Chez Diane Reviews

This place is a throwback.

The good:
Ten minutes from the border on Alburgh (including any lines)
$20 lap dances

The place:
A complete dive bar of the best kind. There were only two other guys there on a Thursday Afternoon, clearly regulars and a very opinionated bartender who kept me laughing

Traditional...

This place was completely surreal. I made a detour here on my way back from Montreal, and found myself driving on foggy roads with farm land on either side for, perhaps, 20 minutes. Nothing else seemed open nearby, so it is one of these Quebec venues that doubles as...

Hopped over the border Saturday night to revisit Chez Diane's. If you're in Eastern upstate New York or Vermont, this is the closest club to the border. That's it, that's the draw. It's not fancy and some of the dancers I've seen in the past here have been rough. The...

It’s been a few years, so I ventured up to Chez Diane as a birthday gift for myself. Things haven’t changed much since my last visit, but that’s not all bad.

The usual ring the doorbell, they let you in for $5 cover. Again, as typical in these small...

On a recent trip to Vermont, I decided to venture into Canada to sample a strip club. Chez Diane was the shortest driving distance from Winooski, VT (about one hour) so I crossed into Canada at a remote crossing and drove to the club. From the outside, the...

According to both Google and the club's Facebook page, they are open Wednesday-Sunday 12:00 p.m. to 3:00 a.m. I went on a Thursday evening in February, arriving at 5:00 p.m., but the place was inexplicably closed. I stuck around until about 5:30 double-checking their hours online and looking to see...

Last I was here was back in October. That amazing bartender was working - slim brunette, long straight hair - gorgeous, but she eclipsed all the dancers. What was fun, though, was that Star was back. A remnant of the past! She's had a rough time...

I use to come to chez diane 5 years ago and it was so busy with so much girls like 15-20 girls... I came back maybe 2 weeks ago on april 1st to 4th and it was average ! A lot of black girls ... Girls for all type big...

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon - and was amazed to discover 6 girls and at least 10 patrons - as well as my favorite bartender. It was fun sitting there listening to the friendly guys at the bar gabbing in French and trying to figure out what they...

I just moved to Vermont and a friend took me here for a nice warm welcome. Paid a few bucks to get in grabbed a beer from the bar and sat down. A few girls came asking right away if we wanted a dance which we told them give us...

I have not been here in a long time so decided to try it again. There were 5 girls. Three black and 2 white. The 2 white girls looked to be in their early 20s. One was very small and petite, but with nice boobs. The other(more my type) was...

Sometimes you get lucky and there are couple nice girls with a nice body. Lately though it's been so so and the girls have been getting kind of pushy trying to get you to go out back. Mostly black girls who speak little English, so coming from VT it's kind...

Thought I'd give this place one last try. It was a huge disappointment! Le Gent in Marieville is SO much better (where I went the night before). Le Gent's least attractive girl was way better than Diane's best. As is so often the case, the bartender...

This is my second review about bar Diane. I have been there few times since my last review and it have been more and more deceiving each time. I don't think it worth going back there for me unfortunately anymore. Most of the polular familiar faces are gone forever and...

Last time there about 10 dancers. The atmosphere was average like usual lets say discreet and quiet. The barmaid was pretty decent that night, but she was always busy talking with the doorman. Most of the dancers are attrative. They still offer FS and dances. Most of them are good....

I visited about a month ago and still don't know if I had a good time or not... I drove up from central Vermont (about two hours one way) and had to go through a secondary inspection when crossing into Canada. That held me up about 15 minutes before...

been there 3 times this year ...well the building needs to be renovated & make brighter atomsphere as well as add more tv w/ different programs but,it was a pleasant visit from NH for me ... some dancers are mixed on characters , personality , attitude,...

Friend highly recommended this place. A little out of the way but well worth the drive. Was first customer of the day and wanted a quick n and out. I was there at opening and the dancers had not yet reported to work. Barmaid was very...

Chez Diane still offers attractive women who will bend over to please, but it is not what it used to be. There were only three women working when I last visited and each seemed distant and unenthusiastic. After coaxing each of them into a private booth for a...

It's been a while since my previous visit, and I should have guessed that when Chez Diane no longer had a website that the club would be half of what it once was. Picture Chez's heyday: a packed house with 10+ dancers, most rating 7-10. One had a hard...

I haven't been to Chez Diane in over 6 months. The last time I was there the bar seemed slower than usual. I really like this place a lot. The girls are mostly friendly if they're from Quebec, the island girls I can do without. The doorman is always friendly...

The club is a little out of the way but worth the trip. It was quiet with only me, the bar tender, the owner and one other customer. There was only one dancer when I arrived. The club is clean and sells food. The bar tender was the hotter of...

Located in a sleepy farm town a stone’s throw from the U.S. border, Diane follows Quebec’s unusual trend of putting what are essentially hostess clubs outside of the big city of Montreal. I arrived early Friday evening and rang the buzzer. The club’s layout is fairly standard for...

I always visit when I am in the area. I arrived about midnight just missing the erotic show, usually two ladies dancing and playing on stage. Very sexy when I have seen it at other clubs. I will try to make it earlier next trip and report back....

Went back after a long absence. Different girls but same deal. Okay club, reasonably clean, but nothing fancy. Neighborhood feel to the place. About 4 patrons and 3 dancers, though none danced, and they were maybe 6 on a stripper scale. Two were black ladies from Montreal. They many not...