Still the best in NoLA, but that's not saying much

Overall, it's a shame how much NoLA has gone downhill from how it used to be years ago (well before the pandemic). See my earlier NoLA Penthouse review from six years ago. The Penthouse still seems by far the best club in NoLA, but I think that's mostly from the other clubs getting worse, and the value of the Penthouse has gone down. I was in town for a few days and stopped by Penthouse on a couple of weeknights. The visits to the club were okay, with plenty of a good looking girls, but the value isn't that great, with upstairs lap dances costing $60, for just a basic topless dance (solid grinding, hands on boobs okay). One girl didn't allow motor boating, but a few others were fine with it. On another night, I tried checking out a few other clubs on Bourbon street first, but those were all awful (mostly dead with just a few dancers working) and I didn't stay long at those (even though cover was either free, or the bouncer let me peek in first), so I wound up at Penthouse again.

You don't need to believe me, check out the other clubs on the street first. If those bouncers want a cover, just ask to take a peek in first, to see how busy it is. If you don't want to waste your time, just go straight to Penthouse. But, if you don't want to waste your money, go to a different city.