The St. James Reviews

Like any sensible, God-fearing pervert, I frequent those dens of depravity euphemistically referred to as “gentlemen’s clubs” for the sole purpose of getting exquisitely close (and sometimes into) gorgeous young women who outwardly appear...

Had a chance to take a long much with a co worker and decide to have a decent well priced steak at the church! The price is right I spent less than $30 to...

Went on a Thursday. Sometimes this night huts the sweet spot between a good number of girls but not being too crowded. This night, however, was pretty dead. Main stage was active, but sometimes...

i was hoping for more from St James, was dissapointed. i was ready to spend some money on dances but really only saw one or two girls that i wanted to go to the...

No wonder why they call this place the church. All the dancers acted like a bunch of nuns. Even with the great dance setup, secluded rooms with a chair placed in the doorway,...

I got an evening pass from the warden on Saturday night. The official excuse was that I was going to the Astro’s game. The Astro’s won on Saturday night in over time. So...

So here's the thing....It's what I feel about the club repeatedly. It's very hard to get a dancer's attention. I always feel like there are regulars who get all the attention of the dancers....

I spent about three hours at the Church based on recommendations from TUSCL. Thanks to all who made suggestions. I paid my daytime cover and made my way through a metal detector. The girls are on...

For years have been visiting this club when in town. Top notch facility. As far as a clean nice looking club, would put it up against any other club. Definitely...

I went with my buddy last Thursday night around 10:30 PM to St. James. It was our first time in a Houston Strip Club, and while the experience wasn't special to write home about,...

I had another free night in Houston waiting for a morning flight, so I stopped in again. Dancers were the usual mix of 1-5 and a few 7+. Only a couple 9s. I did...

This club is a hit or miss. I've been there a few times with various experiences. I would suggest going on weekdays rather than on weekends because on Saturday nights the club...

St James (aka “The Church”) was once my “go to place” when the mood struck and my reason & good sense were trampled by urgent, hormone driven necessities. You know what I mean. We’ve...

Went to the church Saturday night for some "evening mass". Typical lot was full on the right side, so had to drive around back was there is normally extra parking. After paying...

This is my usual stop when working in Houston from out of town. Club is on an isolated stretch of Rankin Road with not much around it. Large parking lot with valet...

On a recent road trip to Houston, I wanted to check out the legendary Church. Admittedly Sunday afternoon may not be the best time for maximum, but it was the time slot I had...

I’ve written several reviews on this place and I felt the need to write another. I’m a regular here and have my favorite dancers so commenting on the dancers would be biased on my...

It's been awhile since I last visited. I heard they got raided a few months ago. Most of the front parking lot is valet. If you don't get one of the few non valet...

If your thing is beautiful women staring at their cellphones all night, then this is the place for you. It seems like most of the girls are at the bar playing on their phones...

St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”) has long been one of my favorites in the Houston area. I still regard it as the club with the best looking ladies. Yesterday (Monday March 12) was disappointing....

I was visiting "Th, Ae church" after a long time ... Since it was Rodeo season, there were quite a number of folks from out of town. Entered around 7 pm and is my...

I went to the church for a little relaxation. I got there right at 11 and I got the buffet which I thought was pretty decent for 7 bucks. B was first to dance...

Stopped in on a monday night as it was my only night in town. Paid cover and went through metal detector and entered club. Layout described well in previous reviews. Decent number...

I was in Houston for business for the first time ever. Thanks to members here I noted this was the cream of Houston or at least one of them. I visited the club on...

I was in Houston on business and was looking for a club to visit. From Massachusetts and had never ventured to a Texas strip club before. Based on reviews and recommendations here I was...