Reviews

Had no other place to go so stopped by Torpedo's to see some dancers, have some cold beer and get out of the sun. All was accomplished! Club was a stage wrapped by a…

Very easy to find on Main St, and just off of I-287, and easy parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe area. No cover. Drinks are cheap and I got lots of…

A couple of visits during a recent trip to the area. In the afternoon it was mostly cute brazilian girls. Not that busy so plenty of attention from the girl, but the inevitable dollar parade…

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You can sit down…

I had a reasonable experience since I was looking at something closer home. There is a lot of pressure to part with your 1USD at the rate of 1 per hour!! However the private dances…

My first visit in a while. Talent on stage was OK, not great but OK, you sit at the bar and the girls dance on the stage sometimes stepping off stage to take a…

The women were very good looking. Most were young with tight bodies. A few older and few with a little meat on them. Almost all were Brazilian or Russian. The dances I got were very…

Usually go to this club during the afternoon for the HOT brazilians. There are a couple that are extremely hot including a Penelope Cruz look a like. Tipping the bouncer in the lap…

was there last week not what it used to be. last time before this visit i was there there was alot of good looking women on stage young and older. drinks werent as…

went there after work. most of the dancers were above average. some i thought looked bad, but most were decent with a couple standouts. russian girl gave me a great lap dance. worth the $20!…

Bottom line- Not a bad place if your expectations are low but not worth travelling out of your way. Stopped by midweek in the evening. Dancers are attractive enough and friendly but is definately not a…

A decent club; been going on and off for years. I live in the general area, and its convenient in comparison to, say hiking it up to Delilah's in Sayreville, or Go Go Rama…

Was here again for a brief stop. High percentage of dances to customers. None of the girls were particularry attractive on this trip just your "normal" Jersey bikini club tyope girls. I did not partake…

Not a complete waste of time but not worth traveling to either. Mostly eastern european and brazilian dancers the night I visited. Most were in the 5-7 range with perhaps an 8 in the mix. Although…

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this evening, big change…

Typical NJ bikini club. Lots of dancers work the evening shift and the evening I was there, they tended to be on the chunky side. Did find one very cute and sexy blond russian dancer…

The place was lame today. Two of the women were hot, the rest were not. Several of them were unattractive. My dance with one , name started with an L, was quite good. She was…

Every go-go has its day, and fortunately my last trip to Torps was one of them. Good selection of talent with a solid backroom for dances. There is good privacy and the bouncer…

Stopped by on Monday evening, there were about 7 girls working, most were in the 5 to 6 range and thats probably being generous. About half of them Hispanic (Bound Brook is about 75%…

Back in NJ on business again, and thought I'd check out another club. Last time I was here, I tried a place down the street, and didn't have a good experience, but this looks like…

Usually a lot of decent looking girls in the 7-9 range, but the dollar parade can be relentless. My experiences with the lap dances here have always been on the tame side, in part…

Visited the club a couple of times over the past several weeks, both in the afternoon and the evening. Afternoons are pretty tame with 4-6 dancers working, many of whom are a bit older…

Dropped down at torpedos last Saturday evening. The place is pretty spacious with lots of pool tables, TVs etc. The gals ranged from 4-6 with Dianne an 8, too bad she did'nt care for anyone…

Dropped in for lunch last Mon afternoon. Only 4 other customers in the entire place, with about 8 girls dancing. $3 beer and $2 cheeseburger with some eye candy does make a decent…

The new management at this club is changing things. Can't tell yet if it is for the better or worse. The big sign outside screams new management, but more police watching the place does not…