Reviews

Was there on a Saturday a couple weeks ago. There were about 10 girls working. Sat and chatted at the bar with a voluptuous black girl and bought her a drink. Like…

I stop in every time I’m in town. I first visited decades ago and got to taste a dancer’s cooch in the private dance area, but that was forever ago and haven’t had quite that…

Went on a Thursday evening around 7 when I found myself in Astoria with nothing to do. Place was comfortable - bigger than I thought. I saw four girls working - all in the 6-7…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

I made visits to Annie's Saloon on back-to-back nights while staying in Astoria. I went at 20:30 on a Tuesday night and 19:30 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge. I parked on…

Stopped through while visiting Astoria. Went two nights in a row and had a good time each night, staying until closing. Small atmosphere establishment girls were down to earth. Cheap drinks and a small enough…

About once or twice a year I stop in to Annie’s. Nothing has changed since the sprucing up a few years ago. As you enter there are a couple of tables and chairs, and a…

Definitely a small town strip club. You realize you’re not in Portland but this place is still great. Friendly, genuine, girls. Lap dances are typically top off for $20 full nude $40 or 3 full…

Nothing has changed at Annie’s, and that’s good. Walk in, walk past the small room on the right with three booths for private dances, the pool table. Walk along the bar to its end and…

I have often passed through Astoria and saw a few clubs (Annie's and Desdemona among other's) that I wanted to check out not necessarily for dancers but simply because I have heard good things about…

So, I'll be honest. I had heard that the strip club wasn't any good period but I had several hours to kill before a concert that night in Astoria so I decided to go visit…

I haven't been here in a couple years and the ownership changed during that time. It went from good to a little better. It's not a fancy, private club. It's a bar where workers stop…

I must say I love Annie's for a couple reasons, mainly its the first club I ever visited. Girls there are super friendly and price wise its a nice place for the weekend to hit…

Well, Annie's Uppertown Tavern has been serving Astoria's strip joint jones for years and years. As the only game in town, I don't think they're too worried about what anybody thinks. I get out to…

Was in Astoria for the night and stopped in with the friend I was traveling with - saw an attractive dancer behind the bar while we ordered a drink. The place seemed moderately sketchy,…

It had been several years since I last stopped by Annies and nothing much has changed. A small stage and rack, friendly girls. One smoking hot young blonde was a fantastic dancer and very sexy,…

Having been to two larger clubs, both in Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon, I was prepared for a letdown and giving up clubs entirely after two poor experiences that probably could be chalked up to…

I visit Annie's about once a month as it is the only strip club for miles around out here at the end of the Earth on the coast. It is a friendly Oregon dive bar…

First, the setup: when you walk into Annie's you will see a pool table to the right of the door. Beyond the pool table to the right is a smaller room where private dances are…

This place is the only show in a small coastal town, but it is relaxed and the girls are friendly. This quiet small town club has modest ambitions but is well established and well known…

Annie's is open again after being closed for about 7 months. It was bought by a mother/daughter team from the previous owner, who went into foreclosure. Since then, the new…

Annies is the the only option in town when you come to Astoria. I have never been a fan, but when you want to take some guys out for beer and have a lil…

I visit family in this area a couple of times a year and I occasionally stop at Annie's. It's a small place with an intimate feel. The dancers can get very close and…

Anyone who can see's the outside of this place should know what to expect, Astoria is a tiny town BTW. It is not "upscale" or "classy" by any stretch of the imagination. That…

Stopped into this club just to see what was up - I wasn't really expecting much, so I wasn't disappointed. It's basically just a dive bar with some naked ladies around. There was one smoking…