Elysium Reviews

I have been a regular at this club for the last year. The selection of dancers varies depending on the day/night. I have seen dancers in the range of 4 - 7 some days and 6 - 9 on others. The place is not cheap. I am not a smoker...

Visited last Saturday afternoon and was impressed. Dancers began a little after 2 pm and they ranged from 7-8 for the six or seven that I saw. One looked like a sculpted fitness america contestant with bolt-ons, very impressive, unfortunately she didn't solicit dances after she got off stage. The...

Had a day off so i decided to visit one of the best clubs in detroit. I got there around 3 and took a seat at the upstairs bar. I like sitting here because you can smoke up there. The dancer quality wasnt what i usually see at the club...

Penthouse fulfills the term Gentlemans Club and what other clubs probably wish they could be. I left Tycoon's a few miles down the road to visit, knowing I would leave her happier than previous club .Mandatory Valet, and then greeted by one of the prettiest,petite, classy looking ,...

Dropped in late one Thursday. My regular was out of town so I sampled a few. One tall blonde with legs that wouldnt stop and a great ass. Took her to VIP after some fun conversation and was pleasantly surprised at the quality of dance. Probably could have gotten more...

I stopped at the Penthouse to have lunch and some drinks. As usual the food was good, but the little table I occupied next to the stage was really too small to hold my meal and a bucket of beer. The views, however, were great.

I was disappointed because...

I was in Detroit on business, and I decided to try this club out based on reviews. I came on a Tuesday evening before 7 PM. There is no cover charge before 7. There was really no street parking so I had get my vehicle valeted. The club looks...

I made a Saturday afternoon visit last month while in town on business which was my first ever trip here on a weekend. The girls varied from the usual midweek shift and I didnt recognize a single face. The overall quality of the Saturday day shift was lower...

Was in town on business with two of my buddies and we ended up here. We had a blast! The waitresses were super friendly (sassy - which I like), and the dancers were legit. Some very pretty ones, and some average, but they were mostly friendly. ...

What can I say - this club is absolutely rocking... On entry you know you are in one of the better places in Michigan, and their claim that they have the best entertainers is absolutely spot on.

Drinks are affordable and the waitresses are not pushy. Arrive early...

wow is all i have to say this is the place to be PERIOD.... if you are looking for fun in ann non stressfull place this is the place..... enjoy i meet several great ladies mme and all the guys will definately be back again for sure Laps are done...

So this has become a routine of sorts for me - i have my teenie bopper LEGAL AGE sugar babe blonde hottie with the perfect little body, gorgeous ass, mid size perky tits and a penchant for fucking straight up (no protection) - just come outside please - so I...

Club was full, so getting a table took a larger tip from the bouncer. Usually tip around $20 on weekdays, it cost double on a busy Saturday night.

There were a good amount of girls. Weekends are better since girls are more busy, so they are not as pushy to get...

PHC has got to be the best BANG for your buck hands down in the metro Detroit area. This was my first Friday evening and I WAS a little surprised that the place wasn't hoppin' more though but nevertheless, plenty of lovely ladies did abound. Believe it or...

Visited here on a work trip last wednesday. I don't mind the valet, it's just like a cover.

But the drinks are expensive. Downstairs area is good for watching the stage show and the girls working the room. I took up a couple of girls on dances ($20 per), each...

Stopped in on an afternoon again and wasn't surprised to see that the afternoon shift here is still something to look into. Get the feeling that the afternoon dancers are more classy for whatever reason than the night shift. when i've gone to other clubs during the day there have...

While traveling through the area, I decided to stop and visit the Penthouse Club on a recent Friday afternoon. Mandatory $7 valet parking. Inside, the club is clean and beautifully appointed. Hard to estimate the number of dancers -- I'd say probably 20 or so (mostly 8s...

Stopped in around 5:00 to see a regular that was in. Things were slow given the fact the club had been closed the previous two days. Hung with the regular and noticed some new talent. Tall thin blonde with a nice rack, heard she gave a good dance. Lexy, a...

I went to penthouse 1st week of Feb, 1st visit of this year. It was before 7 p.m so there was no cover. I got to see day and night shift girls reviews which was great. There were some new faces as always. I did not get any dance or...

Back in action..after a hiatus from the Detroit clubs and having been to Detroit and not going (and thinking that I had a testosterone imbalance) back with a vengeance. A bevy of beauties this afternoon and few hotties to choose from....a lovely brunette, youngish made this old guy wish...

Not too many customers on Thursday evening, but there also did not appear to be too many dancers. Valet was $7, cover was $10 and a beer was $8.25. I had dances with two dancers, Riley and girl from Texas. Both were ok. The real turnoff...

I have not been to this particular club in the greater Detroit area, so I decided to stop in. $7 dollar valet is mandatory and a $12 dollar coat check at the door. So $19 dollars spent less then a minute in. The mandatory valet maybe isn't...

Stopped in before 6pm and transitioned into the night shift. Based on my experiences at PHC, many of the gals here are single moms trying to make ends meet in a still horrible economy. Not that its a "bad" thing, just stating a fact but given the economic situation,...

I stopped in at 8:00 on my way home from work last night. The club was not very busy, maybe 25 customers. The club looks great as is my normal experience. I went to the upstairs bar for a drink and to check out the girls. The dancer quality was...

Hadn't been in for a little while and needed a fix, and got it. There were more dancers than customers and most of the dancers were up to Penthouse standards. There were a few that triggered my " what the hell are they doing here" look, heavy and sloppy. The...