sinclair's Review
I made visits to Annie's Saloon on back-to-back nights while staying in Astoria. I went at 20:30 on a Tuesday night and 19:30 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge. I parked on the side of US 30 as there didn't appear to be a parking lot for the strip club. Upon walking in, there is a pool table to the right and a bar on the left wall in the midsection of the room. Past the bar in the back is where the stage is located. The stage is at floor level behind a table style tip rail that is about a yard wide and wraps around two sides of the rectangular stage. The stage has a spinning pole and mirrors on the wall behind it.
Sincweisers in bottles were $4. There were a half dozen draft beers available. A pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon was $4. A pint of Widmer Brothers Here was $6. A Red Bull was $5. Jello shots were $5. There was a small kitchen with a limited food menu. Taquitos or a chimichanga were $10. Chicken noodle soup, chili, or clam chowder with jasmine rice were $8. The only staff member was a female bartender. There was no bouncer or DJ. Most of the clientele seemed to be Mexicans.
Each night I went, there were only two dancers working. On Wednesday, there was supposed to be a third dancer, but she didn’t show. Two of the four dancers I saw during my visits were bangable. You are not allowed to touch the dancers at the stage, so you just toss your dollars onto the stage or drop them on the dancer if she lays down on the tipping counter in front of you. All dancers got completely nude during their stage sets. Dancers pick out their own music on a computer, resulting in an eclectic soundtrack that ranged from folk music to $uicideboy$.
–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–
Jade: White, curly brown hair, brown eyes, B cups, very tall: 6’2” out of heels, tattoo on left forearm 5.
Misha: Filipina/white, black hair held back by headband, small B cups, big tattoo on front of left thigh, excellent pole work, 7.5.
Molly: White, long blonde hair, curvy, C cups, lion tattoo on back of right shoulder, 7.5.
Siren: White, blonde, chunky, C cups, hairy pussy with big external flaps, 5.
The private dance area is behind a curtain inside the front right wall beyond the pool table. There are three booths separated by dividers in the private dances area. The private dance area has its own sound system. Apparently, dancers can make up their own price for private dances and do not have to pay a cut of their private dance profits to the house. One dancer told me nude private dances were $50 for one song, $80 for two songs, and $100 for three songs. A second dancer quoted me $40 per song for topless private dances, $60 per song for nude private dances, and $100 for three songs nude. Customers are not permitted to touch the dancers, so I did not see much value to be had. There are just too many bohemian women in Oregon that will bounce on dick for free to bother paying these prices.
Annie’s Saloon is a decent place to drink beer and tip the stage show, but that is about it. Annie's Saloon epitomizes the phrase "dive bar with strippers". If you are stuck in Astoria, Annie’s Saloon is worth stopping into for a couple drinks or a couple stage sets, but I would not drive any significant distance just to come here.
