desk and then to the main stage as she was next up. In this whole scenario the biggest admission of guilt was that she never asked for money to pay for the dances. She knew I was going to go ballistic on her if she did. I didn't expect this from a supposedly more mature and seemingly intelligent girl like Mercedes who I've known for a while and who I've always had a great time with. I'm not sure why she pulled this stunt now after all these times but I guess she was desperate for cash. She did mention winning $13Gs in Vegas and then proceeding to losing $18G's locally at the roulette table before we started our dances so maybe that was it but that is no excuse. You can't pull that sh*t on me. I know what I have in my wallet before I have a dance from a girl so if anything is missing I'm going to know. This isn't a Vegas club where guys are sloppy drunk when they come in where they can get away with it. She is slick too because she didn't take it all. She took about half of the cash in the middle of my wallet to make it less noticeable. Make no mistake - Mercedes is a pro ROB right down to her lying/acting. It was pro and she is a pro. She has done this before, maybe not a lot, but she has done this before. Her mistake was she ran into another pro. :)

For those that can recall, I reported on this board several years ago about another dancer named Dylan/Dillon who was a newer/younger dancer that I caught having stolen money out of my wallet several years ago. Dylan quit dancing in this area shortly after as far as I know. I know I should be more careful with my wallet but I thought I knew someone well enough where this wouldn't happen. But, I do know that if cash is involved there will always be that chance where a stripper will be too tempted. So guys, the lesson learned here again is keep your wallet out of site/access from the dancer and count your cash before having a dance with each girl. If there is a chance there is access to the wallet the simple act of counting what you have will save you.