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Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

This use to be my favorite spot in Houston, but man...this place has fallen off. I'd say my last three visits have been subpar. You have the option to self park or valet your car.…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

I've been to Centerfolds a lot over the years. Some experiences were absolutely amazing, and others not so much. This last trip was one of the latter. Let's start from the beginning. It cost $5…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, TX

Let's start from the beginning. This place has a huge parking lot out back that's free to park in, but it's pretty dark back there. It's pretty safe, but they really should add some lights…

Woke up last week with a desperate desire to be desplooginated by a gorgeous young woman I’ve never even met. From force of habit, I made a beeline to the ATM and then drove to…

Stopped in around 7:30pm on a Tuesday, my first visit back since last year. I usually go Thursday or Friday, so I wasn't sure what to expect from a weeknight — turns out, not much. The…

dead — not a lot of energy on the floor and fewer girls working. That said, I still had a fun night at St. James. Nice upscale vibe, good stage shows when they happened, and…

I visited St. James on two consecutive rainy weekday evenings in April. Both dancers and patrons were fewer in numbers than typical of the Church, probably because of the rain. St. James is situated…