Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

This is my second time at...

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pjsands
Mar 24, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

This is my second time at this club and took place a couple weeks ago on a Monday evening. There were about 15 girls I'd guess on staff. I showed up, valeted my car and was actually going to get a booth this time to test my theory on additional attention. However, he did ask and just said did you want to sit at the bar or a table? I took the table not realizing I could sit there without tipping. I guess that is a good lesson since I just sat at the bar the whole time last time when I wasn't getting a dance. I sat there for probably 30 minutes before getting approached by a Phillipino girl named Ni....a. She was quite attractive and I've never had a dance from a Phillipino chick so I said what the heck. Paid the bouncer $10 and was led to one of the back rooms that were rather large. After the first dance she quickly exposed her options and we agreed to some oral fun. However, right after that her name was called to the stage and so we had to postpone our activities. However, I was able to get 2 more dances since we were already there and she included it in the package deal...score. The only annoying part was that I had to retip the bouncer after she got off her 4 song set. This time he stuck us in a small room, maybe he didn't like my $10 from the first run. I'm not sure why he'd switch us rooms otherwise, bummer. Things got going pretty quick this time and I realized she was terrible at what she was doing, she gave an offer for the whole package. I reluctantly accepted, and she was just as bad at that. She was very safe about the whole deal, which I appreciate, but it really took away from any idea of a connection. Oh well, got the job done. I think I paid $$.5.

After that I decided to chill a the smokers bar upstairs for awhile. The girls are really good at picking up if you want to be approached or not. If you make eye contact, they'll come over, if not, they won't. There were only a few girls that came around, some just to eat dinner. Then an Asian girl swung by, and I for the life of me can't remember her name. In any case, she was from an agency that supplies girls to the clubs around Detroit. I never knew that existed, but I thought that was interesting. I also figured that she would just give clean dances, which I honestly was fine with at this time. In any case, she was super sweet and fun to talk too. She reminded me of those Asian Vegas Hotties that you just want to get with, but they are too much into their asian dance circle to pay attention to allow anyone else in. If anyone has been to Marquee or XS on a busy night, you probably have seen this phenomenom. In any case, after 10 minutes of chit chat, I had slightly fallen for this girl enough that I just wanted to have some dances and have a good time. However, she got called up to stage, and I'm like, guh...again! I guess better now then in the booth. Waited another 4 songs, went down there to tip her $10 to make sure she came back. She did come back up afterwards and we went for some dances. I gave the bouncer $20 this time thinking I'd get a big booth, nope, I got the same shitty small booth from before. Damn it! Oh well, this is when things get a bit weird. We have one dance and everything is going fine, nothing over the limits by any means and I was happy with just dances so I'm good. However, all of a sudden she says, I'm thirsty, I have to go. The bar is 20 feet away so I said do you want me to grab you water? She says no, I got to go. I gave her $35 just to be nice, she gives me $10 back and says it's not necessary. The only rationale I could come up with is that she had to take a dump and right away. She didn't look at her phone or anything that would have set her off that she was getting picked up, or it was getting her time to leave, so that's just what I'm going with. The girl had to take a dump.

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