Elysium Reviews

Late on a weeknight this favorite did not disappoint. Although only 12-15 ladies were on shift, I leaned into a seat at the back of the bar and ordered a drink. From this vantage, you can scope out the entire club, but are a bit distant from the dancers on...

Whatever Alan is doing to keep the political hacks from suppressing freedom of speech on 8 Mile is working. Private dances are as good as ever with a full menu ranging from appetizers to dessert being available. Prices still seem to run between $100-$200 depending on what you...

I went back to my favorite Detroit Club last week and noticed a few changes. For some reason, the management is making the girls where evening gown attire to start their sets. They still completely disrobe to g-strings on stage but they all start the stage routine in formal...

The Penthouse is a first class club. I arrived at 11:00, it was not very busy. Possibly 15 customers. Sat at the upstairs bar to watch the show. There were 4 strippers on the various stages. Mostly 6-8's nothing to get excited about. A few of them stopped by to...

I have been hearing about this being "the" club in detroit now for a year or so. Went to check it out with a buddy friday night at around 11 pm.

You do get what you pay for- feels clean, modern, flashy and fun. The inside...

Had a very poor experience recently with "Kimberly" (about 5'4", dark hair, DDs, slightly slutty/drugged-out look).

She started out by talking a very aggressive game downstairs, in terms of all the things we were going to do when we got to the private dance upstairs. In retrospect,...

Decided to go to the club a couple weekends ago. I arrived around 8 and after the valet and cover took a seat by the stage. There was a good amount of dancers there and it seemed that more made there way in throughout the night. The dancer quality was...

Sad to say but I finally had a "bad experience" at PHC. It was my own fault of course and here's the story.

If you read my poor review of the Flight Club then you'll understand. The same ripoff artist beyatch that I wrote about in that review is...

Was back in detroit for the long weekend and decided to pop into the club with some buddies. The placed was packed on a Saturday evening but also had plenty of dancers (and lots of hot ones). Some of the dancers can be mercenary like but in general you can...

I was at the Penthouse Club on Thursday June 30th from around 5pm to 11pm. I did not pay a cover but I did have the valet park my car $7.50 + tip upon leaving. My coke was about $8 dollars. The Penthouse Club is a topless bar with full...

Went here with a buddy last week and it was nice that cover was free before 7pm. I heard drinks were 10 a pop so I had a couple beers for cheap at a dive bar nearby first. This place is classy, has great sound, lighting, effects and most of...

Place was okay, a lot better than the Toy Chest. Had a wide variety of girls. 6-8 girls were dancing at a time, 2 on the main stage, about 4 on the side stages & 1 on the bar. The staff was very friendly.

I'd say...

I visited on Friday night and it was pretty busy. I saw quite a few of very attractive girls, there were no girls that were big in there, all fit girls. The drinks were about 10/long island and the bartenders were cool, very hot too. Some people were smoking...

Yet another excellent PHC adventure to document. I took a bud for a farewell get together and we both had a enjoyable time.

Arrived around 6:30pm and headed up to the bar and it wasn't but 10 minutes and I made a connection with not one but two young ladies...

This club is great.
Went here during the day. The enviroment is very hip. Something like las vegas.
The girls are the best in detroit. Drinks are a little pricey though.
The private dances are totally worth it and very private.
the entertainment is great. They have a motorcycle hanging in from the ceiling...

I made a visit on Friday evening and club was not busy. I got there around 5 pm and some of old faces were back. There were some new girls also working. Quality of dancers is defiantly going down or may be I have been veteran now and they do...

I met a buddy around 10 on a weekday and took a booth. Valet is highly recommended being your in the middle of a bad area. Spend the 7 dollars knowing your car will be there at the end of the evening.

There were several 8-9s / platinum blonds with...

I stopped in last Saturday around 2:30 while passing through Detroit. There were three other customers by themselves, and a large group of college-aged guys, maybe the start of a bachelor party. There were no dancers on stage when I arrived, and they only started dancing around 3...

well... looks like the penthouse is my new favorite spot to hit in the d. all the ladies are fine as hell. no muffin tops, no overweight wives who should be better clothed (covered) dancing here... all the ladies were in shape, top notch and sexy. the inside is way...

I've been to the club before, but always at night. So I wanted to try the day shift. I got there right when it opened and was surprised to see that there were about 8-10 customers already, mostly on their lunch break. The girls continued to arrive and get ready....

The Penthouse Club continues to be one of the best clubs in the Detroit area. The club is the same as far as I can tell. It's nice having the elevator to the 2nd floor right inside the entrance. I've always enjoyed hanging out at...

Visited the club on a mid-May Saturday afternoon (saw Justin Verlander's no-hitter while at the club). Club remains high-end and sparkling in appearance. Not a terribly busy time, and none of the side stages were going, just two dancers at a time on the long, narrow main stage...

This is probably the best club in the entire country! I went on a thursday after work, got there about 5, let me get the bad out of the way first....Mandatory $7 valet parking which means at least 8 or 9 with a tip, but I wouldn't want to...

This trip to Southeastern Michigan was a little disappointing as far as the strip club scene was concerned. Even my favorite, Penthouse, was not that great. I actually visited three times, a Tuesday afternoon, a Sunday evening, and the following Wednesday afternoon. As a general observation, I...

Went to penthouse club on a Friday and Saturday. Started off with mandatory valet. No big deal the club is on 8 mile so I felt more comfortable valeting my brand new truck lol. Doormen were dressed professionally and seemed helpful and nice on Friday. Saturday was a different story....