The Penthouse Club - New Orleans Reviews

Main floor had two poles, a main and a secondary. There were ~10 clumps of tables&chairs around the main pole, with a rope set back ~2 feet from the stage to keep people from getting too close. (covid, of course) Music was loud but not to the point that you...

This is a review for those of y'all who want to know what the COVID restrictions are doing to the strip clubs in New Orleans. The strip clubs opened back up after the city's Mardi Gras shutdown was over. I went to Penthouse about 9 on a Friday night. It...

With the knowledge that the Bourbon Street club scene is not what it once was (and that Bourbon Street is a tourist trap in general) I set out to see some naked women. Penthouse seemed to that he best reviews of the clubs around the French Quarter and I started...

Went in on a Monday night around 10/11 after winning a good bit at Harrah’s. Club was pretty empty, maybe 10 customers. Plenty of girls sitting around chatting.

Ordered a jack and coke at the bar ($12.50) and was approached by a cute girl. Talked for a bit/got another drink...

This is a very luxurious club, and the women are incredible. The best way to describe them is that they all had "wedding hair"... They were all dressed their best and looked like they stepped out of a magazine.

The club is super clean, well maintained, and has...

Looking for a fit, tall, blonde beautiful, late-20s girl? Who will lap dance her way into your...(urh uhm)..’heart’? Look no further than the Penthouse, and ask for Christine.

I was down in ‘The Big Easy’ a few weeks ago for a trade show. Got in early, and knew...

Came here around 9pm on the night of a Twenty One Pilots concert. Not too busy, saw about 30 customers about maybe 15 dancers working. The club was clean and sets itself apart from the other joints on Bourbon in that regard. The staff was respectful and professional. Chairs were...

Came in on a Sunday night. Right off Bourbon street in an obviously very busy area. Do not bring a car or park it far away, it will be impossible to park. Place opened at 6, I came in around 745ish when it was still $1 cover. I think it...

The club is excellent, best hands down in the FQ. Best layout, best decor, best girls, no question. Problem is that many of the girls, 3 in particular are scam artists and will bleed you dry while making you feel like an utter idiot. ...

The club has a very nice layout with multiple stages and MANY dancers. The seat were comfortable and plenty, and there was table services. Only thing I didn't like was the fact that they didn't have a smoking patio, so you had to go outside if you want to smoke.

Now...

Visited this club with a friend. It is in the French Quarter and fairly easy to get to. 12 dollar cover to enter. Beer's were reasonably priced for a strip club , around $ 4 to $5 each. There was a beer special when I first arrived. The inside is...

This club is hands down the best upscale club in New Orleans. But it is expensive. Dances are $20 on the floor, $40 (maybe 3 for $100) upstairs in the "dance area". VIP rooms are sold by the half hour ($275) and hour ($575) generally (this includes the...

Last Thursday I stopped for a visit to the only consistent club in NOLA. You will always get diverse group of good locking girls, a good grind, and no real extras. There were about 10 PL's there at 8 pm, and about twice as many spinners. ...

Took my boy to his first strip club. I’ve been in a couple other clubs up & down Bourbon with my wife and I was unimpressed.

After reading reviews here we chose (wisely). We found the girls very attractive. They would come by sit on your lap and flirt.

Laos...

Was in NOLA for the weekend before Fat Tuesday which I learned is about the most crowded that city ever is. What a collection of people from all walks of life in all forms of attire or lack thereof. Holy shit, I saw so many females of all ages flashing...

A buddy and I were looking to find a good club to go to for after enjoying the regular Bourbon street shenanigans. We'd already explored two or three strip clubs the previous night but nothing made it seem like what we'd heard of New Orleans. So we decided to check...

I got there around 7:00 pm only to find that they open at 6:00 pm. I’m used to a more robust afternoon and early evening action. I will say that they girls and the patrons started pouring in around 9:00 pm. I was Ubering, so I felt comfortable having a...

Shouldn't have spent as much money or as much time here, as I did, on a Tuesday in early-ish December. I had gone to my usual club (Visions, in New Orleans East) and on my way home I thought, what the heck, it's the holidays, let's see what's shaking at...

Got into town on Sunday afternoon. After checking out some music and food decided to try the clubs on Bourbon. First I went to Hustlers barely legal. I gave that a five across the board so I didn't stay long. Noticed the penthouse sign a couple of doors down a...

I was in New Orleans for a bachelor party, and the Penhouse Club is were the group decided to go. There was a long line to get in, maybe 10 minutes to get past security. There was a surprising large amount of women (patrons) inside. I don't...

Stopped by after the saints game. Arrived 1230am or so
Place was packed.
Cover was $10
Beer was $8 or so.

Hot girls on every stage. Place was full of Saints fans.
Probably not my best night to get an accurate gauge of the place.

Mostly white girls
7-9 range from what i...

I decided to check out Penthouse after leaving the less expensive clubs outside the city. I parked in a parking garage a couple of blacks away for 10-15$. Cover charge was $12. The ambience is very nice. There were 20-25 girls mostly in the 7-8 range. There were 2 or...

My wife and I were in New Orleans for a brief visit. I decided we'd go to the Penthouse Club, again, over the other local choices. This was AFTER we stopped in briefly at the nearby Hustler Club (majorly disappointing, despite some of the good reviews). But this is about...

I was on the fence on whether to go or not, but as I walk down bourbon street this super nice guy gave me a flier. It was one of those first drinks on us deal. I asked him a bunch of questions and he was really informative. No pressure...

This is where all the hot strippers in NOLA dance. Stopped into some of the other clubs and girls were rough around the edges in some and downright frightening in others. I arrived on a Friday around 11pm and it wasn’t packed yet. It was like a $10-11 cover. You...