If there was a picture in...

If there was a picture in the dictionary of a typical up-Nort small town titty bar, this is it. Kinda a hole-in-the-wall. Spartan inside and out. I get there every month or two and always have an interesting time. Bartenders are usually very appreciative, like they've never been tipped before. Dancers are friendly to VERY friendly. Most really know how to 'sell' a lap dance. I've had more than one hand down my pants checking out the goods. The girls are quite varied with one or two hotties, several average or below and a midget thrown in for good measure. Lap dances are usually quite high milage. Drink prices are reasonable and the owner is a pretty good guy. Always comps me when I come by as if I'm his best customer. The place beats the shit out of Silk, a 'Vegas' club wanna-be with a great atmosphere but dicks for owners, no-contact lappers, high drink prices, $20.00 reserved tables and a douchebag of a D.J. For out in the country fun, I recommend the Hardware Store way before I'd send anybody to Silk. Enjoy!