I went to this club after...

I went to this club after a golf outing. When I got there, I was a bit nervous,because I didn't really know what to expect. it was in a very small town, population 388. As a minority, I was even more reluctant to in, but heck, I was already here, so why not. Went in and was expecting to pay cover charge, but to my surprise, no one collected, so I went to sit at the bar. The bar was small and right in front of the stage. As I sat, the dancer on stage slid her bottom over to reveal her goodies, which surprised me. It was looking like a good decision to come in.

Order a beer and sat and watch for a few minutes. Then a dancer comes over to talk and we chatted away. But all the while, my eyes were on the girl on stage as each girl showed the goodies. After a few beers, I went to sit on stage. By this time, my anxiety of being a minority and nervousness was gone. As I sat and pulled out a dollar to tip, she leaned down and pulled her g string over, and I slid the bill right down the hatch. Awesome!

By this time, I also notice how much fun I was having. The other customers looked and sounded like they were having a blast. I thought, man if my friends were here, we would rule this place. As the night went on, I started asking the guy next to me about the dances. He was telling me how much fun it was without going into details, so he suggested I try. So I did. Took a voluptuous girl back for one dance. Let's just say I was hooked. Hands all over top and bottom and then some. I had so much fun, I did another.