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6 years ago
Great lunch spot
Had a chance to take a long much with a co worker and decide to have a decent well priced steak at the church! The price is right I spent less than $30 to...
Miguel52
Texas
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6 years ago
Back at St james
Went on a Thursday. Sometimes this night huts the sweet spot between a good number of girls but not being too crowded. This night, however, was pretty dead. Main stage was active, but sometimes...
JAYSON4646
Texas
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6 years ago
Not the greatest time
i was hoping for more from St James, was dissapointed. i was ready to spend some money on dances but really only saw one or two girls that i wanted to go to the...
briantrico
Texas
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6 years ago
Bunch of nuns working
No wonder why they call this place the church. All the dancers acted like a bunch of nuns. Even with the great dance setup, secluded rooms with a chair placed in the doorway,...
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Iceman77
Texas
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6 years ago
Play Ball!
I got an evening pass from the warden on Saturday night. The official excuse was that I was going to the Astro’s game. The Astro’s won on Saturday night in over time. So...
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Papi_Chulo
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
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6 years ago
Fine women, not always easy to get their attention
So here's the thing....It's what I feel about the club repeatedly. It's very hard to get a dancer's attention. I always feel like there are regulars who get all the attention of the dancers....
ScythF7B7
Texas
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6 years ago
Not a bad afternoon
I spent about three hours at the Church based on recommendations from TUSCL. Thanks to all who made suggestions. I paid my daytime cover and made my way through a metal detector. The girls are on...
TxVegas
Still looking for an ATF
review
6 years ago
Eveything changes over time
For years have been visiting this club when in town. Top notch facility. As far as a clean nice looking club, would put it up against any other club. Definitely...
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txgolfer
Florida
review
6 years ago
Serviceable Experience
I went with my buddy last Thursday night around 10:30 PM to St. James. It was our first time in a Houston Strip Club, and while the experience wasn't special to write home about,...
rando1249
Connecticut
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6 years ago
Another Airport stopover
I had another free night in Houston waiting for a morning flight, so I stopped in again. Dancers were the usual mix of 1-5 and a few 7+. Only a couple 9s. I did...
ed_lepps
South Carolina
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6 years ago
St. James
This club is a hit or miss. I've been there a few times with various experiences. I would suggest going on weekdays rather than on weekends because on Saturday nights the club...
abcabc
Texas
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6 years ago
Divine Inspiration & the Second Coming
St James (aka “The Church”) was once my “go to place” when the mood struck and my reason & good sense were trampled by urgent, hormone driven necessities. You know what I mean. We’ve...
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Electronman
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
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6 years ago
Seems like there is a batch of newer dancers at the church
Went to the church Saturday night for some "evening mass". Typical lot was full on the right side, so had to drive around back was there is normally extra parking. After paying...
Armystang
New York
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6 years ago
Very Good, but not Great....
This is my usual stop when working in Houston from out of town. Club is on an isolated stretch of Rankin Road with not much around it. Large parking lot with valet...
Redhotsteelz
Illinois
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7 years ago
Swing and a miss at the Church
On a recent road trip to Houston, I wanted to check out the legendary Church. Admittedly Sunday afternoon may not be the best time for maximum, but it was the time slot I had...
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crotchrocket
Oregon
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7 years ago
Keep Coming Back
I’ve written several reviews on this place and I felt the need to write another. I’m a regular here and have my favorite dancers so commenting on the dancers would be biased on my...
ryguy99
Texas
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7 years ago
Not Bad For Houston
It's been awhile since I last visited. I heard they got raided a few months ago. Most of the front parking lot is valet. If you don't get one of the few non valet...
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vmaxhp
Denver
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7 years ago
Take Me To Church
If your thing is beautiful women staring at their cellphones all night, then this is the place for you. It seems like most of the girls are at the bar playing on their phones...
rickrude10
Texas
review
7 years ago
An Uninspiring Visit To The Church
St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”) has long been one of my favorites in the Houston area. I still regard it as the club with the best looking ladies. Yesterday (Monday March 12) was disappointing....
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
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7 years ago
Quite An Experience ... Its Hit Or Miss
I was visiting "Th, Ae church" after a long time ... Since it was Rodeo season, there were quite a number of folks from out of town. Entered around 7 pm and is my...
richardspayan1
Stay safe everybody
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7 years ago
Friday Fun At The Church
I went to the church for a little relaxation. I got there right at 11 and I got the buffet which I thought was pretty decent for 7 bucks. B was first to dance...
jajake56
Texas
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7 years ago
Pretty Girls
Stopped in on a monday night as it was my only night in town. Paid cover and went through metal detector and entered club. Layout described well in previous reviews. Decent number...
jimmyblong
Illinois
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7 years ago
Decent But Nothing To Outstanding
I was in Houston for business for the first time ever. Thanks to members here I noted this was the cream of Houston or at least one of them. I visited the club on...
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7 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
seancarterjz
Michigan
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7 years ago
Visiting Houston
I was in Houston on business and was looking for a club to visit. From Massachusetts and had never ventured to a Texas strip club before. Based on reviews and recommendations here I was...
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Warrior15
jsully63
Smoke em if you got them
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7 years ago
By The Airport
Had time to kill due to a flight delay so decided to uber here. Its a big place, looks more like a restaurant/banquet business from the outside. They do have a full menu but...
karizma1
Illinois