Won't be visiting again!

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

Place seemed like a bit of a time warp when I walked in - an older motif to be sure. Paid to park, paid to get in, paid for the beer....and then finally got to sit…

Lace

West Nyack, NY

Visited here on a Thursday evening around 8. Used to go to Stiletto, which is in the neighborhood - was all nude and had some good times there on Rt 59. Not sure why it…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, NY

Have not been to Smiles in years. Was there quite a bit when it first opened - back then it looked like it was someone's basement. Folding chairs, cement floors, tattered couches. But the girls…

Was there on a Saturday a couple weeks ago. There were about 10 girls working. Sat and chatted at the bar with a voluptuous black girl and bought her a drink. Like…

I stop in every time I’m in town. I first visited decades ago and got to taste a dancer’s cooch in the private dance area, but that was forever ago and haven’t had quite that…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

I made visits to Annie's Saloon on back-to-back nights while staying in Astoria. I went at 20:30 on a Tuesday night and 19:30 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge. I parked on…